#whatever food is food

[capfalcon]

i literally want to make a podcast titled "crimes against tofu" and it will literally just be me bitching about all the different ways people fuck tofu up

#im not talking about #the people who use tofu as a meat substitute #if ur seasoning ur tofu somewhat and u like #Eat it somewhat decently idgaf what u do to it #im talking about the bitch on instagram that put the tofu in the TOASTER #or the people who eat raw unseasoned tofu in a salad. #what is that. thats like putting a fucking raw unseasoned potato in your food. what is that. #see heres what upsets me #it isnt that they fuck the tofu up #whatever food is food #i do weird shit with food too #it upsets me. that they have no concept of the history of this food #or of its applications in everyday life for so many people #it upsets me that so many fucking white vegans are out here #acting like white saviors to the tofu world being like #I BET YOU HATE TOFU. WELL IF YOU SLATHER IT IN THIS VEGAN BBQ SAUCE IT TASTES GOOD! #like no actually i love tofu bc its an essential part of my food and diet #ive loved it since i was a child actually and its so fucking insulting #to take a food thats extremely popular (just not in western culture) #and shit talk it and place your own western assumptions on it #and act like YOU have discovered the secret to it #when people have been making tofu delicious for centuries longer than youve been alive #its!!!!!!!!!! infuriating.

[catmask]

with that said there are characters that a fat maybe not canonically but they are spiritually. to me. they may not be drawn that way but i know whats true. ive seen it like a sort of prophet

#serizawa. send post #he did NOT live his life as a shut in for almost a whole decade to be drawn SKINNY! not by me at least #also like so many characters over the age of 30. no more fit moms and dads GIVE them that divorce body fat NOW! #*strikes you down with the force of god* #but honestly alternative for serizawa that ive always liked is that he gains weight when he starts working for reigen #because he can now go out and eat new foods :D he has actually gained an appetite because he's moving around more #and isnt just eating like instant ramen or whatever his mom brings him #see how easy it is you can just believe it with your heart. you just have to find the ways to make true waht u know #scratchpost #txt

[sergle]

I love the little AU that skinny people live in where they have the same problems as fat people and can relate to the Experience. artists references are only for fat bodies, artists that do draw thin bodies are getting DMs from people going like "omg I'm so happy I discovered your art, it's so rare to find an artist who draws small bodies!!!!! for the first time I see people who look like me 😭😭" skinny people going "omggg I finally found a clothing brand that sells nice dresses in XS, I wish they weren't so so overpriced though" skinny people getting home from the doctor's office and collapsing on the couch to tell their roommate that their doc spent the whole appointment quizzing them about their diet and they were told they need to gain 40 pounds. but the doctor didn't want to check out the weird scraping sound they make when they breathe in, just that they should probably gain weight first. skinny celebrities and influencers spending thousands of dollars getting plastic surgery to transfer fat to their stomachs and jawlines. all the main characters in tv shows are fat. when you watch cartoons as a kid, there's one skinny character, and they're really dumb and annoying and get laughed at by the other characters. they're a loser and never get a boyfriend/girlfriend. the same clothes that are stylish when worn by fat people just get you made fun of. desirable romantic leads and manic pixie dream girls twirl their hair and say "yeeah I've just been fat my whole life, I just never lose weight no matter what I eat hehe" and this is an extremely endearing and attractive trait.

#do you want me to keep going? #I love this little fantasy world. what if the world was made of pudding? #sergle.txt #unfortunately I can't even Make Up equivalencies about chairs not being made for you and weight limits on furniture that are very low #car seats airplane seats wheelchairs #etc whatever #hang on I have another funny one. desirable Clothing Styles and foods have the word 'fat' in the name or the branding #there are fat lattes and fat jeans

[francesderwent]

reblog this and tag with a food you no longer have access to (closed restaurant, state you moved away from, ex’s mom’s cooking, etc) that will haunt you until your dying day, mine are the spicy chicken sandwich on the employee menu at the fine dining restaurant I was a prep cook at, and the onion bagel from the kosher place down the street from my house when I lived in the city

#in which cate tells stories #that!!!! sandwich!!!!!! #spicy chicken breast with fresh mozzarella red onions and pesto on a ciabatta roll #I’ve tried to recreate it and I CAN’T #I don’t know what spice mix they used but DAMN #and nobody’s pesto was better than theirs #so much good food at that job tbh #the chef liked cooking for me because I was always so thrilled with whatever he did #he made ricotta gnocchi once??? it was THE BEST EVER #and lobster ravioli? that wasn’t even on the MENU we were both just there late at night and he made it for himself and gave me some #his greens and beans were also perfect #but I especially miss that sandwich #I ate that almost every day that summer

[brofisting]

Two Things

1) I’m stoked as hell for UPS to do what they gotta do for better labor conditions and I support them unconditionally

2) I just remembered I should buy a bunch of extra food for my bunny early so I don’t run out in case of/during a strike!!!!!!!

