cielseyes

[cielseyes]

ciel: don’t correct me.

sebastian: don’t be wrong.

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[cielseyes]

sebastian: when was the last time you slept master?

ciel, holding his 17th cup of tea: no.

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[cielseyes]

bard: young master, where were you last night?

ciel: i was out partying and smoking weed

sebastian: don’t lie, you were at the library, you fucking nerd

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[cielseyes]

mey rin, bard, and finny: Sebastian are you mad?

Sebastian: no.

mey rin, bard, and finny: so sharpening knifes at 3 in the morning is just a hobby?

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[cielseyes]

Sebastian: I beg your pardon?

Ciel: then beg

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[cielseyes]

finny: so when does the judgemental express arrive?

sebastian: ciel arrives at noon

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[cielseyes]

me: ciel I baked you a cake

ciel: what’s in it

me: my love

ciel: sorry I’m allergic

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[cielseyes]

grell: nah bro, you live in a society, I live in a homoerotic Victorian romance novel

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[cielseyes]

Sebastian: where’s ciel

Finny: he said he wanted to get some fresh air

Sebastian: finny... WE’RE ON A CARRIAGE

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[cielseyes]

Ciel: *internally* hostage or not, sometimes it’s nice to be held

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[cielseyes]

Grell: I think I’m falling for you

Sebastian: ok then get up

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[cielseyes]

ciel: I will not even hesitate when I strangle you today

Sebastian: can you even reach my neck

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[cielseyes]

HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY CIEL

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[cielseyes]

grim reaper: *pulls out death scythe, which has the ability to reap any soul, can cut into anyone and anything*

Sebastian: *pulls out the butter knifes he stole from the kitchen*

grim reaper: is that all you got?

Sebastian: see that short midget over there? HE BELIEVES IN ME.

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[cielseyes]

grell: *does literally anything*

sebastian: young master! What’s the number for the local thotline? I think I’ve found their missing hoe

ciel, drinking tea: *not missing a beat* why would you want to turn yourself in?

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[cielseyes]

Villain: I’m here to kill you

Ciel: not if I kill myself first

Villain: wait

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[cielseyes]

“Happy (bitter) Birthday to my favorite brat, Alois”

-Me

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