cognitosclowns
cognitosclowns
The Robussy Zone
[ASKS OPEN] NSFW welcome!! A solid 88% of this blog is 18+ content, so minors beware!! Just a blog to post about Inside Job - Come scream with me!! [18, nb, he/him!!]
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cognitosclowns · 15 hours ago
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Riling Brett up to the point where he’s literally begging you to let him fuck you.
“Please”, he rasps, bucking his hips towards you desperately, “Please, let me be inside you, I want to be inside you, I need to be inside you”
He’s so worked up that he’s even starting to cry.
“Please!” He pleads through a choked sob. “I’ll be good, I’ll be so good, just let me come inside you, I need it!”
Finally, you give him what he wants, sinking slowly onto him. His back arches in pleasure and he let out the sexyest deep moan you’ve ever heard, tears of pleasure falling from his eyes.
“Thankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyouthankyou”, he chants as he begins to find and set the pace. “Oh god, oh fuck, thank you~”
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cognitosclowns · 15 hours ago
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More of this but you find out that Robotus had never had an orgasm before sleeping with you and so one night you make him “prove it” by making him fuck himself with some kind of toy while you watch from across the room. “This doesn’t feel as good as you do”, he moans. “Please, please, I want the real thing”, he begs. But you just smirk at him and tell him, “Not yet”
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cognitosclowns · 15 hours ago
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More of “Robotus took over as the president”:
He took you out with him to be his arm candy at some very fancy presidential event/party of some kind. During the party the two of you had been teasing each other the entire time, a small comment here, a light touch there. It took all of your willpower not to jump each other during the car ride back home. When you return from the party, as soon as the front door closes behind you, Robotus has you backed up against it and is kissing you like he needs it more than air, while grinding up against you.
You two never make it to the bedroom.
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cognitosclowns · 16 hours ago
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Repairing Robotus, you’re elbow deep in his back, when you pull on one wire and he suddenly sets out this long, loud moan, his voice glitching out a little because it feels so good, and you yank out your arms and go “did that just turn you on?!” and he instantly replies “No!” (he’s lying) 
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cognitosclowns · 16 hours ago
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grkkrkrgrk HELLO, im losing my mind over the idea of A.B loving,, Super Erratic Sex, because when he Jacks Off it's all Very Precise? so,,, extremely sloppy head that slows up n speeds down at random? feeling your hips bounce at Very Inconsistent Intervals when you ride him? /movements that he cannot predict/? Its all so different from the kind of pleasure he can give himself that it throws him for a loop. he adores human error when its /your/ human error. THAT IS ALL, HAVE A LOVELY DAY.
Oh my GOD yeah holy shit yes like. He always does things in a very precise manner so the first time he gets sloppy sex? Like, the first time you give his sloppy head with just so mush spit and erratic movements?? He is glitching the fuck out. His voice box is skipping, his fingers are twitching, his eye cameras are going in and out of focus, he LOVES it. He’s trying to act above it all and like it’s just as good as any other sex you two have had by hiding his hands and closing his eyes but then his voice box skips like a broken record player and gives it away. And, like, shit! If there’s spit all over, if you’re just drooling all over his cock, he’s gonna fucking lose his artificial mind. He’s gonna break a few of his wires and need a repair it just feels so good to him. Sloppy sex becomes his favorite kind of sex. 
ALSO!!!! ALSO!!!!!!!!! THAT LINE ABOUT HOW HE LOVES HUMAN ERROR AS LONG AS IT’S YOUR HUMAN ERROR??? I LOVE THAT THAT IS DRIVING ME MAD I’M GOING TO BE THINKING ABOUT THAT LINE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
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cognitosclowns · 19 hours ago
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AYO?
