#what the FUCK am I saying

[inchidentally]

https://x.com/MERCL4REN/status/1743286121973555513?s=20

find the difference level impossible :D but seriously, this tweet gave me a stomachache from laughing so hard.

THERE'S MY TWO CREEPY TOO SIMILAR VESTAL VIRGINS THAT MAKE ALL THE MEN ON THE GRID (except lewis) GO HUUUHHHHH???

#the tweet text salgfljasgfhljashfslja truth #but I love how they sometimes turn just wayyy too similar and at a distance the grid is like wait which is.... #and when they drove triumphantly back to the pits those two times fist bumping across the air as they were side by side #the other drivers were like ohhhhh boy I don't like this #if they can weather a bad car the same #and then succeed in a good car almost the same #what will become of us mere men?? #we do not like The Arts we do not like Silent Communication we do not know what they are saying when it is Just The Eyes #we are but men who get angry and dejected alone or celebrate and shout at the top alone or maybe we thump our brothers backs and laugh loud #what are these delicate creatures with hairless cheeks and babysoft heads of hair and adolescent skins #only Lewis stands apart and watches the pair with knowing and gladness that the future will be theirs #the natural rightful heirs to his disruption and inveigling of the most homogeneous sport known to man #Carlos: the Piastri Boy does not like me but he is soft like a woman should I love bomb him or fist bump him what do I do #Charles: I feel as if I should be one of them but The Men want me over here oh but I wish I could Join Them in Silent Beautiful Eeriness #what the FUCK am I saying #inchreplies #vestal virgins au

[blerghie]

kdj truly has unbeatable stats i just took critical emotional damage from seeing him as a tiny babu with a bowlcut and oversized hoodie and tinie sneakers waaaaaaa

#lsk must have looked so large and strong to him 🥹 #adding to kdj's thought process that a large and strong back = reliable = safe = lsk = now yjh #adding to lsk's resentment of yjh bc lsk couldn't maintain that image of her to kdj #what the fuck am i saying #orv #kdj

[sunshines-child]

I love how Luke is now your current soft boy you see on tiktok because back then "hot" was blonde jock and now it's what Luke is now and honestly that's so fitting

#what the fuck am i saying #pjo #percy jackson #luke castellan #pjo show #pjo tv show

[toaster-trash]

*Picking up a cowboy hat symbolically and putting it on my head* The urge to return to writing a teeny bit of fanfiction for the first time since the Great Clervalstein Phase of 2023……..

#what the fuck am I saying #anyway this post is about potential post-RDR1 Jack Marston fics

[yushiroll]

OKAY OKAY SOOO...

Imagine bottom Vox bro OH MY GOD.

-So you tell Vox that you want to top for once, and for one he ACTUALLY AGREES.

-And instead of him edging and fucking you, you're the one doing it🤷‍♀️

-From teasing the tip of his cock from straight up using toys on him

-HE WILL BEG. HE WILL BEG FOR IT IF YOU MAKE HIM.

-call him a good boy while you edge him i SWEAR that man will go goddamn feral

-would be soo into calling you master, mistress, etc.

-loves bondage on him, def wanted to be tied up by you for the longest time fr fr

-I HATE MYSELF FOR THIS HELPP

#nijisanji smut #what the fuck am i saying #im sobbing #vtuber smut #vox akuma #vox akuma smut #goddamn #smut #luxiem smut #bottom vox

[fffrost]

Sometimes I get noise cravings. I want to listen to someone pushing around a large jade vase on the floor right now. I think the deep smooth grating of a rich stone against another would soothe me right now.

#oog #what the fuck am I saying

[whoa-where-did-the-pancakes-go]

I take a seat. I take another. And another. Soon, there are no seats left. I have stolen all your chairs.

#??? #what the FUCK am i saying #[insert cool original post tag]

[dnphobe]

the dan vs phil board in the background of the post-wad q&a is doing something to me. we divide things into eras a lot but the truth is, as always, every moment is happening all at once, all your past selves live inside you, dan's solo era and dan and phil revival era can co-exist because he's still dan, every version of him, and we can experience any era of theirs by just scrolling a bit on youtube, and in that moment those videos are just as present to me as the one that just came out. to quote one of the best dapg series: despite everything, it's still you

#what the fuck am i saying #ry.txt

[listen-i-love-men]

gay as fuck to be a gentleman. what are you gonna do? fuck a man gently? gonna have gentle gay sex?

