fuck indeed fuck ziprecruiter I want to be paid $1000/hr to sort skittles by color
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Being on Tumblr from ten years ago until now and seeing how it's aged is so funny. When I first got here everything was like "haha lol so random, superwholock, taquitos, tumblr university!" but today I just scrolled past three different memes about tax season
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Reblog to have the most homoerotic year of your life 2024
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wheres seasons greasons
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hrghh another long and difficult day... TUMBLR!! fetch me a photo of The Fictional Character .....
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So yes I think everyone should be forced to sit on a friend of a friend’s back porch and smoke a blunt with a scumbag. Just once.
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Here to announce my face reveal:
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How well do you see color?
I’m cry I scored 60, I feel blind
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Hrrrrrrrrg BITE BITE BITE BITE BITE BITE BITE BITE BITE BITE BITE
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Danger days: the true lives of the fabulous killjoys:
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not to sound like a medieval peasant but, cheese and bread. garlic and butter. a menagerie of spices. potatoes. that’s what life is all about right there.
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