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may i perhaps request a husk x gn!reader where reader is a sinner with opossum traits (playing dead, hissing, nocturnal, etc) romantic is preferred but platonic is totally fine too!! :3c

HMMMM…Yes. SORRY IF THIS IS BAD OR RUSHED! I made this a oneshot, hold you don’t mind.

Similar Yet Different?

Husk x GN!Reader

Warnings: Suggestive language//Some NSFW?//Short//FEMALES DNI

I’m a little tired to grab an image from somewhere.

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When you joined the hotel for your path to redemption. Nobody expected an opossum.

Everyone warmed up to you fast but the bartender, Husk, didn’t. Charlie just said that he has to warm up to everyone. Which only part of it was true.

He started warming up to after you guys had late night talks.

“What are you doing up so late kid?”

You told him that you were nocturnal. He confessed he was too but he tried to get sleep at night to fit in with everyone else. It made you chuckle.

He wasn’t the one for joining in on the little “games” that Charlie set up but when it came to showing something off a special talent, you caught his attention with playing dead.

Angel was impressed with it too.

Husk asked questions about that skill. You just said that you found out about it when you showed up in hell.

Whenever Alastor pisses of Husk you try and defend him. Always resulting in you almost dying but aye, you can play dead right?

But when you try and stand your ground against the Radio Demon it just ends up with you hissing and trying to claw at his face. Even with your pathetic attempts, Husk appreciates it.

What made you happy when you and your little kitty got into a relationship was that you never realized how much you had in common.

You hiss like a cat but that wasn’t the only thing. You were fucking nocturnal! He could finally not be alone at night anymore.

You guys would make out behind closed doors. It wasn’t really common but after a long day, even though husks job is the easiest, he still wants affection.

You like pulling in his ears and he likes to grab you by the back of your neck.

He likes to bite your beck, only leaving bite marks and no hickeys.

(How does one manage to get hickeys with fur?)

With you guys being nocturnal, as stated before ya’ll just chill in the lobby’s bar and chat. Sometimes make out. But that can cause problems sometimes.

One time Angel came downstairs for some beer but when he saw the lights were still on he got confused.

Checking on whoever was down there, he saw you and husk kissing. Him behind the counter. One of your knees on the stool while the rest of you was about to hope over the counter.

Let just say. He had a picture to remember that by. Blackmail usage really.

The next morning he started teasing husk about it.

“Heyyy husky.” He sat at the barstool and took his phone out of his chest fluff. “The fuck yoy want?” He looked annoyed as he was cleaning the glasses. “I just wanted to show you this~” Angel then turned his phone towards Husk, clicking on the picture and showing him. Husk glanced at the photo then snapped his head back around and dropped the glass.

“You delete that right fuckin’ now!” He growled as he pointed towards Angel. Suddenly, out of the blue, you appeared behind Angel. Getting a good look at the picture. “Nah, let him keep it.” You smirked.

Husk hissed before grabbing a broom to clean the broken glass. When he came back he rolled his eyes. “Fine.” He mumbled out before you pressed a living kiss on his furry cheek. His ears perked up as a small smile came onto his lips.

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Yeah I know this is kinda shit. I kind of like it but it feels too rushed to even call it good. Even though I spent about and hour on this I didn’t really do research about opossums, just because even if I save this as a draft it has a tendency of deleting.

I’ll figure it out later but I hope you enjoyed this anon. Bye bye!!! I’ll maybe make a platonic one if someone wants it.

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Drunk Confessions—Part 2 Final

Part 1

Human Alastor x Male Reader

Warnings: Fluff//Suggestive Language//Romantic Relationship//FEMALES DNI

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His smile faltered as the words were running through his head. I love you. Did you actually, or was it just a hoax? Could it possibly be that you were drunk, maybes. Only you would know until you spill it to him. Alastor had his eyes stuck to you. Breathing was shallow as his mind couldn’t leave the topic until you told the truth.

A friend from childhood

There’s no way that you could possibly love someone like him. The thoughts that were racing in him head made him want to cry. Want him to drop his smile, his gentleman act so he can cry. ‘Why do I feel like this?!’

He doesn’t want to reject him because as much as it’s wrong, he has feeling for him too. Shoved deep into his mouth, down his throat and out his ass, but there still feelings. Feelings that he didn’t know how to act upon because he’s not used to it. Alastor’s smile rose up again before he admitted to laughter.

It’s a joke.

He was a radio host and he knows jokes when he sees one. Yet if this was a joke then..he still couldn’t tell. ‘Why are emotions so hard?!’ He told himself as he tried to control his laughter. Alastor began to shake at the thought before someone barged into the booze cellar.

Alastor’s eyes went up to the person who had walked in very rudely. Then again, this isn’t the exact place that one should be in. “Well if it isn’t the fucking radio bitch.” Husk smiled at Alastor. He heard in in some of the convo between the two of you, until you passed out of course.

“He..” Alastor tried to talk but words weren’t forming correctly. “I know, I heard it. Now get the fuck out.” Husk grumbled as he shooed Alastor. Husk went down and picked up your limp figure, the smell of booze reeked on you.

“Here, take ‘em.” He put you in Alastor’s arms. Walking off to go back to whatever he was doing before getting distracted with listening in. Alastor looked around for a place he can set you while the place died down. Finding a nice seating area, Alastor, gently, placed you in the booth so you were comfortable until you awoke from the influenced state.

