its a good day when u can flush the toilet
today was not a good day
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uncle bought me Indian rojak while waiting for the sultan to drive by in his bus (driving himself wauu!) but he took too long so we left. suprised so many ppl care about him!! also we were promised free ice cream from him but that didnt happen
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stingray and chow kuey teow
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sorry but i'm not enjoying this vacation on vacation aka real life
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you see, our religion is so great: we just burn paper and it turns into money!
they find it weird hearing your kind of english. when you speak fast, they hear nothing
wow whoever picked this starfruit did a really good job!
我叫你不要带傻婆出来!
underwire bras are going to give you cancer
you dont know how to wear our style of clothing (taken as a compliment)
do they have watermelon there?
thats a stupid question
is it hard to find rice in america?
are kfc chicken pieces bigger in america?
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her names ed and shes a qt
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fur seals and PINK dolphins and UNICORN FISH
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sorry tony moly but i dont believe u
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one of the biggest disappointments in my life: i paid 20 cents hoping to get a reborn thing but instead i got a cheap lame plastic ring
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"hiked" for like 10 minutes to reach this waterfall. it used to be hugee when my parents were growing up but then a landslide came and now its rather small. you can also see why my parents cannot appreciate the "tropical" scenery in hawaii
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