“My name is Jonathan Christopher Morgenstern. I have a mother but she is dead to me. I had a father but he is dead. I have a brother and i will bind him to me. I have a sister and i will teach her to love me. I’m young. I’m beatiful and i’m going to burn down the world.”
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jem carstairs
tessa gray
will herondale
♦ the infernal devices aesthetics ♦
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Deadpool’s Uncut Interview
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While I’m gone have every warlock maintain the protective wards.
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anyone: alec are you gay?
alec: i'm okay
anyone: no, i said "gay"
alec: it's a nice day, i guess
anyone: ... do you like men?
alec: i could go for a mint
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Magnus: Michelangelo was great in bed.
Magnus: I know because I slept with him.
Magnus: Because I'm attracted to men.
Magnus: 'Cause I'm not straight.
Magnus: Like SUPER not straight!
Alec: .....
Magnus: I'M ALSO CURRENTLY SINGLE!
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