woke up this morning, rolled over, and very confidently tried to blow out my alarm clock like a candle. absolutely no precedent for that.
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Unmute !
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Where do you see yourself in 5 years?
Look buddy, i’m just trying to make it to Friday.
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THIS IS THE BEST THING I HAVE EVER SEEN
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I mean you can’t tell me that prongs, padfoot, wormtail and moony didn’t do shit like this back when they were in Hogwarts?!? I mean this is something James’ would’ve said......
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Reblog if you support squishy bellies, have a squishy belly, or have the desire to summon satan
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“im learning another language” can only mean two things:
I have been studying this language for over a decade please forgive any mispronunciation im still learning
i have a 2 day streak in duolingo and IM REALLY FEELING IT THIS TIME
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Mods are asleep post forbidden tits
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peter kavinsky’s ‘woah woah woah woah woah’ has the same energy as jake peralta’s ‘cool cool cool cool cool’
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yeS YES YES
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hey if ur ever feelin shitty use this
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anyone please ask your crush out like this
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