Alastor ordered a few drinks here and there as he waited for Mimzy and Husk to be done so they all could walk together. A water waiting for you until you woke up. Your sleeping figure still on the comforted bench. The place had died down some more, only five people being there to help clean up the mess.

A yawn left your mouth as your eyes drifted to the water in front of you then to Alastor, who was looking somewhere else. A slight pang in your head as you could barely remember anything you did that night or in the cellar.

With a slight movement to grab the water, Alastor’s eyes shot towards you. Seeing that you were now awake he moved closer to you. Not wanting to bring up and of the events of what happened not to long ago. “Are you alright Cher?” His eyes soft along with his voice.

You nodded slowly and rubbed your eyes, grabbing the water that still had the ice cubs in it. Taking a long drink Alastor asked. “Do you remember anything that happened?” He looked away as almost he was embarrassed from the subject.

You couldn’t tell he was sweating. He was hiding it to well. “Surprisingly..I do.” You placed the glass down with a small ‘clink.’ Alastor tried to hold in a choke, swallowing it and asking another question. “Was it true, dear?”

This time you looked away. “Yes.” You mumbled out. “I’ve been holding in those feeling for a while. I don’t exactly know what came over me but when I was under the influence I lost my own fight and ended up telling you.” You sighed, “I’m sorry if I made things uncomfortable.”

The room went silent. It was as if no one was there but you and Alastor. The air was thick as no one said a word. That’s when Alastor spoke. “Its quite alright dear. If I’m being honest with myself..I feel the same way.” He slowly looked over to you, you doing the same and both locking eyes with each other.

You swallowed a lump in your throat and chuckled. “Really?” He took his glasses off and cleaned them. “I wouldn’t have said anything if I didn’t mean it love.” You rolled your eyes and chuckled again, not realizing what he called you until he kissed your forehead.

A small yawn left your throat as he pulled away. “Tired Cher.” You hummed. “Let us go then.” He started getting up from the booth you were sat at. Once he stood up he held out his hand for you to take. Grabbing it thankfully you stood up and started heading out.

Mimzy stopped you guys on the way out and thanked you for stopping by for a while. “I hope ya’ll get some nice rest.” She said sweetly. “We will. Thank you for the splendid time tonight!” Alastor chuckled out. “Alright well bye now!”

It was a silent night once you left the speakeasy. Crickets chirping while the sound of your shoes walking along the sidewalk. You looked to your right to look at Alastor. Not believing that your little drunk confession worked. Even if you guys didn’t start dating, you were just happy you shared your feeling with him. Drunk or not.

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Alastor thought it would just be easier if he took you back to his lovely cabin in the woods. The one where he was born and raised in until he was able to own it himself. It was quite a beautiful one too. A lovely exterior and interior, made all from wood.

When Alastor opened the door he gently set you down on the couch, moving back tot he door so he could close it. Not wanting to get any unwanted visitors.

He went back to you. Helping you get settled in for the night. “I hope you enjoyed yourself tonight dear.” He asked as he helped you take your coat off. “Mm..I did Al. I did.” You hummed out tiredly.

After another second your coat came off easily. Alastor went to hand it up o the coat rack, when he came back you pressed a small kiss into his lips. It was loving and with a hint of passion to. When you separated you placed your head on his chest.

“I love you. You don’t have to say anything back. I just wanted to let you know.” You wrapped your arms around his neck in a loving manner as he just stood there like a lost puppy. He was so confused on what to do next that he just let a small chuckle out and completely gave up life.

The rest of the night was a blur. He woke up with you in the couch. Your head on his shoulder and a blanket on your side. Alastor’s back hurt a bit when standing but that’s natural for sleeping in the couch, especially in that position.

He got up to go to the kitchen. The sun was barely over the horizon which meant it was able to make some breakfast. Especially with a night like last night. Upon leaving the living room he looked over his shoulder. His usual, wide grin, turned into a small, genuine smirk.

“I love you too, m/n.” He muttered out, ‘More than you know..’ He whispered to himself, finally going into the kitchen.

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SORRY THAT THE END IS RUSHED!! I just wanted to get a part 2 out. Now I don’t know if this is going to be the finish but I want to take a break from this mini series and work on some requests that I’ve gotten not to long ago. Again, sorry this is rushed. I just want to work on requests though.

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Hazbin Hotel Masterlist—Alastor, Angel, Husk, and Vox

Do’s and Don’ts when requesting-> RIGHT HERE!

Alastor:

Platonic:

Nothing yet

Romantic:

Human Alastor- Drunk Confessions prologue, part 1, part 2

Alastor- Periods.

Human Alastor- Long Days but Dancin’ In the Rain

Human Alastor- Be quiet, please?

+?

Requested Romantic:

Alastor- Playing Pretend

+?

Requested Platonic:

Nothing yet

Angel:

Platonic:

Angel and Charlie- Drag Show

+?

Romantic:

Nothing yet

Requested Romantic:

Angel Dust- Comforting An Angel

+?

Requested Platonic:

Nothing yet

NSFW:

Nothing yet

Husk:

Platonic:

Nothing yet

Romantic:

Nothing yet

Requested Romantic:

Husker- Similar Yet Different?

