who leaked my tumblr to all the sketchy porn accounts?
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crippling self-awareness as a monkey hurling through space on a glorified rock
you've been struck by
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cashier dude at the liquor store told me to have a "tasty evening" after comenting on how young i look
.... idk how to feel about this
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I can be your boyfriend. I can also be your girlfriend. The options are limitless. Except it has to be gay
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I hope that Phil makes a follow up video just absolutely raging at YouTube and spitting every single curse word in the book and then in the end says “are you feeling as stressed as I am? Well I have a great way to unwind, use code AmazingPhil for 20% off your next purchase on AdamAndEve.com”
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Stress having physical effects is so stupid your body's just like "you've been having a real shit time and I'm about to make it worse" I hope you die I hope we both die
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pussy so weird it scared me and i had to get picked up
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happy birthday transgender people. i am a great fan
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its almost like haas needed to get rid of a bad egg....
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hitting the post below with a car battery
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