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oh god hello, merry christmas. i've been so busy and literally forgot i have a tumblr account so my next fic is not complete yet (i chose a request for leeteuk). hope to post soon, have a great holiday if someone is still here!

#sun.txt

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Day 17: Yesung (SuJu) - For My Nephew

Requested by anon: your nephew is a huge fan of yesung

Warnings:

Word Count: 325 words

“Jonghoon,” you called out softly as the guys all began removing their mic packs after having filmed a video for the newest SuJu TV season. “I know it’s gonna sound crazy since I work with you but can you please sign this album?”

The man in question raised his eyebrows looking at his latest solo album resting in your hands. 

“You see me almost every day,” he said, taking it along with the marker you were holding out and uncapping it. “Why do you want me to sign it? Are you going to sell it?”

“I wish,” you sighed relaxing a little bit. “My nephew’s a huge fan and I figured your album with your signature would be a good Christmas present. His name’s (y/n/n) if you don’t mind addressing it to him.”

He signed it and handed it back, “How busy are you going to be on Christmas day?”

“Not very busy. We normally celebrate on the 24th so we’ll more than likely be resting or cleaning. Why?”

“I happen to be free for a bit and I’d be more than happy to put you in the running for “World’s Best Aunt” or at least his favorite aunt.”

Your eyes widened as you waved your hands -still holding the album and marker - frantically, “The autograph is more than enough. Really. I don’t want to take you away from spending some time with your family either.”

He reached out and rested his hand on your shoulder, “You do so much for us and almost never take a break. Let me at least do this as a thank you.” And maybe take you out on a date or something, he thought to himself.

You continued to refuse eventually giving up after noticing that Jonghoon wasn’t going to back down. Surely it wouldn’t be a bad thing to have your crush - your nephew's idol and role model - come over for a bit on Christmas day…right?

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#cuteeeee #i also want yesung to ask me on a date pls

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i'm not a hard stan these days, i'm so busy and want to rest a little ㅠㅠ

#sun.txt

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There is something that strikes me about haters and the first thing is their little self-awareness. They are so blinded by their desire to feel power (since they want attention and validation) and to put people down to feel superior that they don't realize that they have problems. People who have not taken the time to go through the long and continuous process of self-awareness are obviously the most ignorant in recognizing their own weaknesses because they are so fascinated and obsessed with finding them in others because they don't want to do it in themselves. The mind is so impressive that its creates different ways to sustain the wounds that you don't know you have to make you survive but you are the only one responsible for wanting to heal them or not.

The second is their weak judgment. This is not surprising because if you have not had to break mental schemes and question the thoughts, feelings, values ​​and perceptions you have of life and of yourself, you do not know how complicated it is to understand the human being and the diversity of personalities that we may have so that you just want to label people "good" and "bad" because of a twitter thread created by tweens who grew up with the "cancel" trend. People can make mistakes and not want to learn from them and people can make mistakes and want to learn from them, each one decides what kind of life they want to live and that is their problem. Although it is difficult to accept, we are not in control of changing others but ourselves, so focus on you. Also, giving all your energy to people you supposedly don't care about is a waste of time you'll never get back. And please, let's normalize that self-growth means accepting that we are not perfect and we never will be, mistakes are part of our path and it is valid to learn from them. Don't let anyone make you believe that you should be ashamed of them because acknowledging your own mistakes and showing the world that you have learned from them is very difficult but totally worth it.

I know that it is very difficult for hateful comments not to affect us because we are social beings and it is a human need to feel accepted and loved in order to have a healthier life, but remember that everyone has a different type of magnifying glass with which they see the world and you are not responsible if theirs are blurred, so live your life firmly because if you know who you are, no one can make you believe otherwise. And remember, sharing love and being kind is sexier than throwing hate at people you don't know on the internet ;)

#indeed #cancel twitter and their toxic behavior #kid you're not 'edgy' or cool #you're just pitiful #and disgusting #a lot of them are minors and they use their minor card like ??? #finish school first

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Day 15: Shindong (SuJu) - Christmas at the ER

Requested by anon: meeting at the ER on Christmas

Warnings: broken bones, brain hemorrhage, hospital

Word Count: 594 words

You stretched feeling your back pop and relieving some pressure off your back. You were almost at the end of your shift and the prospect of being able to go home and rest for the next day and a half was sounding like a dream come true. In your line of work, it wasn’t unusual to have to work through every holiday that most other workers would have off to spend with family. Checking the time, you went to do another round to check on your patients. The majority of them were wide awake waiting for the discharge papers to come through or for them to be moved to a different room, their loved ones in the room with them.

