man supernatural might be bad but also ill be damned if thats not the most american show ever. like theres movies and tv that've tried to be this american but 99% have failed. you watch a particularly good episode of supernatural and suddenly you feel the hours of highway winds against your skin and theres more asphalt road than livable terrain for miles and you eat the best meal of your life at a pit stop and you havent gone to church since you were a kid but you still think about praying sometimes and you split a 6 pack with someone you love and a few too many people around you have guns and the land around you is so big when youre right in the center of it you feel like it could swallow you up and you know for a fact theres an unimaginable amount of mythology just beneath the surface. and then you watch the next episode where sam kills paris hilton or something
“supernatural went on for too long” sorry you cannot appreciate the beautiful gift of watching your most beloved characters transform and blossom and perish and soften and harden and die and be reborn for fifteen years. sorry you don’t experience joy like that. sorry that you are depriving yourself of an unparalleled media experience because you’re boring.
yeah your ship is cool and all but was one of them forced to (after many failed lobotomies) kill over a thousand clones of the other one because their loyalty and devotion was seen as their greatest weakness
"Can’t believe I have an audience with the great Israel Hands. That’s absolutely astounding. I’ve always thought you were underrated. I mean, it’s absurd, isn’t it? Isn’t it? That Blackbeard, he gets all this praise, where you are quite clearly the brains of this operation?"
Oh Christ, you just don't fuckin' get it, do ya? Fuck, you're as thick as pig shit. I'm not me. I'm you. You brought me here. Why would I do that? I hate you. I've always hated your guts.