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Alright, to ao3's soon to be arriving Wattpad Refugees, a basic guide to general user culture:

1.) Unlike Wattpads vote system that let's you like each chapter, the ao3 equivalent kudos only allows one per work. Everyone is generally quietly annoyed about this. To engage with each chapter, you're heavily encouraged to comment. Trust me, it makes people's day.

2.) Ao3 has no algorithm. By default it's latest updated work first. You can find things to your taste through searches, filters and tags.

3.) 'No archive warnings apply' and 'user has chosen not to use archive warnings' mean two very different things. No archives warnings means the work is free from any content that could require a warning tag (character death, graphic depictions of violence, non-con, etc). User has chosen not to use archive warnings means it could contain any of the warning content, be it hasn't been explicitly tagged. Treat it like an allergen. No archive warnings apply is allergen free. User has chosen not to use archive warnings, may contain traces or whole chunks of the allergen. If you're likely to have a bad reaction, maybe don't take the risk.

4.) Speaking of warnings, ao3 has very few restrictions on the type of work that's allowed. Whatever your personal thoughts or feelings on that are, thats how the site is. You're likely to run across some dark subject matters and a lot of people are uncomfortable with reading that. You're well within your rights not like these works and have your opinion on whether they should be allowed, but harassing the authors of such works (or any works) is more likely to come back on you than them. Ao3 operates on a strong policy of 'don't like, don't read'. Use the tagging system to your full advantage to only engage with the kind of works you want to see.

We look forward to welcoming you all and seeing the fantastic works you create. Happy writing!

#ao3

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Another incredible thing about the University of Melbourne’s Ortus sanitatis is that all of the monsters look like members of an aging rock band:

#art history #art

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Headcanon: Between all of the amis and co, they have sex in not-so-private places kind of a lot. The musain, the bathrooms of clubs, spare bedrooms at parties, the alley beside the corinthe…  It’s inevitable that occasionally they get walked in on. By Bossuet. It is literally always Bossuet. 

#that's hilarious i'll buy it

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what if joly’s health anxiety extended to their gender and sexuality? like they’re obsessive about finding the right microlabels that fit them perfectly and they’ve changed their pronouns so many times they’ve collected pins with every possible combination. they’ve been everywhere on the aro and ace spectrums. for one terrifying night they were convinced they might just be cis and straight, and bossuet and musichetta had to talk them down from a panic attack, saying they would still love them even if they were. they’ve also been a gay man and a straight woman and a lesbian and a genderqueer bisexual.

nothing seems to be the perfect fit. and of course, all their friends love and support them through everything, gently reminding them that just being queer is perfectly fine, wanting a label is perfectly fine, their journey is perfectly fine.

#yes. #idk if this fits with the fic i wrote recently but i will accept this as a new headcanon

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#cats #wish that was me rn but alas i'm in the hospital

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this guy gets it

#i dare say a legend

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#hhhhhhhhhh

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#the hobbit #lotr

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#funny cuz i know my ex best friend will reblog this too but since we have each other blocked now there's only one person who might know

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The Royal Ballet’s Frankenstein (2016), ph. Alistair Muir

#ballet #frankenstein

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#ml

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#i haven't thought about them in ages but would sound look at that #it's the og throuple that wasn't one but should've been and still is to me

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Irina

#food

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The majority of people are horny. People are always going to be horny. You cannot stop people from being horny. Throughout history there have been extensive attempts to suppress horniness and they haven’t worked. You can be mad about it all you want but horniness will prevail against any adversity. There will always be an aspect of horniness within society. Sexuality cannot be contained by having missionary sex with your spouse alone in the privacy of a dark bedroom.

#pussies. even us asexuals can be horny!! #queer tag

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you can think someone's an idiot and not hate them. anyone who doesn't understand this has never had a coworker

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do me a solid and just reblog this saying what time it is where you are and what you’re thinking about in the tags.

#22:33 #i'm in my bed and i should be doing my reading due uni but alas

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Realistically I could never get rid of tumblr because it gives me the illusion of a community of strange young women all around my same age, all slowly figuring out how to live too