no more girl peter parker unless she's a lesbian and looks exactly like this
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The Greatest Star - submitted by meowstic-seer-of-the-future
#F7F8FD #DED988 #F4BFCB #8CADDA #8C848F
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not him “see that’s funny”-ing harvey’s jokes they’re in love your honor
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You wouldn’t last an hour in the asylum where they raised me
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had a dream the captain of b99 died at the end of season one (i have not watched this show before) of a heart attack except he wasn’t dead and jake only thought he was because he suffered an accident on a job that messed with his brain and other parts of his body and the captain did have a heart attack but it turns out he survived and jake just had no idea because his brain was screwed up
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Handcross, England by Adam Swaine
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they used to make smackable technology. you used to be able to hit your tv when it didn't work good.
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Magpie is trying to connect with the moon.
The solitude keeper U_U
Oriental magpie (Pica serica)
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Buck: This is terrible, I told one (1) lie to Eddie, Im a monster, how could I do this?
Maddie: You wanna circle back round to the bit where you just came out
Buck: No
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Christopher: watches his dad make a new friend. 👍Hangs out with new friend decides he's kinda cool.😎 Gets left with dad's gf all the time while Dad is off with new friend.😐 Hangs out with Buck while Dad is with new friend. 🙂Watches Buck spiral about dad's new friend. 🙃Dad comes home injured after hanging out with Buck and new friend.😦 Buck is involved in the injury somehow? 😕And is now not visiting. 😠Dad asks gf to move in. 🫨
Christopher: I cannot deal with this I'm fleeing the state.
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Justice League identity reveal where they don’t know who Batman is and one day a bunch of them walk in on him just casually eating yogurt in the cafeteria with his cowl off. A bunch of them recognize him, a couple don’t, and they’re all shocked.
Turns out Batman didn’t realize none of them knew who he was, since it had taken him all of ten minutes and three google searches to put everyone’s secret identities together and he just assumed they had all figured it out by this point. Or maybe he had meant to tell them and then just forgotten. Either way, he regularly interacts with half of them outside of hero stuff and hasn’t bothered with the whole separate persona thing with them in years. Shouldn’t they really have figured this out by now? So what if he forgot? This is clearly on them.
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“Scream if you have to,” is such a terrifying phrase to hear from Bruce. But I think the Batkids actually need to hear it — whether they’re getting a bad break reset, or having a wound cauterized, or something else extremely painful — it can be a relief to know you’re allowed to yell and make noise. Relieving to know that Bruce says it’s okay to scream.
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