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dungeon meshi but they end up in the back rooms, a cursed idea that was eating away at my brain

#dungeon meshi #backrooms #not my art #its a reblog

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My brain: You have so many tight deadlines. So many things on your weekly schedule. So many important jobs. You have to get important work done!!!

My hands:

#artists on tumblr #goose #geese #canada goose #canada geese #animal art #bird art #birds #its a reblog #not my art

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For those unaware, Super Mario Maker for the Wii U disabled uploading levels in March of 2021, and is shutting down its servers entirely in April of this year. I don't know if there's a good estimate on how many levels have been created in SMM's lifetime, but in 2016 Nintendo reported about 7.5 million levels created by players, so the number is High.

In the meantime there is a community dedicated to taking every level that has yet to be cleared for the first time, and clearing it. Some of these levels take 6-10 hours of attempts to beat, and some of them use obscure glitches that no one else has discovered. Nevertheless, as of a few months ago there were less than 20,000 uncleared levels and currently there are less than 1,000.

Nothing remains but the most difficult platform experiences you can imagine. The community is confident they can "beat Super Mario Maker" but the deadline is fast approaching. It will be a tight race, and this is shaping up to be a potentially historic moment.

As of yesterday, all levels uploaded in 2016 have been cleared.

#super mario maker #youtube #its a reblog

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inhales ok

THIS is a mega folder containing literally everything rwby-related that is available right now on roosterteeth (+v9). rwby, fairytales, world of remnant, the grimm campaign, ice queendom (sub and dub), vtubing, all the behind-the-scenes stuff. everything.

plus soundtracks for every volume + IQ, and drm-free epubs.

i will add any additional rwby content released during the wind down period as it becomes available. V1-8 have an english subtitle track embedded in the files, V9 does not because it came from CR. IQ dub has english subtitles. and for the sake of completeness i pulled all the non-english subs available on CR for V1-9 as well, those are in there as loose .ass files for the time being.

whenever possible, buy physical media. learn how to strip drm out of digital content that you own and make it a habit to do so.

archive responsibly 👍

#rwby #its a reblog #keep

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This is honest to god the funniest thing I have ever seen in my entire life

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“Kitty practicing the lion dance for the Chinese New Year” 

(via)

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So apparently the pro-Tetris scene is exploding right now because a 13 year old nerd just reached the game's true killscreen for the first time ever

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If i do not use the digital coineys in my bank account and only the paper money then technically my bank balance does not go down and i spend no money.

#self deception #a life protip

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This last reblog got me screaming out into the void and realising the genuine void of good and fully translated baihe. Like it does not even remotely compare to danmei. Man.

#i aint tagging this shit #find it or not it is here in the cracks of my blog

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Okay, so I’m assuming that you would be wanting translated baihe. I gotta say that there just aren’t many xianxia baihe in the first place, even fewer that are translated at all (to say nothing of being complete).

I’m sorry but this got long, so TLDR:

100% recommend: The Dragon (见龙)

Thought was entertaining: Mistress I Was Wrong; What’s wrong with a snake that just wants to cultivate and transform; After the Full-Level Boss is Reborn

I love this but I can’t recommend it when it only has like 3 chapters TL tier: The Art of Taming the Dragon (降龙诀［穿书])

More detail beneath this cut:

The only (good) one I can think of at the top of my head is The Dragon (见龙). It’s pretty slow burn but well-paced with a happy ending that felt truly complete and not merely forced in. The second act is somewhat weaker and meanders a little but quite a few offhanded lines turn into great pay-offs here. It’s a tight read with a fairly compelling romance between a cold love interest that is learning how to express herself past her own self-imposed boundaries, and the MC who is a free-spirited ball of sunshine filled with the vibrancy of life. And you know what? ITS BEEN COMPLETELY TRANSLATED (NOT A MTL EDIT EITHER)

Link to the translation here: https://dragontl.net/story/the-dragon/

The same TL group is also going to be translating ‘What’s wrong with a snake that just wants to cultivate and transform’. I’ve read that one in chinese and it was a rather enjoyable read too. Soft and fluffy, though lacking in high stakes and suffering from weaker plot and character writing. (It is a transmigration story, just in case that’s a deal breaker). It never truly engaged me but it was a fine enough change of pace after reading a few tragic baihe so… keep an eye out if a more slice of life style beat is what you want.