All except one that is.

“How are you doing Mr. Shin?” you asked poking your head into the one room that only had a patient by himself. “Is there anything I can get you while we wait for your transfer up to another room?”

The singer smiled as he shook his head. He’d arrived a few hours ago after having a pretty bad break to his leg and arm, having slipped on a patch of black ice on his way home from work. He’d received surgery to stabilize the break in his leg and his arm had been set a short while after that. His surgeon had asked for him to be monitored overnight and the paperwork had been filled out to move up to a different floor, all you had to do was wait.

“A Christmas miracle would be nice,” he responded. “And you can call me Donghee.”

You nodded, a smile still on your face, “I’ll see what I can do Donghee.”

~~~

Arms full, you struggled to knock on the door of the Donghee new room. It was your day off but you’d decided to keep your word and at least give him some form of a Christmas miracle. As it turns out the two broken bones weren’t the only thing wrong with him, after receiving a CAT scan a small hemorrhage in his brain - something they decided would require a longer stay just to be sure nothing was out of the ordinary. So you’d stopped by a store and bought a tiny Christmas tree and some small ornaments to set up in his room to bring some Christmas joy.

Hearing a quiet response, you walked in smiling as you lifted the bags to show him what you’d brought. He raised his eyebrows in question.

“I said I would see what I could do,” you said as you set down the contents in your arms and began building the tree and decorating it. “And there you go! A little bit of Christmas joy to keep you company.”

Donghee smiled at it feeling happier than he had been before. It had been bad news after bad news over the course of the past few hours, so your optimism was very much welcome, and you weren’t a sore sight on the eyes either.

“I appreciate it,” he said gratefully.

You smiled pickup the bags you’d brought and getting ready to leave, “I’ve got some things to do but I’ll come back later and check in on you during my breaks during my shift - if you’re still here, hopefully you’ll get the all clear and get to rest at home.”

“Sounds good. Thank you.”

The two of you shared a smile before you turned waving shyly after having his gaze on you for a bit longer than you thought he would hold it on you.

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#so cuteeee #dude i know how it feels #for the broken leg part #but this is cute #😭😭

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is it just me or am i hearing shindong and leeteuk a little bit more on this album? either way, i love it. christmas is not my favorite season, but i don't hate it as well so this is a good way to go through this month. and the mv is pretty, i liked it, i really did.

#sun.txt

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i fucking died too, lee hyukjae stop it

bye i died

[elf-bot]

Berlin. He has this gift for making people nervous. 

Park Hae Soo as “Berlin” in Money Heist: Korea — Joint Economic Area (2022)

#he's so fine what the fuck #i'm sorry if i drop a fic about him soon

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Day 13: Leeteuk (SuJu) - Christmas Dinner Jitters

Requested by anon: hi can i make a request for your holiday event for Leeteuk where reader is very nervous about meeting the rest of suju and she and Leeteuk make a small christmas dinner for her to meet them, but they do like her because she makes him happy and they tease him a lot? thank you! 💝💝

Warnings: just nerves and the boy being crazy

Word Count: 488 words

Jeongsoo set the final dish on the table just as you began setting the glasses when the doorbell rang. He looked up at you giving you a comforting smile.

“Relax,” he whispered seeing your stiff frame. “They’ll love you.”

You gave him a small smile, not wanting your words to betray just how nervous you actually felt at that moment. You’d been dreading this dinner since Jeongsoo first suggested it. He’d wanted you to meet the guys for some time now - pretty much since things got serious between the two of you - and had brought up the possibility of an early Christmas dinner at his apartment. At first, you’d jumped at the time idea, liking the sound of it and feeling comfortable with holding it in a safe and private location. But then you remembered the Christmas part. While it would be happening sometime before the actual holiday, you couldn’t help but worry that it would dampen the festivities if things went awry during the dinner. But you had agreed nonetheless knowing that it meant a lot to Jeongsoo and you would eventually have to meet them.