#gay #shitpost #what the fuck am i saying

[flowersforfrancis]

#hugs for everyone #But not because I have anxiety and hugging scares me #but you can hug me #what the fuck am I saying #anyway #achilles come down #black and white aesthetic #philosophy #musings #i think i’m losing it #black and white #achilles and patroclus #achilles x patroclus #books and literature #classic literature #romanticism #aestethic #dark academia #dark romantica #aestheitcs #aesthetic #aesthetics #dark academic aesthetic #classic academia #chaotic academia #academia #moodboard #gang of youths #song of achilles #tsoa achilles

[notriipentry]

(this is me talking about fanon mizole,,, yk the kind of fanon that you'd find on twitter lmao. ignore if you'd like)

mizole doesnt like ichiya because his whole brand is defying standards n expectations and whatever. he doesn't hate him, but he shouldn't be compared to him

let me explain:

"He considers himself a rival to the Squid Squad, particularly Ichiya, though he fails to escape their influence. ...his personal creed is to either exceed or betray the expectations of others."

1) bands and artists will be rivals. its quite normal in the music scene. idk how people dont know this

2) he doesnt want to keep being compared to ichiya, and wet floor to squid squad. they have very different sounds, so i understand why that might be annoying

3) continuation of #2, this is basically him trying to break out of that constant comparison to ichiya and SqSq in general from fans and listeners. wet floor is defying expectations set by the listeners.

same can be said for what he's said in the interview:

"Are you bored of it? What is that 'what we haven't done yet?' That's what I'm always looking for when working on the next song."

they're trying to be different, to break the mold in the splatoon music scene that ichiya and the rest of squid squad set for the other bands, an expectation for them to live up to.

what im trying to say is that whenever i see people saying that mizole hates ichiya, or that he's jealous of him in canon (i mostly see this on twitter, go figure) isnt really true. its just fanon. idk headcanons are alright and stuff but i dont feel like thats mizole, the real mizole.

also when people compare wet floor to squid squad (again, on twitter), cause ive seen a lot of "oh wet floor is nothing like squid squad" and of course whether you like them or not is totally valid, i just dont think they're really comparable is all. like they are two different genres (ska punk vs. whatever wet floor has going on. it sounds like a mix of different genres which i really like) and also for the reasons mentioned above they are REALLY different from squid squad. like really

sorry i really like him and wet floor a lot

#splatbands #wet floor #mizole #headcanon #what the fuck am i saying

[zestys-world]

I still think the real reason Wei Wuxian was kicked out of Cloud Recesses was because he said Lan Qiren wasn't hot enough to be a DILF

#you know it to be true #it happened off screen i swear #mxtx told me #mdzs #mo dao zu shi #the untamed #wei wuxian #wwx is wrong for this tho lqr is very dilf #what the fuck am i saying

[pey-up]

God complex? I actually find it quite simple. Maybe thats why im better than you. Perhaps better than the divine.

#peyton rants #What the fuck am i saying #Shitpost #Listen #Uh #Yeah i got nothin

[clonehigh-takes]

SOMEONE STRANGLE CAESAR FOR ME HE IS UNFORGIVINGLY UGLY

okay so thingcore

#what the fuck am i saying #clone high #clone high takes #clone high julius caesar #ch julius caesar

[blowflyfag]

My day be so cruel then boom. Marijuana and wrestsling.

#like the arch angels whisking me away in the safety of their arms #fear not Eris #for there is plenty of friendship #weed and wrestling in your future sweet summer child #man I love all my friends fuck I’m so lucky to have the people I do #ugh #I have so much love for everyone #what the fuck am I saying #eris smokes

[circusclownproductions]

(Presses record on my handheld audio diary like a guy on a dangerous expedition) I have a sore throat and the ice water isn’t ice watering the way it should be… this may be my last straw… check back in tomorrow if still alive.. and sane.. *static*

#what the fuck am I saying #🍱