#what are you trying to do

[sherbetyy]

what is he doing………………….

#big guy what #what are you trying to do #he’s literally just????? hammering nails into a piece of wood #his ass is not working….wait a minute #dhmis #don’t hug me i’m scared #red guy

[eidolons-stuff]

Wednesday: "Is she upset with me? Is that why she isn't here?"

Thing: *signs* "No no. Of course not!"

Xavier: *mumbles* "Well-"

Thing: *signs* "Shut up!"

#seriously #wtf #xavier #what are you trying to do #don't try getting in between #wenclair #otherwise everyone will come after you #fr #wednesday #wednesday addams #xavier thorpe #thing #wenclair cult

[chao-mp3]

WHEN A DUDE TRIES TO HIT ON YOUR BROTHER SO YOU DRESS UP AS HIS DEAD BOYFRIEND???

#SEBORGA WHAT THE FUCK #what is your strategy little guy #what are you trying to do #what does Gilbert think of that #what does ANYONE think of that #WHAT #hws seborga #aph seborga #hetalia seborga #hetalia knights templar #teutemp #hws knights templar #hetalia #hetalia world stars #aph #boyfriend girlfriend partner in crime whatever #gender does not exists #especially in Hetalia #and especially if you are dead??? #or an angel! #both in this case #sorry Im rating #yesterday I spamed himas account so he brings my child back #Im going insane #hws prussia

[ivystitches]

no but really imagine. you’re a dad, your kid’s in the hospital for a non fatal surgery and then you find out that the doctors actually plan on killing her, and that your kid’s doing the surgery with no knowledge of that fact. shit i’d go fucking feral too

#that’s a child #and you think that the child doesn’t have anyone else looking out for her and you’re taking advantage of that #yeah joel was selfish #but ellie deserved for someone to be selfish for her in that moment #they’re living in the past and trying to bring back a life that’s never coming back #the uninfected have been shown to be so much worse than the infected #what are you trying to do #who are you trying to save #why did you get to decide that this little traumatized girl has to lose her life for you to get back something that you want #without letting her know that she was being sacrificed like a lamb at the altar #i’m a joel miller defender btw if it wasn’t clear #but to be fair i actually haven’t seen anyone else say the contrary either #at least not on tumblr #joel miller #tlou #tlou series #tlou hbo #joel tlou #ellie tlou #pedro pascal #bella ramsey #the last of us

[tyhaliburton]

Huh???? 😦

#literally shaking who is this for sir #what are you trying to do #unfortunately sometimes i am attracted to my cringe wives :/

[librideluna]

Changing my username to “Taylorswiftanti”

Changing mine to “Indi_is_a_bitch_taylor_is_the_best”

#i got an ask #INDI #What are you trying to do #tell the people your opinion is wrong #Caus it is wrong #so wrong #the wrongest #also look at us being tumblr girlies #insulting eachother on yet another platform #we are going places

[festive]

I DONT STINK I SMELL LIKE COCONUT AND VANILLA. also ik ur teasing me 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

Oh god, I’m allergic to coconut 😭

#mutuals<3 #🦑.stinky #what are you trying to do #KILL ME #i thought you were in love with me #booo!!

[butchfalin]

the funniest meltdown ive ever had was in college when i got so overstimulated that i could Not speak, including over text. one of my friends was trying to talk me through it but i was solely using emojis because they were easier than trying to come up with words so he started using primarily emojis as well just to make things feel balanced. this was not the Most effective strategy... until. he tried to ask me "you okay?" but the way he chose to do that was by sending "👉🏼👌🏼❓" and i was so shocked by suddenly being asked if i was dtf that i was like WHAT???? WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME?????????? and thus was verbal again

#yeehaw #1k #5k #10k #posts that got cursed. blasted. im making these tag updates after... 19 hours? #also i have been told it should say speech loss bc nonverbal specifically refers to the permanent state. did not know that! #unfortunately i fear it is so far past containment that even if i edited it now it would do very little. but noted for future reference #edit 2: nvm enough ppl have come to rb it from me directly that i changed the wording a bit. hopefully this makes sense #also. in case anyone is curious. though i doubt anyone who is commenting these things will check the original tags #1) my friend did not do this on purpose in any way. it was not intended to distract me or to hit on me. im a lesbian hes a gay man. cmon now #he felt very bad about it afterwards. i thought it was hilarious but it was very embarrassed and apologetic #2) “why didn't he use 🫵🏼?” didn't exist yet. “why didn't he use 🆗?” dunno! we'd been using a lot of hand emojis. 👌🏼 is an ok sign #like it makes sense. it was just a silly mixup. also No i did not invent 👉🏼👌🏼 as a gesture meaning sex. do you live under a rock #3) nonspeaking episodes are a recurring thing in my life and have been since i was born. this is not a quirky one-time thing #it is a pervasive issue that is very frustrating to both myself and the people i am trying to communicate with. in which trying to speak is #extremely distressing and causes very genuine anguish. this post is not me making light of it it's just a funny thing that happened once #it's no different than if i post about a funny thing that happened in conjunction w a physical disability. it's just me talking abt my life #i don't mind character tags tho. those can be entertaining. i don't know what any of you are talking about #Except the ppl who have said this is pego/ryu or wang/xian. those people i understand and respect #if you use it as a writing prompt that's fine but send it to me. i want to see it #aaaand i think that's it. everyday im tempted to turn off rbs on it. it hasn't even been a week