The loud chatter brought you back to planet earth, as you turned and caught sight of Donghae and Hyukjae rushing through a small hallway and into the open-concept kitchen-dining room-living room. They were followed by the slightly less chaotic Jonghoon, Siwon, and Donghee. Rounding up the bunch were Ryeowook and Kyuhyun who were shoving one another and Heechul and Jeongsoo, both of whom were attempting to calm down the ruckus that was being caused. Jeongsoo was quick to go back to you and pull you close to him as you were both surrounded by the hyper thirty-something-year-old men. He introduced you to them and they all welcomed you with open arms, giving you tight hugs and warm welcomes. 

Dinner went by smoothly, with all of the guys expressing nothing but extreme joy at meeting you and teasing their leader for being completely whipped for you. The teasing first started after you struggled to separate some perilla leaves and he was quick to help. That started the infamous debate among all of them which resulted in you accidentally dropping a utensil. As you bent over to pick it up, Jeongsoo’s hand was quick to reach over to the edge of the table to provide a barrier should you accidentally bump into it.

“Did you invite us just to rub it in our faces how happy and in love you are?” Heechul shot out, finally having enough of the lovey-dovey display from his older friend.

Jeongsoo hid a smile as he took a bit of the food.

“We’re all happy you’re happy Hyung,” Siwon said after a moment when everyone calmed down.

“Thank you for making Hyung happy,” Kyuhyun said to you immediately after Siwon’s words.

Instantly, you truly relaxed at his words, looking at Jeongsoo who gave you an equally bright smile.

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#this is so cute #and funny #and that's something heechul would say #lol #i love this type of fics #🥰🥰

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why does he look like an office nerd who's aching to be under someone's control... because i want to be that... person

i need this kyuhyun...

...to call me into his office and [redacted]

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your tags!! i loved them, it really came early lol thank you so much for reading !

merry early christmas - kyuhyun

genre: smut as if you didn’t know this blog

word count: 2.3k

request 1: for the smut prompt — something with Kyu and choking/praise/degrading the reader pls? Can be mixed with any of the other prompts that people already requested

request 2: kyuhyun and overstimulation 🔥

warnings: unprotected sex, fingering, slight degradation, reader has choking kink so kyuhyun does it, praising, dirty talk, overstimulation, begging, usage of toys (aka hitachi magic wand and a dildo), multiple orgasms, one mention of alcohol.

tags: @sujurunaway​ 

(if any of you’d like to be tagged i can do it in the future, just let me know! enjoy, idk which member should i do next. also fucking kyuhyun, i love this picture so much and i had to do something, bye)

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currently watching money heist korea part 2 (because i finally have some time) and suddenly want to write for rio, denver and berlin

#money heist: korea #money heist: korea - joint economic area #money heist: korea part 2 #berlin #song junho #rio #han joseph #denver #oh taeksu #gimme some fics #pleading #cha moonhyuk is hot too #*thinking* #sun.txt

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merry early christmas - kyuhyun

genre: smut as if you didn’t know this blog

word count: 2.3k

request 1: for the smut prompt — something with Kyu and choking/praise/degrading the reader pls? Can be mixed with any of the other prompts that people already requested

request 2: kyuhyun and overstimulation 🔥

warnings: unprotected sex, fingering, slight degradation, reader has choking kink so kyuhyun does it, praising, dirty talk, overstimulation, begging, usage of toys (aka hitachi magic wand and a dildo), multiple orgasms, one mention of alcohol.

tags: @sujurunaway​ 

(if any of you’d like to be tagged i can do it in the future, just let me know! enjoy, idk which member should i do next. also fucking kyuhyun, i love this picture so much and i had to do something, bye)

Tonight was a very special occasion. You had your first Christmas dinner with Kyuhyun’s family. Not exactly a Christmas dinner though, it wasn’t Christmas day yet, but you were gathering beforehand with his family to know each other a little bit more.

