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we were the heroes of our time

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Morgan thinks Elle has a boyfriend

Do you?

#please I love this scene #bringing this blog back from the dead just to relive this #-ellie

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Tyler Knott Gregson

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the episode where sikowitz is an unsub is actually something taht can be so personal

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—this isn’t that kind of movie // l.s.

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—i don’t want to be a hero // l.s

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None of the members of the BAU like the 4th of July. None of them.

Spencer has hated it since he was a child. Not only is he autistic and inevitably thrown into a meltdown because of the fireworks, his mother used to react poorly to the loud explosions—either becoming completely despondent or crazed for the entire night and it usually carried into the next day. Safe to say Spencer never has and never will get a good night’s rest on the 4th.

Emily spent so much of her childhood in other countries that she’s never really been concerned with celebrating America’s independence day (not that her mom would have celebrated such a trivial holiday with her anyways). Her hate for the holiday continued to grow as she became more intimately familiar with the almost identical sound of gunshots so the 4th of the July is a no-go for her.

Like most of the BAU, Derek really isn’t a huge fan of any noises that are loud and resemble sounds he encounters on a weekly basis while working. And, sure, he’s all for celebrating America or whatever but the whole day is so boring—and also in the middle of summer it’s a million degrees outside, who actually enjoys that?—and he personally favors Thanksgiving because at least there’s football to watch.

JJ loathes the holiday. The fireworks only serve to remind her of her time in the Middle East and everything she’s lost. Being around loud noises—especially explosions—hasn’t been easy for her for a long time now and the 4th of July tends to be a yearly reminder of everything she tries so hard to forget. It really just dredges up things she doesn’t want to be thinking about which also makes it the worst holiday imaginable for her.

Penelope actually enjoys fireworks (for the most part, occasionally the noises send her spiraling back into old memories and then she’s not so fond of them) because, to her, who can pass up pretty, exploding colors? But the actual holiday aspect is meh. Garcia is the first to say fuck the government and go full anarchist (listen this woman would gladly hack any government agency for fun if she didn’t work for one).

Hotch just thinks people are obnoxious. They’re so loud and all he wants to do is sleep so would they kindly please stop with the fucking fireworks. So yeah, he’s just a grouchy old man (and maybe he has nightmares every night on July 4th but that is completely irrelevant and definitely not related to the loud explosions). He’ll buy fireworks for Jack’s sake but hates every minute of it.

Rossi, again, not a huge fan of loud noises but he cares significantly less than most of his team members. His particular grudge against the 4th mostly comes from the abysmal food that is served. Like really whoever invented the holiday could have at least picked better food options than hotdogs, beer, and vanilla cake (he’ll agree that apple pie is good but that’s about it). He also hates barbecuing so it’s a lose-lose situation.

Anyway whenever the government (and serial killers) are nice enough to give them the day off they all find various ways to avoid the holiday at all costs.

This usually involves them all ditching the city and heading out to spend the weekend at Rossi’s cabin outside the city (it’s really and truly a mansion surrounded by trees but it’s also made out of logs so it counts).

Which kind of technically counts as them celebrating the 4th because it usually involves sparklers—Spencer and Penelope are obsessed with them and almost always singe somebody’s hair or clothing—but also they eat pasta and play a makeshift game of football that usually ends with Spencer being thrown into the pool (it’s honestly tradition at this point and he deserves it for being so inconceivably terrible at sports). Derek is always and without fail the one to throw him in.

#criminal minds #spencer reid #emily prentiss #derek morgan #jennifer jareau #aaron hotchner #david rossi #Penelope garcia #criminal minds headcanon #autistic spencer reid #moreid #kind of #honestly not really but I’m tagging it anyway #anyway this is your yearly reminder that here at bau-hugs we say fuck America and fuck the 4th of July #actually not #Ellie says that #I don’t speak for eliza #ANYWAY #when they don’t go to the cabin #Emily and JJ spend the night cuddled up in the living room (the room with the least amount of windows) #under 8000 blankets and with the tv at full blast to drown out the fireworks #Penelope is allowed to join as long as she doesn’t tease jj for being extra clingy #Derek and spencer sit in mutual silence both of them with headphones in so they can’t hear anything #it’s dead silence in the apartment and they both fall asleep with headphones in #Rossi joins Hotch to set off fireworks with Jack #and ignores the way Hotch flinches sometimes when he’s not expecting the noise #(-Ellie) #actually Ellie does speak for me I fucking hate being patriotic #I like fireworks but only if there's a sound buffer and I'm not under attack from mosquitoes #(-eliza)

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POV You're Spencer Reid's Girlfriend:

- he's so incredibly sweet like. He offers you candy when you hang out and always picks up when you call

- he’s always happy to listen to you and never gets sick even when you talk for hours

- every once in a while he'll open up ab himself and it's so amazing

- his fashion style is really impeccable and you love how he looks in all his sweater vests and designer cardigans

- you always feel like the room gets hotter when he’s only wearing a button down with the top button undone

- he’s really busy with his work for the FBI and working on his next PhD, but he still finds time to hang out with you when you ask

- you mostly hang out in your living room while you lay on your couch and he's in his fav bean bag chair

- it's so cute and meaningful how he writes everything down in his leather journal

- he's scared he'll develop schizophrenia and forget who you are, so he documents your time together

