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fnafverse-quotes · 21 hours
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Moon: *hissing* WHICH one of you BROKE INTO THE DAYCARE AND VANDALIZED IT?!
Roxy: It was Monty.
Glamrock Freddy: It was Montgomery.
Glamrock Chica: It was Monty.
Monty: …. C’mon, you guys promised-
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fnafverse-quotes · 2 days
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Jack/Old Sport: I ran out of coffee, so I’m experimenting with new flavors and expanding my tastebuds!
Peter/Phone Guy: Oh cool, so what’re you drinking right now?
Jack/Old Sport: *sipping from his mug* STRAIGHT bleach.
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fnafverse-quotes · 3 days
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Security STAFF Bot: Glamrock Freddy, is this lost child bothering you?
Glamrock Freddy: *sighs* Yes, but I agreed to help him escape the Pizzaplex. So I suppose that I signed up for it.
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fnafverse-quotes · 4 days
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Monty: You can have your blackmail files back, I don’t want them anymore.
Glamrock Freddy: Montgomery, these are just photos of me in my daily routine.
Monty: *chuckles* I know. Painful, right?
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fnafverse-quotes · 5 days
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Withered Freddy: that’s the THIRD time he’s fooled us with that mask! At this rate, we’re NEVER going to catch him!
Withered Chica: Ohh, we need to think more positive, guys!
Withered Bonnie: Okay.
Withered Bonnie: Protons.
Withered Foxy: *having listened to this* That’s it. I’m done.
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fnafverse-quotes · 6 days
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Roxy: The four hour simmer begins…
Glamrock Chica: Like, emotionally? Or are you making soup?
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fnafverse-quotes · 7 days
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Vanessa: Do you have a self care routine?
Mike: “Keep going, Bitch” said in different accents.
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fnafverse-quotes · 8 days
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Candy Cadet: I have finally finished converting to solar energy.
Helpy: I respect your religious beliefs!
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fnafverse-quotes · 9 days
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Glamrock Chica: Had a pizzarito so good, I feel like I could solve a math problem!
Glamrock Bonnie: Correctly?
Glamrock Chica: …. I don’t know.
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fnafverse-quotes · 10 days
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Glamrock Chica: You know, it’s crazy?
Monty: What?
Glamrock Chica: We finish each other’s-
Monty: Sentences. It BETTER be sentences.
Glamrock Chica: If you touch my sandwich, I will slit your throat.
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fnafverse-quotes · 11 days
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Abby: What is considered a punishment as a child, but a reward as an adult?
Mike: Death?
Vanessa:
Vanessa: No-
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fnafverse-quotes · 12 days
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Peter/Phone Guy: Where’s Dave?
Jack/Old Sport: Who knows? It’s like asking “Where’s Waldo?”
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fnafverse-quotes · 13 days
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Glamrock Freddy: Have you tried yelling?
Gregory: I don’t know what you’re referring to, but of COURSE I tried yelling.
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fnafverse-quotes · 14 days
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Rockstar Freddy: *writing a note* Dear El Chip, if you’re reading this-
Rockstar Foxy: Can he read English?
Rockstar Freddy: Oh, no.
Rockstar Freddy: Dear Music Man, if you’re reading this to El Chip…
Rockstar Chica: Can… Can HE read???
Rockstar Freddy: …
Rockstar Freddy: Dear Funtime Chica-
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fnafverse-quotes · 15 days
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“Don’t listen to him. He’s the voice of reason!”
- Ruined Moon, to Cassie, about Ruined Sun. Trying to convince her not to reboot them.
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fnafverse-quotes · 16 days
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Rockstar Bonnie: *in sleep mode on stage*
Music Man: *approaching the stage with his cymbals in hand, poised to slam them together at a moments notice*
Music Man: And… you’re sure Bluey over here said this was okay..?
Rockstar Chica: Trust me, this is what he wants.
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fnafverse-quotes · 17 days
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“Let’s play the game; ‘Who fucked up?’ Because I know SOMEBODY did.”
- Head Chef STAFF bot when you mess up an order in El Chip’s
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