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Chris Hemsworths Property

(he/him) I am whatever Chris Hemsworth, Alan Ritchson, Jason Kelce, and Niall Horan need me to be at any given moment

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chrishemsworthsbitch · 22 hours

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Every muscle in this mans body just exudes so much raw masculine power and…GODDAMN IT WHY ISNT HE CALLING ME GOOD BOY?!?!!

#niall horan #daddy #he looks so fucking powerful #i need to worship his muscles so bad 😭

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chrishemsworthsbitch · 1 day

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Niall via BeReal | April 26, 2024

#niall horan #daddy #SLUT!#i love that he can’t keep his shirt on anymore 🥰🥰🥰🥰

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chrishemsworthsbitch · 2 days

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God his lips…i just know making out with him for like an hour (preferably longer) would fix me

#chris hemsworth #daddy #i love his lips #so plump #so juicy

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chrishemsworthsbitch · 2 days

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I wish he'd done the kind of s-x scenes I'd want to see - y'know, ones where he's moaning. I'd like to have that on film to look at and know what he's like during s-x, for scientific purposes.

Come to think of it I don’t know that’s he’s ever done a sex scene at all, at least not a full one

I fear the closest we’re ever gonna get to hearing the sweet melodies of that man’s please are the videos of his more intense workouts

#chris hemsworth #daddy #for now that’s enough i suppose #thanks anon!

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chrishemsworthsbitch · 3 days

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I just know when Chris Hemsworth moans it sounds like the gates of heaven being opened. Like I know that mans whimpers would bring angels to their knees

#chris hemsworth #daddy #it’s symphonic i know it

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chrishemsworthsbitch · 3 days

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OH WOW

👨‍🍳🤌😘

#chris hemsworth #daddy #he’s so beautiful I can’t 🥺

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chrishemsworthsbitch · 6 days

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US, south, fries, chips, biscuits, cookies, soda (most people i know just use their brand names i.e. coke), candy, cigarettes, beanie (older people I know call them “boggins”) cotton candy

i'm conducting an experiment. everyone who's from an english speaking country state your country, regional area and what you call the following images. i need to see something

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chrishemsworthsbitch · 6 days

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Men should always be sweaty and out of breath 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

#chris hemsworth #alan ritchson #john krasinski #henry cavill #glen powell #chris evans #daddy #big beautiful sweaty human

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chrishemsworthsbitch · 10 days

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Alan Ritchson Brainrot:

I’ve been experiencing this for like a year and every day i fall more and more in love with this man sooo…guess what we’re doing?

Oh to kiss this face, lovingly and carefully crafted by a divine force inspired by the works of ancient peoples to serve as the magnum opus of the perfect masculine form. To place my hand on his cheek as i feel the full force and warmth of his lips on mine, as each hair, a flower sprung forth from the meadow that is his beard, grazes the skin of my hand like a cat. To experience up close the warming solemnity of his jungle green eyes and soothingly piercing radiance of a smile that burns brighter than even the sun

Oh to firmly yet gently lock my hands around that waist, that sliver of hourglass perfection that unites the glorious solidity of his upper body and the sensual softness of the lower, made slim and dainty enough to hold yet still strong and virile, it’s hidden strength revealed in the veins that creep upward from the hem of his pants like the roots of a great tree

And with my hands fastened firmly to that svelte waist, to worship the sculpted muscular glory of his body, every inch of straining mortal garments to their limits, for mere denim and cotton could never contain the glory of perfection made manifest. Oh to touch his biceps as they flex, threatening to split his sleeves at their peak. to grip the summits of his mighty shoulders and run my fingers delicately across the expanse of his trapezius muscles. to kiss the voluptuous heaviness that are his pecs, to experience their simultaneous steel hardness and silky smoothness on the crux of my lips and tongue, and suckle upon the ripe juiciness of the bright pink nipples anointing the centers of them like a cherry placed atop a masterfully crafted milkshake. And to lick the impeccable arrangement of muscles that are his abs, 6 cuboids worth of a testament to hard work placed in close proximity to each other like a chocolate bar, the cosmos best chocolate bar

And who could forget that double decker stacked monolith of an ass, round and firm, shaped by rigorous training and the act of minding your own business. It’s immense plushness leaving viewers temporarily pondering if this god of a man is truly *just* a top

Once more, god set a monument to perfection loose on the earth and once more, with her head in her hands, she wept, knowing that beauty of this caliber could never be replicated, not even by her…