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#i will always eat your pickles

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another bad kids tweets bc i love these guys

#my kids are all so unhinged #i love them #d20 #fantasy high #scooby queue

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#scooby queue

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At first Fabian refuses to interact with his and Fig’s new sibling but one day his mom is dealing with something in the other room and the baby is crying and so Fabian has to pick up the baby. So he picks up the baby, bouncing them gently, and says, “One day, eighteen years from now, I will fight you to the death.” Then the baby reaches up and curls their little hand around his finger and Fabian’s voice breaks, utterly in love with this tiny person, and says, “I will defeat you,” unconvincingly.

#fabian teaches them to fence so carefully and encouragingly #all while reminding them that its so important that they learn for when they turn 18 and he fights them to the death #fabian aramais seacaster #d20 #fantasy high #fhjy spoilers #fhjy

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Shirt that says REJECTING ONE INCORRECTLY BLACK AND WHITE VIEW OF HISTORY FOR ANOTHER IS NOT PROGRESS

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It's so funny 😂

#din grogu #star wars #scooby queue

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"You should be at the club" Direct exposure to the club would kill me instantly

"You should be at bar trivia night" This I cannot deny

#“you should be at a karaoke bar” #correct #scooby queue

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#scooby queue

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cw: boobies

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staring at the blank page before you open up the dirty window let the sun illuminate the words that you could not find reaching for something in the distance so close you can almost taste it release your inhibitions feel the rain on your skin no one else can feel it for you only you can let it in no one else no one else can speak the words on your lips drench yourself in words unspoken live your life with arms wide open today is where your book begins the rest is still unwritten

#music #the bear #scooby queue

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for the record i am a hater sports fan i am not neutral i am not watching to enjoy the beauty of sport and competition i want my least favourite teams to flop and my most favourite to stomp on them

#hockey #scooby queue

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the only reason why ten year old girls are destroying stupidly overpriced products at sephora to make “skincare smoothies” is because they aren’t being given access to a yard with a variety of mud, sticks, rocks, puddles, and old ceramic planters to make potions in. the children yearn for the apothecary

#scooby queue

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all of tumblr right now:

#brian murphy #dimension 20 #d20 #fantasy high #dimension 20: fantasy high #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #fantasy high: junior year

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is this anything

#leave the kitties out of this! #they've done nothing to deserve being associated with a televangelist #d20 #fhjy #fhjy spoilers #fantasy high

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WHEN YOU WAKE UP NEXT TO HIM, IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT!!!! WITH YOUR HEAD IN YOUR HANDS, YOU'RE NOTHING MORE THAN HIS WIFE!!!!! AND WHEN YOU THINK ABOUT ME, ALL OF THOSE YEARS AGO!!! YOU'RE STANDING FACE TO FACE WITH "I TOLD YOU SO"!!! YOU KNOW I HATE TO SAY IT, BUT I TOLD YOU SO!!!! YOU KNOW I HATE TO SAY IT!!!! BUT I TOLD YOU SO!!!!!!!!!

#chappell roan #music #scooby queue

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i love riz gukgak because hes a little cunt but is also kind and gentle at heart and i love gorgug thistlespring because he is kind and gentle at heart but is also a little cunt

#my sons ♥️ #riz gukgak #gorgug thistlespring #d20 #fantasy high #scooby queue

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biblically accurate angel: ʙᴇ ɴᴏᴛ ᴀғʀᴀɪᴅ

me, monsterfucker: *going up to give them a little kiss*

biblically accurate angel: ʙᴇ ᴍᴏʀᴇ ᴀғʀᴀɪᴅ

#scooby queue