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The other stuff I’ve read with English TL is… middling. Though if you just have a specific itch you want to scratch and a good few hours to waste, then why not.

‘Mistress I was wrong’ is one of those generic “Oh no I’ve transmigrated into a cannon fodder character who’s the nearest person I can seduce to save me” —sorta stories. It is exactly what it says on the tin and does what it advertises decently enough. Paced a bit slowly for my taste but a half-decent time waster. I did drop it about two/three hundred chapters in but I don’t really remember why.

‘After the Full-Level Boss is Reborn’ has a half-way original premise that was executed quite well actually. The author of the novel themselves transmigrate into the book they wrote and have to deal with the tragic fates they wrought for these characters. Characters that they increasingly care about too. It had jokes that landed solidly in the first quarter. A plot twist that—though somewhat predictable—changes a reader’s understanding of the whole plot in the middle. I haven’t read the english MTL though, so I have nothing to say on its quality. Maybe give it a few chapters if you’re interested.

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The Wildcard: The Art of Taming the Dragon

See I love this novel to bits and it’s genuinely one of the most well-structured and engaging baihe novels I’ve read. But at the same time, its translation barely started before it’s sputtered out.

Though it starts out as a generic (if well-executed and really funny) rendition of the ‘ah fuck I transmigrated into the MC’s sworn enemy’ trope, it becomes an unravelling mystery of both the circumstances of the Dragon Clan’s massacre AND the hidden details in the original novel. There are so many plot twists that pull the rug out from under you and shatters your heart. It’s the slow realisation of the full-scale of the tragedy originally written in the book. That it is and has already become unchangeable.

The unfolding romance between Luo Qingci and her disciple, when there’s a blood debt running deep as the seas underpinning the circumstances of their meeting. How would that be reconciled?

Its funny. Its sad. It is tragic at many turns.

It is something well-worth reading.

(Which is why I’m starting to translate it myself. Though as an amateur, that is going to take a while.)

There’s probably few more on NovelUpdates, but I haven’t read any of them personally and (in light of the general poor standards on the site) am hesitant to recommend.

(Though if MTL or it being untranslated is not a barrier then I have quite a few more that might be interesting.

Also, are there any good baihe xianxia series?? I love the gay boys but where are the gay girls?

#baihe #baihe novel #its a reblog #i have written this in a spurt of inspiration at 3 am so im sorry if thsi reads as if grammar doesn’t exist #i have so much rage and energy at the prospect of gl you have no idea #i fucking wish any of these novels were popular enough to have established tags but alas #if i start spewing these titles into the tags i would be polluting the seas

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This is a simple introduction to how Israel rules Palestine 🇵🇸

#free palestine #palestine #gaza #israel

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In another lifetime, if Qi Yan hadn’t met the masked person, taking their revenge might have taken a different form. Perhaps they would be the one raising an army in their own name instead of Bayin. Maybe Nanggong Rang would have died to a nameless assassin. Who knows. (Also the funky gender going on for both Mizu and Qi Yan… like being raised like that does something to you).

For our red duo, they kind of follow similar arcs? In the rapid realisation of the complexity and cruelty of the world they were shielded from. Going to seek power (greatness) to protect oneself and to change things in their own image.

in this essay, i will-

#this was written on vibes nad sleeplessness #man the blorbos i rotate in my head being collided in a rock tumbler #what would come out #jwqs #blue eye samurai #qi yan #nangong jingnu #mizu #akemi #its a reblog

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ay yo what the fudge are those??

i've drawn enough of them. be free now. go. into the wild with you all

#haiku bot #not my art

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ah yes, the two permanently lodged in my skull.

loss of love.

#jwqs #artists on tumblr #qijing #jing wei qing shang #nangong jingnu #qi yan #clear and muddy loss of love #fanart #artwork #illustration #not my art

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there is no god that I can forgive

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Please enjoy the infectious laughter of the Australian senate struggling to keep its composure while grilling a man about getting semen out of a bee

#australia #auspol #funny #see this is a serious man with a serious face who is faced with a nonserious crowd

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I made a fan trailer for JWQS! the wlw enemies to/and lovers novel!!! please read this novel I love it so much 

#jwqs #jing wei qing shang #clear and muddy loss of love #qijing #泾渭情殇 #not my art