Forget “porn without plot.”
If you’re me a smut fic, write me something devastating.
A man who’s been in love with a woman for years. And he’s begging on his knees for just a moment of her attention. He will do ANYTHING.
This woman is a ‘what doesn’t kill me makes me stronger’ type gal.
She’s brutally independent and is an anti-romantic. She’ll drag a bitch.
He begs her to let him pleasure her, prove that he’s worthy enough.
She absolutely walks him like a dog. Turns this man into a whimpering, whining, pathetic mess.
And afterwards? She leaves.
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I see morning crew as like “he asked for no pickles” but it’s all of them
Like Fit won’t go up to an employee to demand no pickles for himself, but he will for Pac and Tubbo
And Pac will do it for Fit and Tubbo but not himself
And Tubbo will do it for Pac and Fit
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you can improve literally any word by adding “girl” in front of it btw. girlscared. girlnormal. girlweird. girlsilly. etc. girl can be such a beautiful focal point of anyone’s vocabulary
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Do you see my vision? The world could be such a beautiful place...
Sorry for all the shitposts doodles and sketches recently sdlgkjsgdfg, the worms in my brain are everywhere right now.
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adaine being a war caster, spell sniper, mage slayer, wizard with a sword as an arcane focus and a signature spell of punch you into the stratosphere. everything to me.
bludgeoned somebody to death on her first day of high school, killed her dad in one punch, way too excited to be given a gun and get a go on the cannons.
she would have done numbers as a werewolf.
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i think someone busting into alastor’s room and he’s doing increasingly weirder things should be a running gag.
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mithrun holding a lamb like... the painting of jesus holding a lamb
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