Requested Platonic:

Nothing yet

NSFW:

Nothing yet

Vox:

Platonic:

Nothing yet

Romantic:

Nothing yet

Requested Romantic:

Nothing yet

Requested Platonic:

Nothing yet

NSFW:

Nothing yet

The NSFW doesn’t exactly mean sex it just means(to me) anything that is suggestive/sensitive to others. This is going to get updated whenever there’s a new post out.

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Hi💕

Can I request male reader x Alastor were they are enemies by day and lovers by night? If you can thank you💕

:0 THIS ONE! THIS ONE RIGHT HERE IS BEAUTIFUL!

Playing Pretend

Alastor x Male Reader

Warnings: Fluff//Romantic Relationship//Female DNI

Sorry if it’s not perfect or too short😅

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You and Alastor hated each other. No, Correction. You guys pretended to hate each other. It’s not for the reason you think but it’s just because he wants to keep his, ‘big, bad, scary, overlord’ self. He’s actually a big fat softy when and behind closed doors.

He’s been like this since you’ve joined the hotel, as bad as that may seem when it’s clearly not. Like said before, behind closed doors this man’s a big fat softy. Giving you, hugs, kisses, cuddles and much more. The only time you guys fought was in the morning. Why?

It’s so that he wouldn’t show weakness to the blind sinners eyes. Alastor thinks they’re clueless and don’t deserve to see an overlords soft side. Plus he still has Vox to worry about. Showing a soft side around him would cause everyone In pentagram city to see him as a damn joke. So when you guys got into an established relationship he made you swear to only show him love at night, in private, when everyone’s asleep.

It worked for you perfectly though since you weren’t the one for touching anyone who doesn’t have a good bond with you. That’s kind of why Alastor fell for you in the first place. The moment he laid a finger on you when you were knew you almost blew his head off, almost.

You’ve changed, sure, but you still would do that if you didn’t crave or want touch in that moment. A subtle noise made you snap from your thoughts. The jazz noises that filled the room now being mixed in with your boyfriend’s return from working that night.

Charlie has been making him up and down with more and more ideas for the hotel, hoping that it would get more patrons. “Good evening, Cher.” He showed his true voice towards you. It was tired and craving a break.

“Evening.” You replied. Knowing he wants a break but he wouldn’t get one till he allows himself for one. You went back to what you were doing before he arrived in your room, reading. Silence came between you as the room was still filled with the jazz you’d left on. Your voice breaking the short silence, “Charlie I’m assuming?”

“As much as I care for the doll she’s just a little too talkative Cher.” Alastor answered with a small hum. His lovely grin, that covers his face everyday, faded as he moved further into the room. Your head turned, placing the book down to stand up. “Is there anything you’d like me to do?” You asked going over to the radio that played the genre that your lover enjoyed when he was alive.

“Hm. Just your presence is fine.” The smile he had finally gained confidence again. Going back to its original bright self that everyone is familiar with. Alastor’s hand was focused on his dress coat. He may need it for when he was working or when it was morning but wearing such a thing around you felt weird. Yes he likes being neat and tiddy but he just wants a break.

Your foot steps being further away from him when he started and you being right in front of him when he finished made his gaze turn to you. A small smile placed into your face as you wrapped your arms around his neck. “I hate waking up.” Alastor knew the answer to that and he on the same boat as you. “I know Cher. We do it because it’s to protect an innocent, handsome, sinner such as yourself.”

He has a way with words. And you hated it. Thats the only thing you really hated value him though. Everything else was something someone wanted really bad but he happened to fill up the categories perfectly! “I understand but why in front of all the others?” It was pretty obvious as to why the others didn’t know about the relationship going on between you too, but wouldn’t they be the first to know?

“Ha! They would be the last ones to know about such a thing Cher.” The speed that he can change moods scares you quite a bit. Even with it being as simple as him being tired to him enjoying the presence he brought to the room.

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Sorry that it’s quite short. I’ve been tired and busy and nothing exactly came into mind once I got to this point, hope you like it though!<333

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Be quiet, please?

Human Alastor x Gender Neutral Reader Warnings: Romantic Relationship//Females DNI

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Alastor had a thing for going in and on about his work and how much he loved it. Since he enjoyed talking and just rambling about it, it pains you to tell him to shut his mouth.

Sitting on the soft couch for fifteen minutes everyday when you got to your shared house, listening to him talk and talk was alright but your boss just continues to piss you off. This time, when you got home, you immediately went into you and Alastor’s shared room. Which he quickly noticed.

Strange.

The air thickened as he questioned why you just left and didn’t want to hear about his day. Though he wants to feel offended, he couldn’t, just because he wanted to know why you seemed cranky.

With a subtle knock on your door he asked if he could come in. “My dear. Are you alright?” He gave the door a smile as if it would open with his charming looks, no avail as if that wasn’t answered already.

“I’m fine. Just a bit tired from work.” Even if that was true, you still felt like you were lying to yourself. Maybe it was because you haven’t told Alastor how you felt with him chatting all the damn time? Or maybe it could be how your boss is just rude.

Whatever it was you were going to need to say it fast since it was bothering you quite a bit, from both his and your perspective.

“If you say so dear.” Alastor felt a bit hurt, knowing that you weren’t okay but pushing him off instead of talking with his about it. “Wait!” There it was. As much as he would’ve been hurt, he knew you’d come back to talk to him about the emotions that were going on. Hoping the they would decease and everything would be fine.

Alastor let himself in the bedroom and saw you on the bed, zoned out, with a confused look on your face. “What is troubling you dear?” His smile was closed, making it softer than all his previous ones. The weight sifted on the bed as he appeared next to you.

