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astraygenius · 8 hours
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If we count middle/high school crushes that occasionally resurface as brainrot, then here's my list:
Rival Silver from Pokémon Kagamine Len (honorable mention: Kagamine Rin) Princess Daisy Belle (Disney version specifically) Midorikawa Lettuce from Tokyo Mew Mew
if we aren't counting crushes that resurface as brainrot I'm pretty sure only the girls on this list qualify XD
okay I'm curious. if you feel like it, reblog this post with your top five all-time blorbos. not your latest blorbos, but the ones you've had the most persistent and irreversible brainrot about over the years
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astraygenius · 8 hours
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some loser: humans are innately selfish creatures
my psych book:
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astraygenius · 3 days
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Cats are something else
I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.
- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.
- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.
- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.
That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️
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astraygenius · 4 days
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Twelve here
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Reblog with your score
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astraygenius · 4 days
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Can confirm
fuck looks. relationships NEED to based on your ability to be SILLY TOGETHER!!!!!! you better be laughing together or ELSE
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astraygenius · 4 days
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astraygenius · 6 days
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Daydreaming 🤍✨🦋🌙
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astraygenius · 6 days
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(◡‿◡✿)
(ʘ‿ʘ✿) “what you say ‘bout me”
(ʘ‿ʘ)ノ✿ “hold my flower”
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astraygenius · 6 days
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Link will be in the reblog!
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astraygenius · 6 days
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astraygenius · 6 days
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Dog!!
Woof likes water. Water very nice. 
(via)
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astraygenius · 7 days
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My face is having uncontrollable spasms. Great. It hurts really, really, really bad.
I think part of why I have trouble explaining pain to the doctor is when they ask about the pain scale I always think “Well, if someone threw me down a flight of stairs right now or punched me a few times, it would definitely hurt a lot more” so I end up saying a low number. I was reading an article that said that “10” is the most commonly reported number and that is baffling to me. When I woke up from surgery with an 8" incision in my body and I could hardly even speak, I was in the most horrific pain of my life but I said “6” because I thought “Well, if you hit me in the stomach, it would be worse.”
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astraygenius · 10 days
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Children!!
Unmute !
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astraygenius · 10 days
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reverse gaslighting where i pretend to know exactly what you are talking about
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astraygenius · 10 days
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Hmmmm
somehow instead of saying "as a treat", I've started using the phrase "for morale", as if my body is a ship and its crew, and I (the captain) have to keep us in high spirits, lest we suffer a mutiny in the coming days.
and so I will eat this small block of fancy cheese, for morale. I will take a break and drink some tea, for morale. I will pick up that weird bug, for morale.
I'm not sure if it helps, but it does entertain me
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astraygenius · 11 days
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Yooooooo
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this is something I've had in the back of my mind since walking wake was first revealed, and I've wanted to draw it ever since - we were just missing what entei's counterpart looked like until recently
and now I've finally made it a (slightly awkward looking) comic!
so yeah, I think the johto trio look like That is because ho-oh gave them traits of it's old friends when resurrecting them c:
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astraygenius · 11 days
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R/theyknew moment
fun fact: Boston Museum of Science calls their evening lecture series “SubSpace”, which would be a totally innocuous math term except for the fact that, to make sure you know these lectures are higher-level and not aimed at their usual audience (kids), they chose to subtitle it “SubSpace: Adult Experiences”
😶
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