Uh it's late and whatnot but I'm at 400 followers :,)
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cognitosclowns · a day ago
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favorite A.B screenshots? 😩😩😩😩 I am so in love with this man its unreal
OHOHO ANON YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE-
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WHAT DELIGHTFUL EYEBROWS <3333 he makes this expression so often <333 how am I supposed to function when men insist on being So Handsome All The Time </3
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This trio of AB Being So Fucking Dramatic And For What holds a special place in my heart <3
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Misery.png, The face my followers make when I make my 10th horny AB post in 2 days, 'god give me patience - if he gave me strength, you'd be dead'
I WOULD ADD MORE BUT THERES A 10 PHOTO LIMIT
THIS WAS DELIGHTFUL THANK YOU FOR YOUR TIME <333
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cognitosclowns · a day ago
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the shadow government polycule is fighting again
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cognitosclowns · a day ago
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AAA OK BUT- ALPHA-BETA BOTTOMING? 👀 WE AS A COMMUNITY ARE SLEEPING ON THIS CONCEPT
I WAS SO SURE THAT I ALREADY WROTE SMTH ABOUT THIS IDEA - IT TOOK TEN MINUTE OF SEARCHING BUT I FOUND IT
... BUT I DO HAVE A HANDFUL OF MISC IDEAS TO SHOVE INTO THE PILE, CAUSE I THINK OF THIS MAN HOURLY <333
NSFT BELOW MINORS DNI
RRRRRR we're gonna have a Brief Little Thing about Erogenous Zones bc I've been thinking of this all day
Listen we all know he tries to pretend He's Above It All <3 so of course he'd think he's Too Smart To Have '''''Weaknesses''''''
this overconfidence also means he is Wildly Unprepared for the sensory experience of Erogenous Zones <3
he 100% goes into it thinking He's Unshakeable, Yadda Yadda but the second he feels you sucking on his neck?? All bets are off.
AT FIRST YOU THINK SMTHS WRONG BC HE’S,,, DEAD QUIET??
It’s only when you try to pull away that he starts,, rambling for you to keep going
at least that’s what he thinks he’s doing - it sounds like english but its absolutely not. 
It isn’t even garbled static yet??? His brain is just mixing syllables together tryna form The Words He Needs To Ask For More. It’s alright though <33 you get the jist of it.
the glitching comes if you palm him through his trousers WHILE you suck his neck <333 but you didn’t hear that from me
GRRR IN TERMS OF SPECIFIC AREAS??
Below his ear, behind is jaw on the right side is this Super Thick Bundle Of Wires under the skin that Reagan needed to make sure he kept safe, so,,,, she made it extremely sensitive. INADVERTENT EROGENOUS ZONE EEE. If you want him noisy thats the place!!
His chest isn’t that sensitive? You’d have to be pretty rough if you want a reaction <3 sucka sucka honka honka bite bite boioioing awooga awoo
ON A SIMILAR NOTE, ears are extremely fragile <3 so ofc they’re very sensitive to make sure he’d be careful with them!! If sucking his neck gives you a bunch of Deep Lovely Throaty Noises (tm), then kissing his ears is about as close as you’ll get to a whimper <3 Big Big Shudders grkrkgkrkgrk
HIS HANDS <3333 that shit wasn’t even programmed or anything, it just completely drops his defenses when you kiss/lick/suck his hands n fingers <333 be careful tho his hand might glitch and take an eye out-
I BRIEFLY BROUGHT UP THIS IDEA IN THE OVERSTIM POST, but i feel like <333 he’d completely die if he felt you raking your nails on his back. Even without the sensitivity blasted, the super Sharp Sensation, slowly dragging around in imprecise, unpredictable swirls??? <333 he’s a mess for it.
UHHHHH OKIE THAT’S IT <33333 I LOVE THIS MAN CARNALLY DONT LOOK AT ME RN
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cognitosclowns · a day ago
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Wait do ppl wanna fuck the evil robot who was supposed to replace the president?
Can I join y’all?
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cognitosclowns · a day ago
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So I really need help-
Hey everyone! Uh, so I'm going to explain a little about what's up-
I'm a trans guy, and for the last year I've been trying to get top surgery! And I finally have a date for it! [Jan 7th!!!] but I live with my stepdad whos really emotionally abusive and manipulative- He takes 1/3 of my paycheck a month as "rent" even though I'm only 18 and just got a full time job. I'm also disabled [the bones in my feet are crooked so it sort of messes me up] which it makes it hard for me to work more than I am, which I'm trying to do. I'm trying to move out after top surgery but between top surgery and my "rent", I don't know if I'll be able to move out.
I have a Gofundme if everyone could please please please share or donate!! I do writing comissions if you want to request something on my writing blog!! Please I really feel guilty asking for money like this, but I wouldn't be doing it if it wasn't urgent!
If you please please please could repost, I really hate asking for money but I don't know what to do anymore. If you'd like to request something in exchange for boosting or donating pls pls feel like you can- @froggy-frogz is where I take writing comms. Again thank you so so so much.
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