“Please don’t get mad at me but-“ He cuts you off just to say something. “I would never.” Alastor looks over to you and made you lock eyes with him. You know he would probably never get mad but it didn’t hurt to say it, right?

Even if it did end up making him mad, he would still love and cherish you. “Okay. This had been bothering me for a while but, stop talking so much.” Your gaze moved away from Alastor’s then went back when it finally clicked in his head.

“I talk too much?” He said with a raised eyebrow. You nodded and got up from the bed, “stop talking so much, please!” With that, you gave him a quick kiss on his forehead and left the room. Though it wasn’t a good reason nor were you being completely honestly with your feeling there, it still felt good that you told him to be quiet for once and let you talk.

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This is short because it just is. I wanted to make something that pissed me off so why not when people talk so much that you’re not able to talk at all? Anyways, bye y’all!

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Drunk Confessions//Part 1

Human Alastor x Male Reader

Prologue.

Warnings: Fluff||Suggestive language||Females DNI||SHORT

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Husk scoffed and slammed his hand down, a growl admitting from his chest. “What if he doesn’t want me to tell a jackass like you?” His finger went to poke Alastor’s chest before he grabbed his and bent it the other way.

A quiet pop was heard as Husk was holding back a scream of pain. His fist pounding on the counter top as to stop himself. “I don’t mean any harm old pal.” Alastor chuckled out, thrusting to break Husks finger any moment now.

“Okay okay..I’ll tell you.” Husk frantically said, trying to get Alastor to let go without snapping his bone. Which he did, for a short second until Husk made a bitchy comment. “Jackass.” Husk mumbled. “Heh..what was that?” Husks eyes widened as Alastor’s grip soon returned back. “N-nothin’.”

Alastor hummed with a smirk, “that’s what I thought.” He smiled softly as he moved his hand to the counter, grabbing the whiskey that he abandoned. Husk cleared his throat, grabbing a glass to clean it.

“Uh. The kid went that way.” He pointed over to the last place that he saw you head over to. Alastor’s smile grew as he placed his drink down with a satisfying ‘clink’. “Ah splendid!” Alastor got up from his stool, giving Husk a small pat on the head like he was a pet.

“See was that so hard?” Alastor chuckled as he moved away from Husk. “Keep your fuckin’ hands off me..” Husk turned away before him and Alastor got into another fight. Alastor shrugged as he went over to the area that Husk supposedly said you were located in.

‘He’s probably just a drunken mess.’ Alastor thought to himself as some sort of rant while his shoes made soft noises on the floor. Meanwhile on the way there he ran into some of his fans of his radio broadcast, which he had to stop and use his charm on the ladies.

Faint humming could be heard from the room you were in. Inside, with you, you had drunk the rest of the first bottle and was ready for your second one. Grabbing another bottle of booze you enjoyed and opening it up. The thick smell of it filled the room as a chuckle left you.

“I could get used to this.” You said to yourself as you took a small sip from the newly opened bottle. Alastor kept looking for where the noises came from. Finally being met with the room you were in he braced himself for someone who probably wouldn’t be you.

The door knob jiggled for a moment before being fully opened, where Alastor saw you sitting in the ground with an empty whiskey bottle and a new one in your grasp. He chuckled to himself and let himself in the room.

“Why are you here.” You squinted your eyes at him with a frown. “I’ve missed you Cher.” Was all he said that made you place the whiskey bottle down. You turned to look at him with a face of seriousness even though you were drunk.

“I don’t think I quite believe that.” You muttered as your gaze turned to his bow tie. “Why’s that dear?” He grabbed both your hands with one of his and used his other to make your gaze turn back towards him. “I don’t know really.” You whispered out.

Your eyes started to slowly shut as you placed your head into his shoulder. Alastors eyes widened in surprise at this, his heart beating faster than the original pace it goes. “You’re drunk Cher.” His voice was monotoned but he kept his charming smile. “You just now realized that?” You chuckled.

He rolled his eyes. It didn’t really matter or not but he knew you weren’t serious when you’re drunk. “I love you.” You muttered, feeling yourself drift away from reality into a sleep filled haze. Alastor felt his heart come to a complete stop. “Wait what.” He panicked out trying to get you to say it again before realizing you were asleep.

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Part 2

PART 1! WOOOOOOOOOO! FEELING GOOD, PROBABLY NOT GOING TO SLEEP TONIGHT BUT WHATEVER! Sorry if this is short but I wanted to add a little more in the next part. Feast and have a lovely day my children!:)

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Rant

I love writing for you guys so much but sometimes when I want to take a break I look up fanfics with Alastor and what not but all that pops up are ones that have a female reader. I know girls need fanfics to but it makes me so annoyed. Especially if I want to escape reality or I’m in a bad mood, fanfics help. It doesn’t help though if they don’t have Male or Gender neutral ones. Please someone write more x male fanfics out there that aren’t really fucking cringy and if there are some good ones then comment ‘em. Thank you🙏

Thanks for reading my little rant. More little blogs coming soon!

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Long Days but Dancin’ In the Rain

Human Alastor x GN Reader

Warnings: fluff||Females DNI

Summary: After a long day of work it started raining. Which made you want to dance out in the rain with Alastor.