You were concerned about how they’d react when Kyuhyun talked to them about having a small dinner this month. The apartment was decorated all over with beautiful lights, it was comfy and the tree was done carefully in a corner of the living room. The moment they stepped in, things turned out well. His mom loved you as well as his dad, so as time went by you calmed down a lot as much as you could. They also complimented your and Kyuhyun’s cooking, the dinner went smoother than Kyuhyun thought.

Of course you met them before, but tonight it felt different. You talked about marriage before, so his parents were waiting for that type of announcement between hints and remarks. After all, you had more than two years of dating and any of you were getting younger. Age and getting older weren’t a problem for you or Kyuhyun, but it was for his parents.

So after you said your goodbye to his parents and cleaned the table, you finally felt like breathing again.

“It wasn’t that bad,” he said, dropping himself on the sofa. You sat down by his side with a deep breath, head on his shoulder.

“You think so? I have this feeling they want us to marry soon.”

“Do you want to get married?” Kyuhyun asked, his hand running down your thigh over the skirt of your dress.

“Do you?” you made eye contact with him.

“We act like a married couple already,” he shrugged. Kyuhyun didn’t really care about it, at least he acted like he didn’t. “We live together, we share everything...”

“We also have sex.”

He chuckled. Even if you did it a lot of times, somehow he still felt shy sometimes when sex was mentioned. “We haven’t since last week.”

“I mean, you were busy,” you felt his hand rubbing under your dress, right on your skin. “I also had a lot of work.”

Kyuhyun leaned down to kiss your lips softly.

“Actually, I had something for you.”

“For Christmas?”

He nodded, a shy smile on his face. His cheeks were slightly turning red suddenly.

“Now I want to know what it is.” Kyuhyun’s eyes locked on yours, asking if you were sure. “C’mon, it’s ok if you give it to me before Christmas.”

“Fine. Only because I’m pretty sure we’ll not be alone for Christmas.”

He walked you to the bedroom, Kyuhyun leading the way. Standing up behind the closed door you watched him kneeling down and pulling a box from under the bed before coming back to you. “Open it.”

“I’m so nervous now,” you giggled, taking the small box in your hands.

“You still can save it for later.”

His eyes had a familiar spark in them, making you wonder what was he saving for you in that box.

“Nevermind,” after saying those words, you opened the box. Air quickly left your lungs as you saw what was in it.  “A hitachi? Kyuhyun, how do you get these things?” You chuckled as he embraced you in his arms.

“I saw you looking for one of those on your phone, please don’t kill me.”

“You silly! Now I’m embarrassed.”

Kyuhyun pecked your forehead sweetly, his hand running down your cheek. “Merry Christmas.”

“Thank you, this is earlier than I expected, but I’ll take it.” An idea crossed your mind immediately.

You checked the wand in your hand, Kyuhyun took away the box and placed it on the floor with a proud smile on his face

“This has batteries already, Cho Kyuhyun!” You turned on the wand in your hand for first speed and got closer to your boyfriend. “You wanna try it?” 

“Wait, Y/n-” Kyuhyun’s hand grabbed your wrist at the feeling of the vibrator on his crotch, letting out a breathy moan. Fuck, he didn’t know it could feel so good.

His eyes tightly closed as you rubbed the toy up and down on his sensitive, covered skin. He hissed, face growing hot, and feeling his dick getting harder at every second you spent teasing. You increased the speed this time and rubbed faster, his beautiful moans echoing the bedroom.

“Stop,” Kyuhyun ordered taking the vibrator away from his crotch. The grip on your wrist became rough as he panted and tried to compose himself. He took the toy from your hands, turning it off. “Get on the bed. And take off your dress.”

You smirked and did as he told, throwing the fabric of both the sweater and the dress you were wearing. Finally, you lied down on your back on the mattress, underwear still covering your body.

Kyuhyun approached you and settled between your legs, like he was following his prey, a hint of lust sparkled on his gaze. His fingers ghosted over your thighs, until they reached your panties. “Fuck, you’re getting so wet,” he breathed.

“It was all because of you.”

