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Weiss: can you please be serious for five minutes? Mercury: my record is four but I think I can do it
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correctquotesbymerc · 11 hours
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Ren: Whose turn is it to give the pep-talk? Emerald, sighing: Merc's. Mercury: Fuck shit up, don’t die. Nora, wiping away a tear: So inspirational.
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correctquotesbymerc · 17 hours
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Ruby: something bad happened Mercury: ... I love that I can never get a moment of peace Ruby: oh, If you don't want to deal with it i can- Mercury: no, I wasn't sarcastic, I get bored easily. What's up?
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Nora: I don’t care what anyone says, the middle of an Oreo is the best Ren: light without darkness, darkness and no light. Neither one can exist without the other Mercury: yo, Socrates, it’s a fucking cookie.
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Sun: murder wasn't on today's agenda Neptune: murder isn't on anyone's agenda! Mercury: it was on mine, just not until Thursday
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Jaune: pardon my intrusion Mercury: on this moment or my life in general?
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Mercury: love is dead and never existed Yang: you're literally making a valentine card for Ren right now Mercury: *pointing a glue gun at her* you're on thin fucking ice
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Ren: you can't just set all your troubles on fire Mercury: you'd be suprised about how many things are flammable
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Yang: I lost one of Blake's books, how long do you think I'll live? Mercury: ten Yang: ten what-? Mercury: nine
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Emerald: Merc, back me up on this without hesitation Mercury: whatever she says she's right and fuck you Jaune Jaune: Jaune: I wasn't even in the conversation
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Mercury: why are you looking at me through a fork? Jaune: I'm pretending you're in jail Mercury: why? Jaune: it's spiritually healing
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Mercury: I love you Blake: I love you more Mercury: don't start a battle you can't fucking win
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Mercury: I only feel one emotion and it's anger Yang: last night you drunk texted me a thousand heart emojis Mercury: out of anger
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Mercury: I think my instincts about people are much better than yours Sun: why? Mercury: well, I picked you Mercury: you, on the other hand, picked me
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Jaune: I can never tell whether you're insulting me or flirting with me Mercury: if it makes you feel any better, neither do I.
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Mercury: I’m sick and tired of being called 'mortal' like, you don’t know that. Neither do I. I have never died even ONCE. Nothing has been proven yet. Stop making assumptions. It’s rude.
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Mercury: I have never felt so wanted Yang: you know, when people say that, they don't usually mean by THE LAW
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