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Your day was long, too long for that fact. A small huff came from you as you placed your coat on the coat holder, your shoes replaced with indoor ones. Good thing you got home when you did as the sky changed into a gloomy gray and it started pouring. You saw that your husband was already home from the corners of your eyes. Smooth jazz was playing of course, knowing that your dear was a fan of it.

A low hum as you stared out the window, watching the droplets hit the glass pane. Constantly listening to the pitter-patter of rain, you stole a glance over your shoulder, noticing now that Alastor was focused on some book. Your eyes squinted, trying to read the title from where you were at, The Grim Brothers Fairytales, is what you thought you saw. You could hear Alastor softly humming along to the song, filling the room with more of the jazz.

You may have found yourself staring a bit too long as you watched him peer up from his book with that charming smile of his. Quickly, you glanced away, realizing you were caught staring and felt your cheeks become warm. You could hear Alastor chuckle at you and you couldn't help but curse him inwardly for his infuriating handsomeness. You wondered how you were able to pull this man; he always appeared somewhat aloof when it came to matters of relationships and commitment. That was until you found him at your doorstep one day, dressed ever so nicely—a true gentleman with a bouquet of flowers and everything. After that, everything seemed to fall into place like a puzzle piece.

As your gaze wandered over the rain-soaked streets outside, lost in thought, an idea suddenly sparked within you. It had been far too long since you indulged in the simple pleasure of playing out in the rain. Missing the nice feeling of the cold rain hitting your open skin, running down until it hits the ground along with the other droplets, you would probably catch a cold. A mischievous grin tugged at the corners of your lips as you glanced over at Alastor. You knew he wasn't keen on getting dirty; he had always been a man who prioritized maintaining his handsome appearance. Yet, for your sake, you dared to hope he would make an exception, just this once. After all, who could resist having a bit of fun in the rain? With a playful tone, you asked, trying to contain your excitement, "Hey, Al, care to join me for a dance?"

You suggested with a smile, feeling a surge of excitement as you extended the invitation. Alastor raised an eyebrow in response, a hint of intrigue flickering in his eyes. But before he could answer, you giggled gleefully, taking that as a yes. Springing up from your seat, you reached out and grabbed his hand, eagerly whisking the both of you out of your cozy apartment. With a gentle tug, you led him outside, where the rain gently fell and the air was cool and cloudy. Alastor seemingly stood beneath the canopy's threshold, his hesitation palpable, while you, in stark contrast, were filled with eager anticipation.

Conveniently, with no cars in sight, you dashed towards the rain, relishing the feeling of the water trickling down your face. Glancing back at Alastor, who stood under the canopy, watching your playful antics, you couldn't help but grin. Alastor's lips curved into a brief, endearing smile, a soft chuckle escaping him as he shook his head in fond amusement. With a playful gleam in his eyes, he finally relented to your whims, stepping out into the rain beside you.

As you both stood there, completely drenched by the rain, Alastor's gaze seemed to linger on you, the curve of his smirk betraying his amusement. Running a hand through his wet brown hair, he couldn't help but laugh in disbelief as he tilted his head back to look at the sky. Then, turning his gaze back to you, he couldn't help but ask, "Are you pleased with yourself, cher?" You gave him a small nod. “Yeah, I am.” You chuckled out seeing his hair all disheveled.

As the rain fell softly around both of you, you paid no mind to anything else. Your hand reached out to Alastor, a silent invitation to dance with you. With a grin, he accepted your hand, intertwining his fingers with yours and together, you twirled and swayed in the rain, completely lost in the moment. Under the cloudy sky, the gentle patter of raindrops provided enough music for you too. Together, you danced, each movement perfectly in sync with the other. The both of you danced under the cloudy sky, your laughter mingling with the sound of the falling rain. "The things I do for you, darling," Alastor chuckled, a small, fond smile gracing his features as he spun you around aimlessly.

A small chuckle leaving your lips as you and him danced so effortlessly together. You enjoyed the feeling of both the cold rain falling into your body and the way your lovely husband. Even if you had to be secret about it you both would enjoy each other’s company no matter what the cause is. The spin finally dropped as it felt like you were going in slow motion. Then the feeling of falling came to you as his hand went to your back, dipping you. Water droplets hitting your face as his came into your view. A polite smile taking up your gaze from the rest of his defining features as his eyes locked onto yours. Your gaze went to kiss eyes as his lips pressed onto in a soft and gentle kiss.

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DRUNK CONSEQUENCES HOPEFULLY COMES OUT SOON!

Have this my lovely children. I thought of this while on Janitor.Ai😭 Half the idea if from the AI I was talking to and the other half I came up with. It was too beautiful so I had to write some more of it. A master list is coming out soon so you can see everything that I wrote/write!

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REQUEST STUFF!

I’m doing this again.

WILL DO!

-X male or Gender Neutral. Leave while you can ladies this is for everyone but you!

-Character x Character or Character x You

-X Trans no need to specify, this is under the entire gender umbrella, besides females. (Still love the girlies but you guys get spoiled way too much.)

-Fluff

-Angst(I love angst)

-NSFW. This only implies gore, only some characters I’ll actually do it.

-Platonic x kid reader

WON’T DO!

-R@pe or pedophilia

-NSFW. This implied sex/nudity

-Zoophiles

-Incest

-Weird ass kinks.

