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driftwoodskeleton · 1 month
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don't forget to wake up sick to your stomach tomorrow
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driftwoodskeleton · 1 month
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idk why but i just love the grey hair in Fc5 and FCND. this is my Captain, Conifer 'Connie' Ward. the surname was assigned by the state, but she chose her first name. tbf, she was like 5 at the time. shes grey because of radiation mostly, but if you asked, she'd suggest it was the stress of running around trying to keep Rush alive (whoops...)
when she meets the Father for the first time and does the whole spiritual journey thing she kinda goes a bit insane, truly believing herself to be on a mission from God, so when things go sideways theres a more than slight chance she might just abandon Hope County to the Highwaymen, since God didn't hold up his end of the deal, as she sees it.
dkfgfdk idk, nobody asked for this but i love her and am genuinely psyched about her and i haven't felt like this over an oc in FOREVER so here y'all go <3
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driftwoodskeleton · 1 month
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ahhh been writing a thing for my Captain and Rush bc there wasn't much when last we looked, but i have decided suddenly that i should change the person im writing in (like 3rd or 1st) AND should write multiple endings, so i guess this is yet another fic that will literally never be finished 😭
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driftwoodskeleton · 1 month
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been playing Far Cry: New Dawn lately (fuck you Ubisoft) and essentially my playthrough atm looks something like this:
random npc: my friend survived Prosperity because of you
The Captain, grief-stricken: mine didn't
The Judge: *loud, exasperated sigh*
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driftwoodskeleton · 2 months
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me: it seems to me that if the door is the cathedral's pussy, then the archivolts are its labia. wouldnt you agree, your excellency?
catholic bishop i cornered on his way to his car: the next time i pray i will ask god to kill you with lightning bolts
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driftwoodskeleton · 2 months
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I know he’s never particularly aggressive when he speaks but sometimes Jacob’s radio calls feel like they ramble more than others and that one TV broadcast is so long that all I can think of is The Copypasta
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driftwoodskeleton · 2 months
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driftwoodskeleton · 2 months
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being back here is just me telling myself, "you can't make everyone like you. sometimes people just aren't gonna, and that's okay. there's no need to panic. " on an endless loop, and then eventually i remember why i keep leaving.
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driftwoodskeleton · 2 months
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Julius Caesar memes are fun and all, but make sure you don’t forget the true meaning of the holiday: Stabbing the fuck out of politicians for their flagrant, self-serving abuse of power.
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driftwoodskeleton · 2 months
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*entering any conversation* hello I am the most nervous animal on earth please socialize with me I have nothing to say
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driftwoodskeleton · 2 months
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i've started swimming recently bc its the only sport my stupid body can cope with that doesn't leave me bedridden for a week+, just for a couple days.
its been over 3 years minimum since i last went swimming, and i've only gotten worse healthwise but do you know what i did? 40 full lengths on my first visit. thats 20 laps! on my first proper swim in years!
im honestly so proud of myself for this. i went again last night and managed 40 again, plus i spent 10 minutes in the steam room so i even started late!!
its only hour-long visits but im honestly so amazed that i can do this, swimming was never a strength of mine, my legs don't go where they're supposed to and my asthma isn't good with sports but i'm still doing so well imo.
this is long and i'm sorry but ahhhh i am v proud of myself so xD
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driftwoodskeleton · 2 months
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just noticed her eyes are black here, guess i took the picture when she was midway through blinking:/ this is one of many screens i intended to redraw but unfortunately, things haven't exactly panned out how i'd hoped lately. maybe one day:')
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driftwoodskeleton · 2 months
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you're someone's hated tumblr
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driftwoodskeleton · 2 months
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driftwoodskeleton · 2 months
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behold! the most amazing banana and chocolate flake yogurt creation ever! there was the flakes of approx 3 yogurts in one pot bc the other two had exploded in transport. truly an icon of food.
also featuring two ponies i drew bc frankly i think they're cute and ive had no drive to draw anything for at least 6 months. ive been reliably informed that at least one of the names already belongs to a Canon pony so rip to that 😭 idk, i just think they're neat
thank u for reading:)
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driftwoodskeleton · 2 months
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idk when i last posted anything here but jfc it sure has been A Time(TM) since then. but as the great Tender Fridge says, suffering, mhhhh, it's not an easy thing. the horrors persist but dammit, so do i
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driftwoodskeleton · 7 months
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