Therefore I am posting this in case you also need to buy a bunch of something that is usually delivered by UPS and is time sensitive pre- Aug 1, 2023. Here is your official reminder.

xoxo

#ups strike #solidarity #and also: don’t run out of pet food or Whatever

[thesoftestcowboy]

German* food poll but we have meatless options

A while ago everyone did those regional food polls and i wanted to do one back then but forgot... anyway. If you don't eat meat the options can be very limited in (traditional) restaurants around here. I wanted to do one with dishes that don't typically contain meat or can at least be easily adapted. Also yes this is kind of based on both my personal tastes and experiences so it's biased towards southern food, lmao. If you're vegan please just pretend it's a vegan version it's almost impossible to find options otherwise

*yes some of these are technically considered to be from Austria or France but they're still incredibly common in the regions near the border.

#i feel like i'll inevitably offende someone with this. listen. i tried to go with the most common version and double checked on wikipedia. #some of these are NOT what I'd personally call them. dont @ me #do @ me if you have suggestions for other options. idk what people eat up north besides fish #anything i looked up said it had to contain beef or fish broth or whatever #polls #food poll #couldve just done 20 different dumpling options tbh #anyway...kässpätzle my beloved

[poorly-drawn-mdzs]

Market based mistakes.

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#poorly drawn mdzs #mdzs #wei wuxian #wen chao #wen zhuliu #Apologies for how much I skipped in the last part of this episode. #I do love the scene of Jiang Cheng regaining his will to live and the ensuing scenes of Wei Wuxian seeing him off at the mountain base. #At the same time I very much want to keep pressing on with the story. #The notes I have are for scenes I did not draw: #I still think a lot about the symbolism of food in both consumption and giving - especially in regards to the Yunmeng Trio. #Prior to JC leaving we see WWX out buying food for him. Something that initially falls through as JC runs back to Lotus Pier. #But here it comes back full circle. WWX gives away a part of himself to be 'consumed' by Jiang Cheng. #It is about being led by desire (JC wanting revenge to losing his will to live to wanting his core back) #and about being bound by duty to do whatever it takes to see those desires through to the end. #JC can't eat until he has his desire to live back. WWX carves out his own ambitions to help another reach theirs. #And it isn't held up as noble! Not even once! He is routinely punished and criticized for this sacrifice. #Being thrown into the burial mounds really is just symbolism for how we can give away every scrap of ourselves to others- #-and find ourselves at rock bottom. Alone. #When you hollow yourself out it just leaves room for something else to fill it. Something worse.

[inkskinned]

as we enter the start of a semester and the dreaded Hour of Making Friends us upon us... if ur ever at a loss for what to say in one of those weird social situations where you only vaguely-know people, one of my favorite questions to ask is "what is your favorite food crime." a food crime is like the food combination that you love that other people find revolting. press them to take it further than pineapple on pizza, that's rote. food crimes is a good topic that has many benefits as it turns out all people are degenerates and also it will give you some cool ideas to try out later in the privacy of your own degenerate kitchen

the other good thing to ask is "okay but has anyone here ever been someplace haunted" bc it turns out if you ask most people directly they don't believe in ghosts, but many people are like "oh yeah i lived in a haunted house. ghosts aren't real tho"

#my food crime is that i regularly make a “pasta and tuna” situation that has somehow gotten even more evil and degenerate over time. #it is a ''white wine reduction'' (it's just white wine and garlic powder & seasoning) #and tuna from a can. #and plain pasta. #if i have the spoons i will actually chop garlic for it but this tends to be my comfort food for a REALLY bad day #bc its super easy to make: #boil pasta. drain. put into bowl for later. into same pot u used for pasta. #put tuna (with oil/water from can). let fry a little for like 2-3 min. put in whatever amount of wine. season to taste. #the tuna will get a little crisp on it which is nice. important side note: #this began as a Bolognese sauce. #and one day i had to sub for tuna. i know. not ideal. i cried about it too. #somehow over time it is now its own little evil thing. i would never make someone else eat it. it is beautiful. #but yeah i don't even stir the pasta in afterwards i just slap pasta into serving bowl #slap this ''''''sauce'''''''' on top #molto bene #(i really can cook fairly well btw. this is a food crime. not a suggestion of skill or ability) #(i LOVE baking but when i cook for myself. the autism is obvious. bc i just don't understand the point of most of the steps) #(.... i can just eat the deli meat out of the bag. it is protein. i don't even have to like it. i just have to eat enough calories.) #(also i used to cook MUCH more before this apartment which is so small that i can stretch my arms out and overreach the counter length.) #(.... i'm 5.2. so.)

[astrateiaa]

Happy (somewhat belated) birthday Anthy!!!! I love you dearly.

I think she deserves to make her own cake if she wants.