-Homophobia or transphobia

-Racism

FANDOMS

-Hazbin Hotel—> Masterlist

-Helluva Boss

(That’s mainly it-)

Alright now that we got that out of the way let’s move on to some basic notes. I love getting requests for you guys but (I think) I’m dyslexic or stupid because sometimes the requests aren’t that clear to me but when you guys to long ass requests in specific detail I seem to get stuck. If that’s the case then I’ll just skip it or send you a PM to specify.

Another thing is PLEASE DON’T REQUEST FEMALES! Ya’ll girlies get spoiled with the fics so now it’s time for my guys and everyone else to have their turn🫡

I do try and make your requests long (500+) but I do tend to get distracted and end up forgetting so if it takes more than a week, message me and I’ll work on it again.

Going along with the top note, I still have school because I want to be smarter than you(this is a joke don’t hurt me) so I tend to get caught up with schoolwork. So please be patient with me.

Thank you for understanding and START REQUESTING! I SEE YOU WANTING TO HIT THAT BUTTON SO DO IT, please!:)

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Drunk Confessions

Prologue

Human Alastor x Male Reader

I’m spitting random shit outta my ass and this is one of them.

(LOOK AT THIS MAN! MY EYES ARE BEING BLESSED!)

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You and Alastor were good friends. The best even! You too have been growing up together and both your parents have loved seeing you both do everything together. Whenever someone would push him down you would be at his side helping him, same went for you. He chose to be more violent though.

Even when you both were teens that didn’t plan on splitting you up. Though when you did have to move back to Europe, you and him realized that you wouldn’t be able to talk.

So you just declined moving back there all together. Your parents kept trying to say that it was for the better and you’ll visit soon but that didn’t convince you. It took 18 hours, with the help of Alastor’s mom, to get you to leave.

Tears ran down your face as you remembered all the good times with him.

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“AHEM-!” Someone snapped you out of your thoughts. “HM- Yes Mimzi?” You chuckled at the embarrassment, that was probably like the fifth time today. “How about you go talk to him. You’ve been gawkin’ at him ever since he walked in!”

She did have a point. “No thank you, Mimzi.” You turned your attention back over to the bartender. “Another drink please Husker?” He rolled his eyes and fetched you another drink. “Thank you~!” You sang out to him.

“Look..you high haven’t talked ever since you moved.” Mimzi said to get your attention turned back towards her. “Just try and talk to him again?” She spoke again, rising an eyebrow at you

“I would love to..I truly would, but it’s been so long and..WHERE are you going?!” She chuckled as she got up from her chair. Her height being very noticeable as her flapper dress straightened out from being seated.

“If you’re not gonna do it, then I am sweetheart.” She waved her hand at you as she moved closer to your old friend. “Here’s your drink..” You quickly got up from your chair, ‘shit!’ But when you got there it was too late. You quickly turned your heals and walked back to your spot.

“Thank you again for the drink Husk.” You snatched the drink that he healed and left to the back room of the speakeasy. God, you hated when people fought your own battles for you. You get that they’re trying to help but damn.

You closed the door with a nice click noise. A soft sigh slipped past you, taking a nice sip from the whiskey that you so desired. The room that you were in held all kinds of liquor. Starting from whiskey and ending at wine.

‘Looks like I can drink myself to death over here.’ You quickly downed the rest of your drink like it was a shot and grabbed a similar bottle to the Whiskey you liked. Opening it with a nice pop sound, you started refilling your glass with it.

The smell of liquor quickly filled the room. A satisfied hum came out from you as you decided to drink your way till you were drunk. Even though that was pretty risky but you didn’t care.

“Anyways Alastor, sweetheart, how have you been doing?” Mimzi smiled at Alastor as her and him were walking back got the area that she was last seen with you. “Oh I’ve been doing quite alright! The radio broadcasts have been just swell!” He chuckled out in his normal happy self.

Mimzi made a lip smack sound, “Well isn’t that just nice. I’ll be happy to let you know that..where the fuck did he go.” She blinked at your seat a couple of times before turning around to face the taller person.

She chuckled out loud while tinkering with her gloves. “Okay look. I didn’t lie to you but he did disappear.” Her voice wasn’t that confident. Since Husk was right there he scoffed, calling her out on her fake bullshit. “You were the one who fucking scared him off, son of a bitch.” He mumbled the last part so the both of them wouldn’t hear.

“What did I do to scare him off?!” Mimzi started getting defensive. “You called over the very fuckin’ person that he didn’t want to talk to.” Husk blinked at Mimzi before heading away. Alastor just stood there smiling before moving towards Husk.

“Hello old pal.” Alastor gave Husk one of the fakest smiles know to him. “The fuck you want.” Husk turned around so he could clean some bottles. “I just have a favor.” Alastor chuckled. “No need to get all pissy now. I just want you to know where you saw him go!” Alastor said taking a glass of Whiskey.

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I’m going to write a part 1. For right now I guess this is a prologue! FEAST MY LOVELY CHILDREN>:)

Part 1

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Periods.

Alastor x TransMale Reader

Sum: Reader gets there monthly thing but this time it causes more pain than you thought.

Alastor knew what the term ‘trans’ meant. He may not know it that well but he’s learning about it everyday because you, his lover, is a Transgender Male. He found out what it meant when you joined the hotel.

He didn’t have much interest in what it was but when he started talking to you and getting to know you he tried his best to understand what went on in your head. He soon got enlightened about what the term non-binary, trans female and trans male.