A soft moan escaped your lips, the vibrator rubbing through your clothed core. Kyuhyun quickly increased the speed, drawing patterns with it.

“Do you have any idea of what you did to me?” he whispered with a low voice.

“You’re getting hard?” you giggled.

You squirmmed under his touch on your thighs and the vibrator working on your pussy, rubbing your clit and folds through your panties. A wet spot was forming on the fabric, your hips bucked. Kyuhyun leaned down to capture your lips with his owns, swallowing your moans.

Squeezing your eyes, you tried to focus on his lips and tongue slipping inside your mouth instead of your throbbing pussy. You felt too close to your climax, you were so wet you wanted to beg him to fuck you hard right there without any mercy.

He broke the kiss for air and stood up, leaving you alone and yearning for more. Kyuhyun went to the closet, with the toy now off in his hand, looking for something in the drawers of your closet. He came back to you with a half smirk on his face, and leaving the vibrator by your side of the mattress. Finally you checked what he had on his other hand: it was that special dildo you saved for those nights you needed him and he was out of the country or busy. Sometimes you took care of yourself with it, your boyfriend didn’t mind though. But seeing him like this was new to you.

“You’re gonna use it tonight,” he ordered sitting by your side, and pulling your panties off, leaving your pussy bare to his sight.

“Excited for toys are we?”

“I didn’t ask you to speak,” he rubbed two of his fingers between your wet folds, sliding them shortly after to make sure you were ready.

His fingers curled, feeling your warm walls around. Pulling them out, he rubbed the tip of the toy on your core, coating it with your juices, and pushed it in, stretching you immediately. He fucked you slowly and deep with the dildo. You melted against his hand, bucking your hips to meet his thrusts. He stopped and guided your hand to take it instead.

“Imagine you’re taking my cock,” he leaned down and whispered against your ear, the dildo sliding in and out of you now with your own hand. A moan left your lips shutting your eyes, that image he talked about going right through your mind, thinking it was him taking you and pounding you so hard until you to see stars and cry out, you clenching around his dick.

“Fuck!” you moaned over and over, picturing it was the tip of his cock reaching your most sensitive spot, your soft noises filled the bedroom as you increased the rhythm of your hand.

“Just like that. You’re so hot when you fuck yourself,” Kyuhyun nipped on your ear lobe softly, shivers running down your spine just by his action. “It’s gorgeous.”

“Please, babe,” you begged. His breath on your skin making you go faster. “I need you, please!” Your moans grew louder, tension building down your core and back arching. “I want to feel you!”

“As hot as that sounds, I wanna see you cum,” his fingers caressed your breasts over your bra. “Or else you're not gonna have me,” he slipped his hand to your neckbone, controling himself at how blissed out you looked, with eyes closed and heavily breathing. It was a beautiful sight he never wanted to stop looking at.

He sucked on your earlobe as your walls clenched around the toy, finally reaching your peak. The growing erection on his pants was aching, and seeing you cumming undone with your pretty moans wasn’t helping at all. You slowed down and he slipped the dildo out of you, coated in your juices.

“Look at the mess you’ve made, honey,” he whimpered against your ear. “You’re so fucked out.”

His fingers reached your pussy and slipped them inside, you were still not recovered from that orgasm, but it felt good. He curled his long fingers inside you as he nipped and licked on the skin of your neck, your walls clenching tightly around him and hips meeting with the moves of his hand.

“Always yearning for more, you dirty girl,” Kyuhyun cooed against your ear, his hardness yearning to feel you around.

He continued to fuck you with his fingers. You were drunk for his touch. The way his words worked to your core, leaving you aching for more was taking over you and the little sanity you had. For your luck, Kyuhyun was also desperate by just watching you cum using your own hand and a toy.

He leaned and gave your lips a sloppy kiss, positioning between your legs.

“I need you so fucking bad,” you cried.

Desperately you started to take his shirt off, exposing his chest and smooth skin using your fingers to send shivers down his spine at your touch. He reached for your bra and threw it over the bed, falling beside his shirt on the carpeted floor of the room, his well ironed pants and his boxers following soon after that, freeing his shaft.

