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according-to-shlorp · 5 months

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Terry: This date sucks. Soo bored. Korvo: This isn't a date, I was shopping for new window replacements. Terry: Then why did you invite me? Korvo: I didn't. I said "Terry I'm going to the store, don't follow me!" and you said "Don't tell me what to do!" and followed me here!

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according-to-shlorp · 7 months

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The Solar Opposites Become Marketable Plushies

Not gonna lie I am very tempted to buy some of those marketable plushies myself...

Also, I am now finally caught up on season 4! Can't wait for the last 3 episodes :))

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according-to-shlorp · 7 months

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“Dead NFTs: The Evolving Landscape of the NFT Market” is a new report from dappGambl, a community of experts in finance and blockchain technology. Upon analysis of 73,257 NFT collections, the authors found that 69,795 have a market cap of zero Ether (ETH), the second most-popular cryptocurrency behind Bitcoin. In practical terms, that means 95 percent of NFTs wouldn’t fetch a penny today — a spectacular crash for assets that reached a trading volume of $17 billion amid a frenzied bull market in 2021. The study estimates that some 23 million investors own these tokens of no practical use or value.

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The “Dead NFTs” report observes that the nearly 200,000 NFT collections “with no apparent owners or market share” identified by the study caused carbon emissions equivalent to the annual output from 2,048 houses, or 3,531 cars.

#I've been waiting for this moment.#haha #perfection.

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according-to-shlorp · 8 months

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Jesse: Why can't we have a birthday off like everyone else? Korvo: Who's everyone else? Yumyulack: Washington, Lincoln... the baby Jesus, Korvo!”

#Solar Opposites #Incorrect Solar Opposites #Meet The Deedles #Yumyulack #Jesse #Korvo #Korvo Solar Opposites

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according-to-shlorp · 10 months

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Some old stuff. I think I got worse?

#Awesome #Love it.#Canon

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according-to-shlorp · 10 months

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"All I want is Peace, Love, Understanding, and a Chocolate Bar."

Terry

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according-to-shlorp · 10 months

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Jolly good

#Love.#spoilers kinda #korvo

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according-to-shlorp · 10 months

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“you know what? maybe spending time with people you love is what gives your life meaning”

#Love this!#The Family #Solar Opposites

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according-to-shlorp · 11 months

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Terry: *gasps* What if this is a Carrie situation? Jesse: Bradshaw or drenched in blood?

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according-to-shlorp · 11 months

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"Can you show me how to open this banana?"

Terry to Korvo

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according-to-shlorp · 11 months

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Hey! I'm glad to see you posting again! I was afraid the fandom stalker got to you too! I missed all your posts and you vacc OCs. I hope you're doing well!

Thank you for this kind message Anon, unfortunately the stalker did effect me but I'm getting much better. I won't get into it. I hope to post more, I missed this side of tumblr for sure! <3

#Anon #I don't want to mention it much here #it sucks #fandom stalker #yikes

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according-to-shlorp · 11 months

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Season 4 announced for August 14th, via a bus (no literally)

#Love it #Solar Opposites #Bus #cool.

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according-to-shlorp · 11 months

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Yumyulack[to Korvo]: When you die, can I use your skull to strike fear into the souls of my enemies? Korvo: N- No???

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according-to-shlorp · 11 months

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I hate earth! It's a horible home! People are stupid! Wh- What is this 'Hokey Pokey' they do? They say you do the Hokey Pokey and you turn yourself around, but what is the 'Hokey Pokey' what- What is it really all about? It's not specified! BE MORE SPECIFIC!

Korvo

#Incorrect Solar Opposites #Solar Opposites #SolarOpposites #Korvo #Korvo Solar Opposites #Korvotron #hehe #intro rants

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according-to-shlorp · 1 year

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Terry: So I’ve started looking into current affairs

Korvo: That's great, Terry-

Terry: *pulls out a list* Here’s a list of everyone in the neighborhood that’s currently having an affair.

#Solar Opposites #SolarOpposites #incorrect solar opposites #incorrect solar opposites quotes #Incorrect Quotes #IncorrectQuotes #Quotes #incorrect Quotes Blog #Terry Solar Opposites #korvo solar opposites #Korvotron #KorvoSolarOpposites #SolarOppositesKorvo #Korvo

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according-to-shlorp · 1 year

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