~

A funny story was he came down the stairs and went to the bar, asking Husker for a drink. You were sitting in the couch reading a book. Angel was there because he had to be when Alastor got an idea for a question. Husk gave him his drink, taking a sip of it as soon as he received it.

“Angel?” He asked as he placed his glass down on the counter. “Tell me, are you..transgender female?” His gaze turning to Angel. Husk quickly spat his drink out and turned around quickly. You dropped your book on the floor and stood up. Vaggie was halfway down the stairs and just started dying in laughter.

“What..?” Angels eyes widened as he blinked at Alastor a few times. “I was just asking if-.” Alastor started before looking around the hotel lobby. “What?” He stated, obviously confused in what he did wrong. “First of all no..second of all, why?” Angels face turned to a weird one but then smirked when wondering why he asked that.

“Well, I was wondering why because you wear such feminine clothes and act so..” He waved his hand around trying to think of a word. “Never mind that, I’m just curious!” He smiled brightly, grabbing the drink again taking another sip from it.

That day Angel told him some pretty traumatizing stuff but he told the truth about what it meant. Giving Alastor a lecture on what to ask and what not to ask if someone is, in fact, trans. He was still confused but felt more confident about the answers he had gotten.

~

When you guys started dating though he would ask left and right about stuff, which you were happy to ask. Telling him things like how the body you were in was not correct, how it didn’t feel right.

It came time for your period..which oh my Lucifer you hate more than anything. You would rather rip out your organs than having to deal with this pain. Waking up from the middle of the night, tired, or course and heading over to the bathroom was not in your to-do list.

Alastor stirred awake because he isn’t a light sleeper, sitting up and waiting for your return. When you came back you looked sad and anxious. Crawling back into bed, trying to go to sleep. “Is everything alright Cher?” He calmly asked. His radio voice soothing you. “Yeah..just tired.” You tried sounding tired and happy. He hummed and kissed your forehead, lying down and turning the opposite way from you.

It became morning sooner than you thought. ‘Damn I feel like shit..’ you thought as you stared at the ceiling. “Good morning dear!” You heard Alastor say as he walked into your guys shared room. “Morning.” You gave him the best smile you could do.

He could obviously tell it was fake but shrugged it off. “Are you feeling alright?” His smile faltered but he still held it high. “Yeah I’m fine!” Your voice was turning a bit aggressive. You were getting quite fed up with him asking you if you were alright.

He was surprised by your sudden outburst but didn’t think much of it. You felt as he got up from your guys shared bed and went into the bathroom. You felt yourself fall asleep when you heard the room door open. You rolled your eyes and just wanted to have the feeling gone.

Alastor walked down the hallway with confidence in what his lover was feeling, though he needed help. ‘Something is clearly making them uncomfortable and upset, what is it?’ He saw Charlie near Angels door, probably asking if he was okay. “Charlie.” He popped up behind her making her jump.

“AH- HOLY SHIT!” She fell on the floor with a thud when she realized it was just Alastor. “Sorry for my sudden appearance but I have a question.” He held out for her to take. “Oh yeah sure, what is it Alastor!” She took his hand and straightened herself up.

“Well my dear. If someone certain was in pain but won’t say what kind it is and refuses to tell what it is, what do you think they’re going through?” He went on a little ramble then blinked at her when he was finished. She blinked a few times before clearing her throat.

“This is a question about [insert name], isn’t it?” She smiled at him. Alastors eyes widened and waved his hand as if it wasn’t you that was causing him to ask. “Ho ho..yes.” His eyes went half lidded as if he was annoyed. Which he was but that was just because Charlie was right.

“Alright well what’s going on with him?” She rose her brow waiting to hear what was wrong with you. “Thats exactly it Charlotte. He seems more..angry? If that’s how you’d like to put it.” Alastor looks off to the side, thinking if that was even the right way to explain it.

“Angry..” Charlie mumbled out, placing a finger in her chin to think about what could possibly make a sinner upset, angry, furious?

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THIS IS EXTREMELY LATE😭 I was originally going to post it A MONTH AGO but when I realized it wasn’t finished I had to finish it. Anyways I wanted to get something out it the public so why not make something that every trans male hates the most? THERES PROBABLY GOING TO BE A PART 2!

ANYWAYS LOVE YOU AND THABK YOU FOR ALL THE LIKES ON THE ANGEL POST❤️

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HIIIIIII OK SO HERE I AM, I wanna ask if maybe you could write like angel x male reader (trans or not up to you) where the reader comforts him maybe after a hard day of work or smthng? My boy needs love and affection😭💗

HERE YOU GO! 🫡

YES ANGEL NEEDS LOVE AND CARE!! I threw a mental breakdown in here:)

Comforting An Angel

Angel Dust x Male Reader

I put male, hope that’s okay!

Summary: You give him comfort after a hard day of work.

(Look at the precious Ange)

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You were waiting in your lovely boyfriend’s, Angel Dusts, room for his return. He told you that he was going to come back late since Valentino wanted to shoot some more stuff with him. Which you understood but you still felt bad for him, especially since his boss is a creep.

You hated Valentino with all your guts. You hated him so much that you would sell your soul so Angel didn’t have to deal with him. He’s told you countless of times though that everything’s fine and that he’s fine, which didn’t make you feel better at all.

After some time of just zoning out and playing with Angels pig, fat nuggets, you got a text from him saying that he just got back and he’s heading to his room. Though you didn’t want to wait anymore so you hopped out of his bed, grabbed Fat Nuggets, and ran straight to the stairs.