[zytes]

this manatee looks like it’s in a skyrim loading screen

#misc #I encourage anyone dyslexic to try rotating him in your mind. I can’t do that; which is why I’m asking you to. #also: a bunch of tags are surprised this isn’t ‘shopped #it’s the lighting. backlit by the sun (which is diffused through the water) but also forelit artificially #the artificial light - a flash pack or something - casts a hard shadow under the creatures arm #which normally wouldn’t be possible if backlit by the SUN; you’d see a less-hard/more-fragmented shadow above water #as light sources ‘compete’ in a sense - and since there aren’t any light sources which can outshine the literal sun #it looks a bit weird when the darkest shadow is being cast from any other origin point - which is what’s essentially happening here #I don’t know the mechanics of how light travels through water; but I know the effect is substantial even with relatively short distances #also: it’s been balanced and color corrected by the author of the photo - who made deliberate choices to bring out the full potential #so it’s not like it’s a fresh and untouched export #but the kind of ‘tacked on’ appearance of the creature is a result of the lighting conditions within the image

[kvothes]

poetry and musical theater get similar accusations leveled at them in terms of not being realistic, i.e. “no one fucking talks like that” or “people don’t randomly burst into song in real life” and sometimes i just want to take people by the shoulders and say. there are forms of art that are not aiming for perfect realism. are you capable of handling that

#‘i actually do sing in real life—‘ not the point of this post. thanks. #can you engage with art for what it is trying to do. and not what you think it SHOULD do. #mine

[jakeperalta]

I'm curious. what job would you do if money was no object (you just automatically had an income you could live comfortably on)? including work like volunteering, studying etc. please share in the tags :)

#under this premise part time work is valid too! #personally i think i'd probably study. maybe do another masters maybe part time across two years this time #if i were to do a job job i think i'd try out working in a library (ideally an academic library). which would technically be more studying #since i'd need to get a library qualification first #i'm just very curious what people would choose if it was purely a choice of what appeals to you over the practicality/necessity #talking

[samgiddings]

@staff @support @engineering @music @books

Have you ever considered this is a really stupid layout to have when there’s no way to easily get your account back if you accidentally hit the wrong button???

#med mumbles #im mad actually what kind of UI is this #top post #I guess 😭😭💀💀💀 #edit: @ing staff doesn’t actually do that much so try filling out a quick feedback form on their site #also #it doesn’t *ALWAYS* ask you for your password #yes it does in some cases but there are situations where if you link it to your email it doesn’t ask!!! #look through the tags and see how many people have accidentally deleted their blogs before you decide to be a smartass

[cyancees]

i have neither a good imagination nor aphantasia, but a secret third thing

#adhd #doodles #show this to your therapist instead of failing to explain it like i did #me: its like i cant control my thoughts like i was trying to think of something earlier today but #all i could think of was this giraffe eating leaves and no matter how hard i tried to focus the thought would just. replay #my therapist: what happens if you try to let the thought just play out #me: ........ i dont know but i dont want it to be there at all when im trying to do simple addition in a maths exam #10k #100k

[violent138]

Hal: "Have one of your enemies died or something, I've never seen you smile like that."

Bruce, putting his phone away: "No Alfred just sent me a dick pic."

Hal, frozen in place, seriously reconsidering his thoughts on rich people and their butlers: "That's... nice of him."

Bruce, cursing his kids for normalizing "Dick pics" in their house as a way to refer to photographs of his eldest: "It's not like that."

Hal, holding up his hands and avoiding eye contact: "I think I preferred it back when I overshared and you told me to keep things professional."

#hal jordan #bruce wayne #I had a thought while trying to study in a room with my maybe friend and I nearly broke my ribs trying not to laugh #do with this what you will #batman #dc comics #batfamily

[lgbtlunaverse]

There's a version of the "don't go grocery shopping while hungry" rule specifically for writers where you should never under any circumstances be allowed to touch your draft within 3 hours of reading a really good story. Because sometimes when you read something great your head goes "fuck this is so much better than my stuff I should make that more like THIS instead!" Look at me. That's the devil talking and you should close the document NOW.

#you will make superficial edits that do not gell well with the rest of your work #and won't actually capture what you thought was so good about that story #close the doc. sit down. think about it for a while. inspiration is fine. getting a 'eureka' moment from another story is fine #but if you find yourself comparing your work one to one with someone else's and taking any differences to be flaws on your part then STOP #you will never write good stuff by trying to make it look less like you wrote it #writing #writing advice #guess who just had to go into her google doc history and undo a bunch of panic-induced edits #because she read a fic about the same characters she's writing for? #meeee. they aged badly within just a few hours of hindsight. learn from my mistakes #self-hatred is not a good motivation for creation #fic writing

[linipik]

Another miraculous escape

#good omens #ineffable husbands #good omens fanart #fanart #aziraphale #crowley #i just want them in greater peril but also together you know? #idk what s3 might bring but i want it #also i want to do that animatic so here i am trying to get somewhere