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denialandavoidance · 5 hours

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CALL YOUR BOY LIBRARY BOOKS THE WAY IM CHECKING HIM OUT

#tungle dot com

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denialandavoidance · 9 hours

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we’re a social species. use your goddamn turn signal.

#driving #WE LIVE IN A SOCIETY

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denialandavoidance · 13 hours

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trying to do sexy pain-based powerplay dynamics with a girl who's quitting smoking so instead of burning me with the cherry while she fucks me she just has to throw her nicotine-free vape battery at my head as hard as possible

#y’all will just post anything

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denialandavoidance · 17 hours

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the thing about misha collins coming out as straight that always gets me. ALWAYS gets me. is that he said it. even today in 2024 i have to read “collins made a statement that mistakenly led fans to believe he was bisexual” and then the QUOTED STATEMENT IN THE ARTICLE. is “i am bisexual”. they keep trying to tell me that’s not what he said but he did. i feel like truman in the truman show. like what the hell are you talking about who are you talking to!!!!!!!!! he said it!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#💀#misha collins

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denialandavoidance · 1 day

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this is the true yaoi brain…… literally many ppl have been saying this

#okay

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denialandavoidance · 1 day

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MISS CONGENIALITY | 2000

bonus:

#this is a seasonal post

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denialandavoidance · 2 days

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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

#cats #story time

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denialandavoidance · 2 days

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i'm not a beatles rpf "fan" really like i firmly believe some gay shit was happening but i'm not a fan in the sense that it brings me no joy. i know the truth but i don't like it.

#exactly #okay i’m done now

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denialandavoidance · 2 days

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* truther = literally anything other than 'they were just platonic buddies'. Anywhere from 'there was one-sided feelings' to 'they were straight up in a committed relationship'

** no nuance here gun to your head just go with your gut here

*** idk if u hate the beatles or whatever answer anyway...this is mandatory for my followers I will be cross-referencing vote counts against my followers counts

#polls #the beatles #the simple answer is. yes #and hear me when i say that it brings me no joy bc i am not a shipper i don't care about these men despite CONSTANTLY #having to bear witness to this shit #everything i know about those men i learned against my will #however #knowing what i know. against my will.#fucking nasty style is the LEAST weird thing those two had going on. jesus christ.#i feel like that homophobic dog meme #i DON'T know what you are and i wish to know even less #sorry to certain mutuals for putting this on your dash.

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denialandavoidance · 3 days

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how it feels to be aloof nonchalant and lowkey