- he doesn’t like sleeping in places he’s not completely accustomed to but he won’t let you come to his apartment

- one day this really hot dude picks him up when he leaves your place

- the next time you see him you tell him that you 3 should hang out sometime

- the dude picks him up again and this time you see them kiss

- you feel really betrayed bc you trusted him to be loyal

- the next day, you confront him and tell him you saw him kissing that guy and that‘s not okay

- he just looks really confused and is like,,, why not? He’s my boyfriend and you realize

- he's not your bf he's your fuckin therapist dumbass

- there's a reason you're in therapy

- literally look at him he's a nerdy twink

- he's got rainbow striped socks

- he wears designer cardigans

- he has an engagement ring wtf are you really that dumb

- you really think you have the budget for that ring? no! you spend your entire salary on a copious amount of therapy sessions

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POV You're Spencer Reid's Girlfriend:

- he's so incredibly sweet like. He offers you candy when you hang out and always picks up when you call

- he’s always happy to listen to you and never gets sick even when you talk for hours

- every once in a while he'll open up ab himself and it's so amazing

- his fashion style is really impeccable and you love how he looks in all his sweater vests and designer cardigans

- you always feel like the room gets hotter when he’s only wearing a button down with the top button undone

- he’s really busy with his work for the FBI and working on his next PhD, but he still finds time to hang out with you when you ask

- you mostly hang out in your living room while you lay on your couch and he's in his fav bean bag chair

- it's so cute and meaningful how he writes everything down in his leather journal

- he's scared he'll develop schizophrenia and forget who you are, so he documents your time together

- he doesn’t like sleeping in places he’s not completely accustomed to but he won’t let you come to his apartment

- one day this really hot dude picks him up when he leaves your place

- the next time you see him you tell him that you 3 should hang out sometime

- the dude picks him up again and this time you see them kiss

- you feel really betrayed bc you trusted him to be loyal

- the next day, you confront him and tell him you saw him kissing that guy and that‘s not okay

- he just looks really confused and is like,,, why not? He’s my boyfriend and you realize

- he's not your bf he's your fuckin therapist dumbass

- there's a reason you're in therapy

- literally look at him he's a nerdy twink

- he's got rainbow striped socks

- he wears designer cardigans

- he has an engagement ring wtf are you really that dumb

- you really think you have the budget for that ring? no! you spend your entire salary on a copious amount of therapy sessions

#spencer reid #spencer reid imagine #spencer reid x reader #criminal minds #criminal minds imagine #dr spencer reid #spencer reid self insert

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spencer bingo 🥰

#forgot to cross penny off but her too

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Hello I have been reading Autistic Spencer Reid fics non-stop for days and I’d love to hear your HCs! Please?

yes of of course! here are some of my favorite:

the ask I just got sent about Spencer having Derek lay on top of him as a pressure stim is like the best headcanon ever. I feel like that would start with Spencer forgetting his weighted blanket on a case (or just not being able to travel with it because those suckers are heavy af) and he’s really overwhelmed on the jet and desperately needs to feel grounded and obviously everyone’s like really worried because he’s acting really agitated. Derek canonically is usually the person who approaches him when he’s upset so Spencer tries to explain what’s wrong and things just spiral from there and it becomes a habit for them to cuddle up on the couch on the jet.

Spencer absolutely loves Penelope’s office because she has so many toys and trinkets but it’s also quiet and has perfect lighting (plus she keeps little bobbles that are the perfect visual stims). A lot of the times when he’s having a rough day he sits quietly in Penelope’s office and they do their work together in peace. Also the sound of her keyboard is really soothing a lot of the times.

when he’s working on a geographical profile or like standing around and staring at something on the board he naturally uses one hand for writing and the other hand is always in the Raptor Hand™ position. JJ in particular always teases that his joints in his wrist must be absolute hell after being in that bent position so often for so long.

Whenever he overhears Penelope and Derek flirting with each other his brain always immediately catches on the ridiculous (/lh) names and phrases they toss around. he usually repeats what they say under his breath at least a couple of time and it always embarrasses him, not because of the echolalia itself but because some of the stuff they say is definitely out of character for him so it feels weird for him to be saying those things out loud.

he’s really good with using and detecting sarcasm (however when someone says something sarcastic he still sometimes corrects them because what they say reminds him of information he knows and he loves sharing the random facts. obviously this is often misconstrued as him misunderstanding but he justs likes infodumping the facts he knows!) but he’s really bad with understanding like regular joke or vague statements.

I also have this post here with more niche headcanons about Spencer being autistic!

#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! #this is everything #thank you and goodnight

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It just be that way, sometimes.

#it be that way all the time #let’s be honest

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she’s a little too easy to love.

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#that’s gay

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boys like him are made of wounds and secrets

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#I love this😭😭😭

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“Are you trying to get real with me this early in the morning?” — Thomas Gibson as David McMillan in Love and Human Remains (1993) dir. Denys Arcand

#earring earring earring earring

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Criminal Minds, 4 x 20 // “Twink Boutta Pounce,” may 2016

#twink boutta pounce

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it would hurt to be jack hotchner and have a group of people raising you alongside your widower father and acting as an extended family (since you don’t really have one) and then just having all contact cut from them at 13 and never seeing them again

#Rose you’re amazing #But sometimes you come after my heart with a serrated knife