Natsu: Here are the 3 steps of helping out a person in need!
Gajeel: As if you would know how to handle such a situation.
Natsu: STEP 1! Destroy everything, ones there are no buildings, its easier to spot people, especially if you can fly.
Makarov: That is just propety damage that we will need to pay Natsu!
Natsu: STEP 2! Punch every suspicious person, they might be the reason why everything is going to shit.
Gray: I am pretty sure that you destroying everything is the actual reason.
Natsu: STEP 3! Wrap the person in need in as many bandages as you can carry!
Erza: I agree with this step.
Wendy: Uhm...I don't think that helps with healing Erza-san, Natsu-san...
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