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New chapter of Crimson Snow is posted! Parties on Top of Bloody Plans. It’s on the short side but still ends at a decent point I think.

#skyrim #ao3fic #new chapter #fanfiction

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Shocked sadness

It’s a sad day when you search on Archive of Our Own for “Male Trevelyn/Cassandra” and only your story shows up...😢

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FemShep thoughts

I like her but at the same time I’m like “Why does she always either sound bored or pissed off?” 😂

#mass effect #femshep #thoughts

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Original Dragon Age Banter

So what if all the companions over all three games were companions in Inquisition? These are some of my ideas of the banter

VARRIC/OGHREN

Oghren: Alright, where are you hiding it?

Varric: Say again?

Oghren: Where are you hiding it? In your pockets? On your chest? Oh, or are you keeping it all down there?

Varric:Oghren, what are you on about?

Oghren: ‘growls’ Sod it! Your beard! Where is it? You are a dwarf but you don’t have a blasted beard!

Varric: I shaved it all off in return for Bianca.

Oghren: You got rid of your beard...for a crossbow.

Varric: Ahh, and it was a majestic beard too.

CASSANDRA/AVELINE

Cassandra: How did you put up with both Varric and Hawke in Kirkwall? I can barely deal with Varric, much less both of them.

Aveline: I made sure they knew that I would hurt them if they annoyed me too much.

Cassandra: Now why haven’t I thought of that?

ZEVRAN/ISABELA

Zevran: My sweet Isabela, might I ask you a question?

Isabela: As long as it is naughty question, sure.

Zevran: Seeing as how you have had both, who is the better lover? Hawke or the Warden?

Isabela: You want me to tell you that the Warden is better than Hawke who is my current lover or tell you that Hawke is better in bed than the man who saved the world from the Blight?

Zevran: Um, yes?

Isabela: Oh, that's easy! You are.

Zevran: ‘laughs’ Naturally.

STEN/IRON BULL

Bull: I hear you helped fight the Archdemon.

Sten: That is correct.

Bull: Wasn't it basically a blighted dragon?

Sten: Yes.

Bull: Damn, that must have been fun! Did it get your blood pumping and your heart pounding in your chest as it spat fire at you and tried to crush you under its claws?

Sten: Yes.

Bull: That's it? All you have to say to that is ‘yes’?

Sten: During the battle, I shouted, ‘Taarsidath-an halsaam’ as I fought.

Bull: Yeesss!

SERA/SHALE

Shale: It is staring at me again. Does it find myself amusing?

Sera: I'm not staring. I'm looking over at you longer than normal.

Shale: I see it knows the definition of staring. Good for it.

Sera: ‘imitating Shale’s voice’ I see it knows how to be an arse-biscuit. Good for it.

CARVER/BLACKWALL

Blackwall: So. Your brother is Hawke. How's it feel to be his brother?

Carver: How does it feel to be old?

Blackwall: Aha. So not very fond of your brother, are you?

Carver: And are you fond of your failing bones?

Blackwall: Watch it, boy. These failing ones can still break yours.

ANDERS/WARDEN

Anders: About Ser Pounce A Lot…

Warden: About Ser Pounce A Lot what?

Anders: Oh, yes. Right. Um, do you know where he is?

Warden: Didn't you leave him with Oghren?

Anders: Yeah, I did. But when I asked him where my cat was, the drunk told me he forgot where he put him.

Warden: And this concerns me how? It's your cat, not mine.

Anders: But you are the one who made me give it to Oghren. You said it ‘made me too soft’. So Ser Pounce A Lot is lost because of you.

Warden: I'll just find you another one.

Anders: It won't be the same though!

Anders: ‘after a pause’ Can it be a tabby?

SOLAS/OGHREN

Oghren: You know, you're kind of cute for a bald elf.

Solas: And you are a poor excuse for a group that supposedly protects the world.

Oghren: Aw, is that any way to treat a friend?

Solas: You and I are in no way ‘friends’.

Oghren: Gah, and here I thought we were breaking the ages old rivalry between elves and dwarves. Oh well. I didn't want to be pals with a bald elf anyway. You're ugly.

Solas: ‘sighs’

#dragon age #dragon age inquisition #banter #companions

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New Chapter of Dreams That Matter posted

Sorry for the crazy delay🙈

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Prompts anyone?

Alright for the like three people that follow me😂 anyone want me to write them anything dragon age? Like your own special thing or something? I’d like some practice and to see how I do with random prompts

#Dragon Age #prompts #anything not too crazy or weird please

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Shepard

Alright time to see what all the fuss is about FemShep. I’ve done a hundred playthroughs with MaleShep but never one with FemShep so let’s see how she compares next to the legend haha

#mass efect #bioware #Shepard #this should be interesting

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“Your optimistic viewpoint is not appreciated right now, Thom.” Maxwell Trevelyn

Funny line from the new chapter

#dragon age #Blackwall #Dreams That Matter #Archive of Our Own #Coming Soon

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I’ve noticed something

I’ve noticed that two dragon age actors are in Vampyre. The British Inquisitor actor and the main character is voiced by someone who’s been in dragon age but I can’t place the name and it’s bugging the heck out of me😂

#dragon age #Vampyre #voice actors #this is gonna bother me

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Song for Max

I feel like Open Letter by Amitty Affection fits Max’s life rather well. He isn’t searching the skies for something better than life because he found something worth fighting for within Cassandra☺️

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Writers working on an outline like:

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Change of plan

I decided to work on another chapter of Ma Vhenan instead of Dreams That Matter(though I’m technically working on both). Both will be posted in another few days and MaVhenan will be posted first cuz that’s the one I’m working on first

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New Chapter of Dreams That Matter!!!!!!!!!

Sorry for the huge delay! But the newest chapter of Dreams That Matter is posted on Archice of Our own called ‘Let’s Ride It’. Hope you enjoy

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I may or not have lost my breath laughing at this😂

Dragon Age in a nutshell

via reddit

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Sorry

Alright for the few followers I have(haha) I’m so sorry for not posting any new chapters of anything for sooo long:(. I’ve just been really busy with school and work so I haven’t had too much time to write. But I AM still writing, it’s just taking me way longer to finish a chapter. I promise the next chapter of Dreams That Matter will be posted soon enough and that it’s a fun one;)

#dragon age inquisition #ao3fic

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Happy

So gf is reading my dragon age stories and actually likes them😋her favorite character so far is Aiden (even if she’s at the point where he just got introduced). And Max is a close second cuz of his soft side. Ahh it makes me so happy just knowing she’s reading “Dreams That Matter” and likes it:)

#dragon age #ao3fic #dreams that matter #girlfriend #happy

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