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im not 100% sure i never posted this one but i cant find it so im (re)posting it

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tony: inanimate objects: get his ass

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“Does he look like a cold blooded killer to you?”

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coupla winteriron au doodles for my gf 🙏

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yet another sketch from twitter because that’s all i’m capable of atm ;;

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#an icon

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Loki: I’m not your brother. I never was.

also Loki when he might be in trouble: brotherrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

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Steve: Alright, let’s get this straight.

Tony: [raises hand]

Steve: Yes, Tony?

Tony: If someone is not straight, can they leave?

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Just a little fic I wrote awhile ago

#avengers #bucky barnes #tony stark #iron man #winteriron #fic #fanfic #writing #song #songfic #marvel #tony x bucky

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Someone in an interview implies Tony doesnt deserve love or affection because of what he used to do and the whole team (+bucky/phil/fury whoever you like

“What did he just say? WHAT did you just say?” Steve leaned into his microphone, staring hard at the reported that had been unfortunate enough to open his mouth. “Did you just say that Tony doesn’t deserve the adoration and affection the rest of the team receives from the world because he used to sell weapons?”

“Captain Rogers, I can assure you that I didn’t mean to imply–”

“Then what exactly were you trying to imply?” Natasha’s voice was low and furious. “Please explain.”

“You guys.” Tony mumbled, loosening his tie uncomfortably and pushing away from the interview desk. “Its fine.”

“Its one hundred percent not.” Clint stood to his feet and asked loudly. “Are you actually suggesting that Tony is less of a hero than the rest of us?”

“Or maybe he’s trying to say that because Tony inherited a company that sold weapons and then promptly shut down the weapons manufacturing, somehow he’s a villain?” This from Bruce who looked about three seconds from turning green. “Am I hearing this correctly?” 

“I swear I wasn’t trying to– I would never think to–” the reporter was scrambling, trying to back pedal, but the team wasn’t having any of it.

“You know, I feel like he was.” From Sam, who had been listening with a growing frown. “I think this asshole is somehow saying that Tony isn’t as good as the rest of us, or shouldn’t be as well loved because of his past. Well fuck that.” Sam left his seat and crossed over to where Tony sat, leaning down and laying a firm kiss on his lips.

“I love Tony to death and anyone who doesn’t feel the same can fucking fight me.”

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So, i don't know if you're still taking prompts but... Imagine Harley is coming to NY, and Tony is very nervous bc he's afraid he won't get on with Peter, and at first is awkward, but then Tony finds them late at night in his lab together doing sciency stuff (and Harley is totally doing a web-based potato gun).

“What are you doing boss? Watching your kids play?”

“Yeah. Im worried they arent going to get along.” Tony said, rubbing his chin distractedly. “Also, Happy, they arent my kids.”

“Yeah, sure thing. So which one is bullying the other one?”

“Neither one. They are just sitting there doing homework.”

“Then why are you stressing out?”

“Because one of them has super powers and the other one is an outfight punk and it just sounds like a cage match waiting to happen.”

“I think you’re over reacting.”

“You remember me when I was younger, right?”

“No, Tony I never knew you as a kid.”

“Yeah, but you knew me when I was twenty five and honestly thats just as bad. Both of these boys remind me of myself and thats why Im worried.”

“Im sure they are fine.”

“I dont believe you.”

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“So you have superpowers? Thats cool.”

“Uh yeah. Its cool. Makes dealing with school hard. Had to run out on my own dance.”

“You’re kidding right? You’re going to complain about having to leave a dance to save the world?”

“How do you know Mr Stark, again?”

“I let him use my garage to rebuild his suit a few years back. He’s cool. Cranky though. Glad to see he’s working through all the post-traumatic stuff.”

“What do you mean?”

“You know…the panic attacks? After New York.”

“No… I didnt know.”

“Oh. Well, anyway. Uh here. I rebuilt this.”

“What is this, a potato gun?”

“Well yeah. Except it shoots webs.”

“You stole a web cartridge and put it into a potato gun?”

“…”

“…”

“Its cool, right?”

“Man this is the coolest! Oh my god show me how you did this!”

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Outside the lab, Tony looked in through the windows, watching the two kids he every once in a while sort of liked to maybe pretend were his bonding over science.

“Hey Boss. Is your heart growing three sizes?”

“Jesus Happy, get out of here.”

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not the best & w no background bc i am Lazy, but here's irondad taking his kids (adopted human!nebula on his shoulders, harley, & baby peter) to the park. safety first!

[Please do not repost or use my art for anything thx]

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More WinterIron

So I just thought of something cute.

Winter designating Tony as his new handler and goes to Tony to get fixed and Tony after the freak out, explains to Winter that it does matter if he is pain and to tell him if he is. (Cause the guy is bleeding out from a bunch of bullet wounds and is only worried about the arm getting fixed)

And then on winter coming to Tony for every pain related thing from battle wounds to a tiny papercut (which is literally already healed by then) and going "Ow" in complete deadpan

While holding out the hurt appendage (which is sometimes his busted metal arm)

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winteriron promt: Bucky escapes from hydra earlier and becomes Tony’s bodyguard after im1. Tony thinks the whole deal’s ridiculous, he’s a superhero for fuck’s sake, but Pepper insists, and the guy is really hot even if a little weird sometimes, so he caves.

Bucky just wants to use his skills for good and Tony is tiny and reckless and a stubborn asshole so Bucky has some weird feelings of recognition and needs to PROTECT him. Also, Tony’s very pretty. Bucky’s currently confused why that’s important, but is willing to go with it. Being human is fucking exhausting sometimes. He doesn’t hide the arm though so hydra plus every intelligence agency thinks that iron man is winter soldier’s new handler and they are all. absolutely. terrified.

Tony remains completely oblivious. Hot Bodyguard is really good at cooking though and has a nice blush and is a secret geek behind the whole stoic appearance so that’s good. It’s not like he’s catching feelings or anything. Right? Also, there’s a sudden influx of people trying to kill and/or kidnap him, but that must be the usual superhero gig, right? And Fury’s been acting strange... Lots of government types’ve been bothering him too. Honestly, people are just so weird sometimes. He’s lucky to have James around.