colorfuldreamjester

[colorfuldreamjester]

holy shit i've been so dead here lately, let me make up for that at an ungodly late hour of the night again (it's 3 am)

One of me and my co-artist's shared ocs is going to go through a forced Jesterification, i refuse to give context to this until the next post

#jester ocs

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ok so i may have been shitposting a little too much, here's an actual drawing to make up for that

My oc post-series-lore and free to be as overpowered as they want instead of being absolutely nerfed to hell and back for writing reasons.

cause i felt like being nice for once and gave them cool wings and a new outfit instead of more trauma

#art #drawing #drawings #oc #ocs #I actually started this drawing months ago #and then i forgor💀 #so today i finished it #illustration #digital art #digital illustration #by the way i was joking #i am always nice to them #cause this one is my sona so they're like the golden child of my ocs #favoritism💪💪

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I'M SO FUCKING MAD. I FOUND JIMBO'S BITCHASS UNDER MY FUCKING CHAIR CUSHION, I SIT ON THAT SHIT EVERYDAY TO DRAW AND MY DUMBASS SOMEHOW DIDN'T NOTICE I'M SO STUPID WTF

i can get back to digitally drawing deranged stuff at least

i lost my fucking digital pen or whatever you call that shit one would normally use to draw on a tablet I CAN'T FUCKING WORK LIKE THIS, WHERE DID GO???? THE FUCKING SHADOW REALM??????

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i'm italian, we have swear words even dedicated to insulting god himself, because apparently no italian has ever had the fear of god in them. (we are very cool)

Cazzo = fuck

Merda = shit

Troia = slut

Buttana = whore

testa di cazzo = dickhead

fica = cunt

Minchia = cock, can be used in a number of ways including shit or damn {Min-kia}

Porco dio = literally "Pig god", translates to "Holy shit" tho {pronounced precisely as it is written, just remember not to roll your r's, italian is full of hard r's.}

Dear people of Tumblr,

It is my mission to try and find as many curse words as possible that aren't in the English language, so if you want to, feel free to reblog this posts with some swears from your country! :D

I shall go first: cac or caca in Irish (pronounced cack/cack-ah) means sh*t (:

edit: if you're feeling extra nice, maybe leave a pronunciation if that's okay :')

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i like to think i'm hilarious (i am)

mf @octagonalis spammed me with Zosan so i sent her like 200 and something Jevil-related drawings, gifs etc cause we're mentally sane individuals

#hyperfixation #im hyperfixating again #Jevil #that mf has taken over my life

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Jevil's battle background moves faster as his HP decreases.

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Follow-up post to Giarfred and monster designs for Anima seekers,

first of all here's a clearer picture of my son cause the first sucked and Giarfred deserves better than that

and secondly here's my other son i named him Dickery Jefferson and i based him off of a gastrointestinal microparasite but fat, flat and slimy

My friend said he looks evil after seeing him (he is. never trust Dickery Jefferson.)

he's also completely out of his element so he's just miserably flopping around like a dying fish at all times cause he's supposed to be small and fucking up people's guts not comically large enough to be someone's pool float and so pathetic that he can't even do anything about it

#There's whole lore reasons in the comic as to why even microorganisms are getting unbelievably messed up #In short these cool rocks went boom so now everything is radioactive chernobyl-style but not really #that was the shitties explanation ever my god #it's 5 am #art #drawing #drawings #Design #Monster design

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i lost my fucking digital pen or whatever you call that shit one would normally use to draw on a tablet I CAN'T FUCKING WORK LIKE THIS, WHERE DID GO???? THE FUCKING SHADOW REALM??????

#i'm raging so hard rn #i'm gonna nickname that pen Jimbo just for this joke #JIMBO WENT TO THE FUCKING SHADOW REALM #JIMBO WHEN I CATCH YOU JIMBO #COME THE FUCK BACK I NEED TO DRAW YOU SON OF A GOOD SAMARITAN OF PENS

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so i haven't been posting much lately and since i'm an extremely smart individual and truly a testament to our species (hard /S on this one)

i decided to make up for that by posting whatever the hell i could find that i recently made at like 3 am instead of studying even tho i have like two different tests tomorrow❤️❤️❤️

This is

✨Giarfred✨

he's my son. @Octagonalis asked me to make a monster so i gave her a house-cat sized demodex face mite cause i'm absolutely the best person to ask for monster designs as you can see

i'm only like this with my best friend because i love her very much (my older brother suggested i seek psychiatric help after witnessing the horrors of Giarfred)

#Art #My art #drawings #Drawing #Mites #Demodex face mites #there wasn't actually a tag for Demodex face mites until i made it cause as expected nobody is mentally ill enough to willingly look that up #Monster #monster design

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i'm happy an unreasonable amount about having been tagged here, Y'ALL ARE AMAZING ALL OF YOU

@octagonalis you actually suck but ily so you get a place here anyway, @sadpersonmadeoffruitpunch 💜

@phoenixonyx15 ik we aren't moots but i think you're cool asf

@lovesickechoflower @ivynney @bendy113 :)

Get attacked!! ✨🌈SEND THIS TO OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING🌈✨❤️🩷🧡💛💚💙🩵💜🤎🖤

:333

YIIPPPPPEEEE

@mrbloodyunnice @moth-wave WE AHVE TOK MANY MOOOOTTTSSSSSSS @ ALL OUR MOOTS

@benanazauce

#there's so many people i was already gonna tag here #can i tag y'all twice or #Y'ALL ARE AMAZING YOU DESERVE EVERYTHING GOOD EVER

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You: "i DoN't gIvE a BiG sTeAmY dIcK iF—"🤡🤡🤡🤓🤓🤓🤌☝️

also you asf:

i may or may not have made a mistake tho, look what this hoe sent me.

@colorfuldreamjester bitch unblock me

[colorfuldreamjester]

No lol you started this and it's funny seeing you pissed off keep crying

@colorfuldreamjester bitch unblock me

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i always mean it when i say i love you btw

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EEEE Tysm for the tag!! this was so cute <3

No pressure tags!

@sadpersonmadeoffruitpunch @octagonalis @lovesickechoflower @cheesyjester

thank you @backgroundagent3 for tagging me to do this picrew!! 🩷

no pressure tagging: @bouquet-of-wilting-violets @heartandflowerball @inkstainedintrovert @daydreaming-optimist @thstarsofsilver @theskittlemuffin and anyone else who sees this and wants in!!

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it's not that popular but that's lowkey how i feel still getting notifications about a humans are weird post i made months ago by now with a few thousand notes. i'm so tired please pay attention to my other things

I love going viral on tumblr.com. It’s like if you stood in a field and said some of the stupidest shit a human being is capable of and then like fifty thousand crows attacked you

#🥲

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If you super boop me and i dont super boop back, i promise its just cause im on mobile