He placed soft kisses on your neckline, his tongue marking your skin until it reached your breasts. Kyuhyun licked your nipples, rolling his tongue over them, one by one, and his hand were massaging your tits at the same time. You gasped at his actions and felt his hardness rub against your skin, you grew wet even more if it was humanly possible. Your hand stroke his cock as a plea.

A last kiss and mark was left on your chest and he went straight to rub the tip of his lenght covered with precum against your core. You panted when he finally buried in, earning a beautiful moan from his throat. “Keep your legs open like that,” he said, his voice hoarse, and grabbed the vibrator that was long forgotten on the bed. He gave a couple of experimental thrusts before you begged again. He could see the lust craving in your gaze as much as he did and wanted to make you feel good.

You gasped when he finally reached your sweet spot and felt the vibrator, now on, running down your clit. “F-fuck!” you started to cry out when his sharp thrusts mixed with the pleasure the vibrator was giving to your sensitive bud.

Kyuhyun plugged into you hard witht the right speed, being not too fast or too slow. Somehow, he just knew know every inch of your body, even if he didn’t look like he did, but you were just grateful, because now you were a moaning mess and were cursing under your breath as he fucked you so good you were sure you’ll never forget it.

“Use it, go ahead,” he suddenly ordered, grabbing your hand and placing it on the vibrator so you could guide it instead.

Taking it in your hand, you rubbed yourself slowly, his hips thrusted into you again. You moaned as he pulled out almost completely to fill you and meet your sweet spot again. You were able to use the vibrator on his shaft a couple of times when he whitdrew and went back into your wet core, causing sweet pleassure and soft curses to come out of your boyfriend’s mouth.

His hand caressed your neck and pressed around your throat softly. Long, strong fingers stroke your skin, you whimpered as he puts pressure around your throat. Some gasps left your lips, breathing becoming slowly a privilige for you. The way his hips moved faster and sent him deeper were no help.

“You never appreciated air this much, did you?” he mocked, a half smirk covering his face. Your legs started to shake and your body trembled, your orgasm was really close, so your grip grew stronger around the vibrator. “Don’t dare to drop it,” his hands released some pressure on your neck.

“S-shit, I’m ‘bout to-”

With a loud moan, you released around his dick, squeezing him with your walls. You felt your high running through your body, his hips didn’t stop. His hand moved from your neck squeezed your breast marveled at how good your pussy clenched around his pulsating cock and how you kept the toy between your legs rubbing your clit. All this mix of sensations were sending him over the edge. His hips stuttering as he coated your inner walls with his seed.

“Fuck,” he groaned, slowing down his thrusts over you. Your leg wrapping one of your legs around him and turning the vibrator off. You pulled him down for a kiss.

“Merry Christmas,” you whispered after you broke. He smirked.

“Merry early Christmas, my love.”

You had to use toys more often, definitely.

#super junior scenarios #super junior smut #super junior imagines #super junior scenario #super junior x reader #suju smut #suju scenarios #suju imagines #suju scenario #suju imagine #kyuhyun x reader #kyuhyun smut #kyuhyun scenarios #kyuhyun imagines #kpop smut #kpop imagines #kpop scenarios

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that time when eunhyuk washed the dishes listening to cybersex by doja cat and he was being filmed for a tv show 💀

@growingwithem i found it

#super junior #suju #eunhyuk #how do i tag this shit?

[elf-bot]

I’m happy to see there’s a lots of love for Kyuhyun here!!!

absolutely you will find lots of love for kyuhyun in this blog! and some hard thoughts too... 👀

#no regrets tho #i feel like all of us dirty hoes are reunited here lol #answered #♡︎♡︎♡︎

[elf-bot]

hello it's me again, who can't stop thinking about kyuhyun's thighs and getting my head squeezed between them

#super junior hard hours #kyuhyun hard hours #look at his pout omg

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SuJu when you literally just ask them what they did last year

#wonderful #a piece of art