#I love someday together utena and anthy #I want anthy to learn how to make her own food and enjoy it #something something agency and self sufficiency and adulthood #there are no candles on her birthday cake #just cream cheese frosting applied messily by utena #yes the eggs are a reference to the world’s shell or whatever #revolutionary girl utena #rgu #shoujo kakumei utena #art #fanart #anthy himemiya #utena tenjou #happy birthday anthy #no image id #rgu fanart #my art

[starmocha]

Can confirm: Xavier is our garbage disposal boyfriend

#love and deepspace #love and deepspace xavier #lnds ; messages #imagine going on a date with him #and you order whatever sounds interesting #whatever you don't like or can't finish #you just pass it over to xavier #i would also like to think xavier is the type to present two menu options to a waiter and ask which has more serving #and then just order whatever has more food #like taste is probably secondary to him #he just wants a large quantity of food #thank you for coming to my ted talk

[mugwot]

three of them!

#also known as #bonnie gets adopted speedrun #whatever they will cook is gonna be legendary #and gourmand is about to discover the amazing power of fire #i trust them with that #isat #isat bonnie #rain world #rain world gourmand #dungeon meshi #senshi #my art #anyway can we talk about the power of food that brings us together? #can we talk about our responsibility to the next generation? #no? ok

[looseduke]

pib is really really good bc he’s basically a war criminal but he’s also just a little cat? like he has human intelligence i guess but he’s quite literally just a little kitty cat. what are you going to do, lock him up? you’re gonna put the cat in jail? throw away the key? come on. he’s just a little cat. he wants to be comfortable. and well fed. bowls of milk and little scritches behind his ears. and if people have to die to make that happen can you really blame him? he’s a cat.

#what r u gonna do put him on trial?? no. give him some food and a fireplace and he’ll calm down #quite literally just a cat he can do whatever he wants forever bc like. how do u bring a cat to justice #is pib going to answer for his crimes? no. he’s going to just keep being a little guy. forever #dimension 20 #d20 neverafter #it’s 2am idk #d20 pib

[jjkyaoi]

their dynamic to me is just the basement yard podcast in its entirety but. in a gay way

#the words ‘i’m not asking you for the species’ in regards to potatoes is the funniest thing in the world to me #full metal alchemist #full metal alchemis brotherhood #fmab #edward elric #ling yao #edling #edit: i Know ed’s a farm boy and wld probably be the one to know more abt ?? potatoes or whatever but this was js a joke abt how insane ling #is abt food 😭

[last-in-line-for-hell]

Time Passes

#mdzs #wei wuxian #my mdzs art #happy birthday wei wuxian #mo dao zu shi #my mdzs comic #sishu means uncle four btw #if you’re wondering how each iteration of WWX is talking to each other….¯\_(ツ)_/¯ #artistic liberty for symbolism #I guess 😭 but yeah I wanted to draw this a lot and so I did #no background because they are in the ~mind void~ or whatever #if you wanna know about the food and drink it’s just types that mean a lot to that particular time’s wwx #they’re sharing it amongst each other lmao #the younger ones aren’t aware of the older ones memories if that wasn’t obvious #why? you decide ✌️ #anyway I loved drawing this but goddamn did I put off a ton to do this oops 😭 #whelp bye bye again

[stargirl230]

Happy Pride! I hope everyone can spend some time with their favorite person this month <3

Spider-punk propaganda has taken over my brain but I haven’t seen the movie yet, so i drew these punks instead.

(no reposts; reblogs appreciated)

#my art #artists on tumblr #fanart #digital art #pride #bnha #boku no hero academia #mha #kaminari denki #jirou kyouka #kamijirou #here's some food for my bnha ghost followers #i can't believe they have matching leather jackets AND complementary hair colors #also #i actually had to restrain myself from rendering too much #painting a bunch for ap art was great but i miss lineart #so here we are! #because now i can do whatever i want!

[yuwuta]

you ask yuuta if he wants a bite of your food and when he says yes you offer your plate to him, but he’s just sat there looking at you with his dumb big bambi boy eyes and his mouth slightly open and he will not look away or blink or close his mouth until you lift your fork to his lips to feed him and then he grins like shit’s sweet and hums about how good the food is like nothing happened like he’s not ridiculously attractive. gonna chew on steel

#he consistently does shit like this is like he's not stupidly attractive and its because he does not know. he does not know that he's hot #the yuuta/yuuji divide is that they’re both bad asl and neither know it but yuuji is Not innocent and yuuta is just naive [at first] #which is me saying yuuji is kind but yuuta is just Nice once again #insane i need to bash his head against a table. and kiss him i guess whatever #also who expects to be fed when you offer them food: toge but he KNOWS he's being annoying and whines if u dont feed him #gojo/yuuji/choso are the opposite #gojo asks if u want some of his food and then won't let u have any unless u let him feed it to you. nd if u want to avoid a scene u have to #he just babies people :((///// he does this to everyone . will cry #yuuji also does it reflexively like hes like 'oh! this is good you should try it!' and before u can even agree he's got his spoon #in your mouth and smiling like 😇 its good right!🥰......angel boy #choso...do i need to say it isn't there canonical evidence for this #oh also u offer food to toji and he just kinda tilts his head like oh what ur not gonna feed me? like no. stinky. feed YOURSELF! #yuuta okkotsu.................... when i get my hands on this boy....