Fat nugget oinked at you. “I’m not slowing down!” You told him as if he could talk. When you got halfway there you saw Angel with a liquor bottle in his hand and a tired expression on his face. Your face turned soft as you approached him, letting fat nuggets go and surprise him.

A small gasp left him as he went on his knees and had Nuggs just into his arms. “Awh hi my fat nuggets! How was your day with your other daddy, huh?” His went to a baby voice making you chuckle.

“How was your day Angel?” You gave him a smile. He sighed, grabbing the liquor bottle and standing up. “Stressful.” Your face changed to a softer one, grabbing his hand. “Let’s go to your room and you can talk about it, okay?” He nodded with a weak smile.

The walk back to his room felt quicker when he was actually with you. You opened his room door for him just as a kind act for him. He took a seat on his bed, placing Fat Nuggets In front of him. The liquor bottle being placed on his nightstand.

You took a seat in front of Fat Nuggets, petting him as you looked at Angel. “Could we maybe…cuddle?” He moved his legs so they were to his chest. You nodded, “Of course.” You grabbed Fat Nuggets carefully and sat closer to Angel.

He moved himself so he could easily grab you. Fat Nuggets was in the middle of you guys. “What did Val do this time?” Your voice came out stern.

“He’s into this water boardin’ shit now. He says it’s a kink..” He shrugs, his attention mostly towards Fat Nuggets. “So he’s been drowning you all day?” You rose an eyebrow at him. He nodded, “he gave me some breaks..only around a few seconds.” He tried defending Valentino.

Angel had told you the shit that he does behind closed doors away from the public. It sickens you. “Why’d you sign the contract?” You looked up at him, him doing the same to you. “‘Cause before then I loved him.” You furrowed your eyebrows.

“Oh Angel.” Tears flooded his eyes, quickly spilling out as he hugged Fat nuggets tightly. You moved behind him so you could lay on his bed. He moved his head to the crook of your neck.

You hugged him towards your body. “I wish I hadn’t signed that fuckin’ contract.” Angel said between sobs. “I know, it’s okay..shhh.” You gently rubbed his back, giving him kisses on his forehead.

A few minutes later the sobs stopped. You moved yourself back to see his sleeping face. He was hugging a sleeping Fat Nuggets that was in between the both of you. You chuckled as you kissed his damp cheek, “Have a nice rest love.”

With that you closed your eyes and fell asleep with a smile on your face.

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ITS A BIT RUSHED AT THE END IM SORRY😭 Hope you like it though.

Who else hates Valentino?:D

•Have a nice day/night!•

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can you write a Hazbin oneshot about Charlie helping Angel put on his makeup for a drag performance?

Charlie helps Angel with makeup for a drag show!

Sure thing Anon!

I’m not gonna make this a romantic oneshot so this is just platonic!

~Enjoy^^~

Stupid fucking Valentino and signing Angel up for shit last minute. Angel swears that he does this on purpose to try getting him away from the hotel but at this point he doesn’t give a shit. If it’s a strip show than he’s not gonna invite the others but it’s a drag show, what’s the worst that could happen?

Angel was starting to get ready to look his best for the drag show. Carefully getting himself prepared while carefully doing his makeup. He was shaking a bit, ‘Get your mind off Val..’ He thought struggling to do his eyeliner. Suddenly he messed it up, angrily slamming his hand on his desk, “GOD FUCKIN’ DAMNIT!” Angel started pacing around the dressing room looking into the mirror.

‘Maybe I could get Vaggie or Charlie ta help me!’ He quickly ran over to his door, leaving his room attempting to find one of the two gals. “Charlie?” He looked around for her then ran somewhere else, “Vaggie?” Still no luck in finding one of ‘em.

A sigh left his mouth. “Shit..” he placed his hands on his face trying to remove the fuck up. Hearing a gasp from behind him, “Angel are you okay?!” He heard a females voice, it was Charlie. “Charlie!” He stood up and ran over to her.

“Could ya help me with my makeup!” He didn’t sound like he was asking, he sounded as if he was gonna make her do it. “How about you try saying it nicer.” Angel rolled his eyes, “Can ya please help me with my makeup?” She giggled and nodded.

“Come on, let’s get you ready!” She held out her hand for him to take and he gladly took it. “We don’t have much time, plus I wanna be perfect for Val!” He dragged Charlie off to his dressing room.

He sat down, grabbing all the makeup handing it to Charlie. “Is there a certain..style you’re going for?” She asked him, setting down the makeup. He shook his head, “Whateva makes me look hotter!” She scrunched up her face but nodded, “I’ll try my best!” She gave replied weakly.

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Once she was finished she took a step back and nodded, “Done!” She smiled proudly at the work she had completed. “I’m so honored that I didn’t your makeup Angel! Now, what do we say when others do nice things?” He scoffed but replied nonetheless, “Thanks princess.” He crossed his arms, rolling his eyes sassily.

He quickly got changed when Charlie left the room. He did look hot though. Angel might just have to let her do his makeup from now on.

A satisfied sigh left his mouth as he placed a wig on his head. Looking in the mirror, grinning before fixing it up.

“Let’s go do dis shit.”

Thank you so much for requesting. Sorry if it’s bad but have a lovely day/night faithful sinner!

(Please give me any tips and tricks for writing on Tumblr! I just wanna make sure I’m fitting in perfectly fine!)

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