i just want a beautiful hot evil woman that would care for me even if i was a broke trash racoon am i asking too much
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Every time I like or reblog a post, I leave a little bit of man residue on it
Every time I reply or add commentary to a reblog, that’s five times as much man residue
Me following your blog means your whole blog has man residue
I’m spreading it everywhere
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Hey guys idk how to use tumblr
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Imagine being Percy, having to travel to the other side of the fucking country as a 12yo to enter the Underworld and then a few years later you find out there was an entrance in your fucking city. I would be pissed off tbh
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Current comfort character and First comfort character
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i want to share with you some of my favourite graffiti from Pompeii
“Weep, you girls. My penis has given you up. Now it penetrates men’s behinds. Goodbye, wondrous femininity!“
“Amplicatus, I know that Icarus is buggering you. Salvius wrote this.“
“We two dear men, friends forever, were here. If you want to know our names, they are Gaius and Aulus.“
“Floronius, privileged soldier of the 7th legion, was here. The women did not know of his presence. Only six women came to know, too few for such a stallion.“
“On April 19th, I made bread.“
“ I have buggered men.“
“If anyone does not believe in Venus, they should gaze at my girlfriend.“
“It took 640 paces to walk back and forth between here and there ten times.“
“Chie, I hope your hemorrhoids rub together so much that they hurt worse than when they every have before!“
“Epaphra is not good at ball games.”
“Two friends were here. While they were, they had bad service in every way from a guy named Epaphroditus. They threw him out and spent 105 and half sestertii most agreeably on whores.“
“Secundus likes to screw boys.“
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some dunmeshis bc i love them
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bro needs to put on his goggles 😐
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These past couple of weeks have been horrible.
Anyways here's five :D
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Again with a character I don’t even know
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Lila talking about the umbrella academy:
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