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um excuse me they're not "eye bags" they're a second set of eyes that opens when I get possessed by the terrifying and extremely hot king of curses who lives inside my body

#jujutsu kaisen #ryoumen sukuna #body positive

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Ryoumen Sukuna nail art (on me) by Sierra at Finger Bang PDX. Hand-painted designs, no decals.

AKA "I had to text my artist multiple pictures of a shirtless cartoon man in order to get these nails, and they were totally worth it."

#jujitsu kaisen #jjk #nail art #anime nails #ryoumen sukuna #sukuna #jjk sukuna #cant stop wont stop getting gay ass shonen anime nail art

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If you've ever thought to yourself "I'd like to see Edgar Allen Poe with his whole ass out at the mall while his crush cosplays as a teddy bear and his pet raccoon looks on judgmentally" then boy oh boy do I ever have the anime for you

#bungou stray dogs #bungou gay dogs #bsd edgar allan poe #bsd ranpo #just another Tuesday in yokohama i guess

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Chuuya Nakahara nail art by Sierra at Finger Bang PDX in Portland, OR.

"You can't escape gravity."

#bsd #bungou stray dogs #nail art #anime nails #chuuya nakahara #nakahara chuuya #port mafia #for the tainted sorrow #chuuya corruption #oh granters of dark disgrace do not force me to sit still for two hours for gels again #bungou gay dogs

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When you're at a con with the cosplay crew and spot a rival crew cosplaying the same show and y'all perform that vibe check from across the room to ascertain that your crew's Look is better than theirs

#bungou stray dogs #port mafia #armed detective agency #cannibalism arc #gee its so difficult to tell by looking which ones are the good guys #bsd

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Have you ever been so unassailably, uncontrollably, unhingedly rock hard for your rival that you show up for approximately 30 seconds in an OVA with no purpose other than to announce "fuck this guy in particular who wasn't actually involved in anything that just happened" and then walk away on the ceiling complaining that you wasted your time?

because Chuuya Nakahara has.

#bungou stray dogs #bsd #chuuya nakahara #manipulating gravity out of sheer spite #mr fancy hat my short king #nakahara chuuya

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Such joy I derive from explicit fanfics whose premise is "I had to fuck him in order to make him do his paperwork." Everyone goes home happy in these worlds. The man gets fucked, the paperwork gets done roughly on time. this is the one future both capitalism AND queerdom can agree upon.

#yes dazai this is about you

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me and my gay friends about to go out and commit small town mischief at 8 PM on a Wednesday

#yu gi oh #yugioh zexal #yuma tsukumo #ryouga kamishiro #shark zexal #kaito tenjo #the sheer raw hairstyle power in this image

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oh, to be young and carefree, vibing in the hot tub with an old man and my incorporeal agender alien boyfriend, stoked as hell, my hair not affected by the humidity in the slightest

#yu gi oh #yugioh zexal #yuma tsukumo #astral zexal #astral looks so content #he has earned every minute of this

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Proposed modifications to the Yu-Gi-Oh TCG, in order to make it more in keeping with the anime:

- there is a Hair Check at the door. If it's a normal human hair color and/or not standing at least 8" off of your head, it is recommended that you simply go home, as there's little to no chance you'll actually win this duel

- no more of the goofy "handshake" tradition. Instead, duels begin by standing ten feet away from your opponent and yelling "DUEL!!!" I do understand that this may affect the physical layout of some TCG tournaments; I also do not care

- speaking of standing: no sitting permitted. You stand in a bizarre wide-legged half-crouch for the full duration of the duel. Style points are awarded for bending your knees in improbable directions.

- Cards are not played, but rather, BRANDISHED. All your opponent should be able to see is your hand right up in their face. Also you must hold the card between two fingers in a way that no one in real life has ever held anything ever

- incantations are mandatory when summoning any monster above 1000 ATK. These incantations should, ideally, involve proclaiming the monster in question to be "[your] soul" or some variation thereupon. Try to hold the card over your head when you are doing this, as everyone knows that screaming while holding a trading card aloft is a deeply threatening thing to do that intimidates your opponent on a fundamental psychological level.

- if (when) you lose, you have two choices: crumple to your knees and fall forward (classic) or go full-on ass-out (Yuma Tsukumo mode)

- ambulance on standby to provide immediate medical support to the loser. Diagnosis: Played Card Games Too Hard

- every now and then, actually die. Don't worry about it, though - you'll be resurrected either for real or, if you're dressed flamboyantly enough, in fanfiction!

With this minor set of rule alterations, I have fixed the meta. You're welcome. Also, the banlist no longer exists because that's a bitch move. LET'S GO, RED DRAGON ARCHFIEND.

#yu gi oh #ygo tcg #playing card games too hard #please feel free to make your own suggestions i am sure i have forgotten some #but dont make it about the holograms #we dont need the holograms all we need is the violence

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Never ever look at the "official" weights anime assigns characters but especially the women because they will try to claim to you with a straight face that no woman on the planet earth has ever weighed more than 94 pounds. The people who write these stats live in an alternate universe where women do not possess internal organs and all of their bones are hollow like birds.

#vegeta weighs 130 pounds and is five foot four #i weigh 130 pounds and am five foot nine and built like seto kaiba #im no doctor but I'm pretty sure one of vegeta's thighs weighs at least twice as much as i do

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"Kids these days don't realize marriage is FOREVER." We can quickly fix this by abolishing the traditional definition of marriage in America and instead requiring that couples legally bind themselves to watching One Piece in its entirety.

#one piece #relationship advice #if you cant commit to me like eichiro oda has committed to his rubber superhero child #then dont even try to slide into my dms

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Only in Yu-Gi-Oh would you have people going "omg this guy is so cool, he's the coolest guy ever, he is awesome, we want to be him, we want to bang him, we want to duel him, he's our everything, look at his mad swagger, our absolute King" and the guy in question looks like this:

...and is also 14 years old.

#yu gi oh #yugioh zexal #shark yugioh #ryoga kamishiro #but in all honesty i couldn't pull off that outfit #purple to the max #octopus hair

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Move to replace the antiquated pickup line "what's your sign?" with "what's your Stand?" Move to start this as the responder.

Someone: hey baby what's your s-

Me: Hermit Purple

#jjba #jojo's bizarre adventure #jojo stands #i watch it with my brother every week and it gives me life #yare yare

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Upside down hair today!

#the one time judai did his hair like an actual yugioh protagonist's hair

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Wh... Why are so many of these freaks posing so SEXY. Yuya is three seconds away from sliding that card deep into his mouth. Shark wonders if you want him to show you what he can do with his cards other than play Duel Monsters with them. Kaiba wants you to go ahead and come over here and try to take this card from him, go ahead, come on over and take it, you know you want to. This is Yusei's and Jack's Tinder profile pic (they both use the same pic.) ONLY Yuma and Judai are treating this like a photo shoot for a CARD GAME instead of an escort service, and it makes THEM look out of place, especially with Kaito and Ryou sitting beside them preparing to run their tongues slowly along the edges of their cards while maintaining aggressive eye contact. Whoever made these promo images deserves a bonus but would probably prefer that instead of money, the "bonus " be getting railed by one or all of these characters.

Bridges styles?

#yu gi oh #duel links #yugi mutou #seto kaiba #yuya sakaki #hell kaiser ryou #judai yuki #yuma tsukumo #astral zexal #kaito tenjo #yusei fudo #jack atlas #which of them do you think the artist wants most #i feel like it might be yuya #and that alarms me a bit

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My recent search history tells a real story about my journey into adulthood.

#adult #am an adult #very much an adult #also it turns out i have hypertension