Cooking with a “Hitachi” Magic Wand
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colour-code your infants so strangers know what their genitals look like
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Cooking with a “Hitachi” Magic Wand
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Looning from Watts the Safeword
“What’s scary and exciting at the same time is the balloon might pop...”
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When ppl kno about ur depression and they randomly ask “are you okay? How are you doing?” In that special voice
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A lot of pets will ignore you, but only a cat will follow you from room to room and check your lines of vision to make absolutely certain that you can see them ignoring you.
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