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Free use with Billy Hargrove is a need, not a want.

#billy hargove smut #stranger things #bottom billy hargrove #billy hargrove #free use slvt #free use kink

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Please let it be sexy

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Being a dungeon master and a monster fucker is such and experience.

#dungeons and dragons #monster fucker #terat0philliac

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Asterllio x F!reader

Summary: Astrellio eats pussy.

Notes: I am shit at writing, but this has been in my head for a while.

Sleeping with the window open never makes you feel safe, but it feels like a hundred degrees in your room, and the moon has always been soothing to you. You try desperately to fall asleep, only dressed in a loose t-shirt and your underwear. It’s hard to sleep when it feels like someones watching you. You’re falling in and out of sleep when all of a sudden something, or someone, touches your back, trailing their fingers down your spine. You jump up, thrashing about in your sheets as you spring to your knees. You look around your room, but see no one there. Chalking it up to a hallucination, you try to fall back asleep. You're drifting off once again when someone's hand trails down the side of your leg. You don’t jump this time, you're sure you're just imagining things, there's no one in your house. The hand moves over your hip, caressing you. The hand is gentle and warm, comforting. You can feel your body heating up as the fingers move inward, getting closer to your inner thigh. You roll over, your body stiffening as you make eye contact with a man whose skin resembles the night sky. His eyes are as black as outer space, and his hair is long and bone white. It’s no doubt he has an ethereal beauty, but you scream in terror nonetheless. The man is an intruder after all. 

“What the fuck! What the fuck!” You scream as you try backing up from him, but he grabs your ankle, dragging you towards him. He lifts you up into his arms, and you’re silenced immediately. 

“Be calm, my darling.” The man speaks, his voice a calming rasp, low and mesmerizing. His hands caress you as he holds you against him. You feel….calm, and at peace. Whoever this is, they feel like you’ve known them all your life. 

“Who…who are you?” You ask, your eyes trained on his. 

“I am Astrellio, the God of the moon.” He smiles, kissing your forehead. 

“I admit that this may seem peculiar, but… I am afraid I have become infatuated with you. I…I want you. I want you to be mine.” His voice rumbles, like a deep purr. You can feel your cheeks heating up, and you know you must look like a tomato right now. 

“Want me? Me? I’m sorry I don’t understand.” You speak softly, your voice trembling. He smiles, his face warm and comforting. 

“Oh my sweet starlight, forgive me for being vulgar, but…I want to worship your body.” Astrellio lays you down on your bed, trapping you beneath him. If he was any other man, you would push him off and scream bloody murder, but as he slowly slides your shirt off of your frame, you instead lean into his touch. His fingers are a welcome pleasure as he tugs your underwear off. 

“Will you give yourself to me, love?” He asks, rubbing your hips with his thumb. You nod, biting your lip. His hands caress your inner thigh, his hands soft and smooth, as if he is afraid of hurting you. He hooks his hands under your legs and drags you down the bed until he can rest his face on your inner thigh. He starts to kiss and run his tongue over the skin there, his grip turning bruising as he sees the glisten of your sex. 

“Such a pretty pussy, isn’t she?” His vulgar words set you a blaze. He flattens his tongue to take a long lick up your slit. You instinctively grab his hair, gasping as he continues to lick your sex with such intense tenderness. 

“You are delicious, my love.” He moans as he pulls away to suck a hickey into your inner thigh. You tug a little on his hair, he takes the hint and begins to suck and lick your clit. He licks and sucks like your cunt is the best thing he’s ever tasted. He digs his nails into your legs as he holds you into place as you buck your hips into his mouth. The noises he is making make you feel like he's never wanted anything more than your pussy in his mouth.

Your stomach tenses, and your grip tightens as you ride his face until you're dripping down his chin, and a silent scream escapes your mouth.  Your eyes close and you release his hair as he pulls away, the two of you panting. When you open your eyes, hoping to see the attractive god between your legs, he’s gone. He's left you confused and convinced it was all a dream, but the hickeys that cover your inner thighs are proof enough. The moon seems brighter now, like it's gleaming, and you’re finally able to fall asleep.

#fictif #Astrellio x F!reader #smut #eat my pussy #pussy lover #wet ass pussy #fanfic #astrellio

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What if I wrote some smut for a character no one gives a shit about? Would anyone care? Would anyone get a little horny for a dating sim character? Anyone?

#for the love of gods #fictif #is anyone out there

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Eddie Munson would absolutely beg you to fuck him before every single one of his shows. 

His bandmates have absolutely noticed, but I know he thinks they don’t. He thinks he’s being so sneaky when he drags you into the bathroom in the hideout, tugging you behind him by your belt. He doesn’t even notice you wave at Gareth as the drummer fake gags at you. He thinks he’s being such a little ninja when he appears on stage, his hair ruffled, his neck and collarbone **covered** in hickeys and bites.

#eddie munson #eddie munson x male reader #stranger things

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Billy Hargrove can sit on my cock!!

HE CAN!! AND HE WILL!!! AND HE’LL MOAN AND WHIMPER WHILE HE DOES IT!!!

#billy hargove smut #bottom billy hargrove #billy hargove x reader

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Finally fixed my computer you guys!!! Now i can write more porn for strangers on the internet. 

#guess whos back #porn #sextime #ImgonnafuckEddieMunson

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There is no Tangerine X M!reader on this godforsaken app so once again I will feed you. 

NSFW Headcanons

I have a strange feeling he’d like his hair pulled

It’d definitely be hard to get him to shut up, unless of course you put something in his mouth ~

He’s very big on swearing, even if you’ve only just got your mouth on him, he’s very vocal 

Poor things always on missions with his brother so he hardly ever gets the attention he deserves, definitely needy

He spoils you rotten with any material thing you want, so why not spoil him back with his own desires

Manhandle him, he deserves it

The biggest brat I have seen 

He likes pushing you so his punishment will be much harsher

Totally calls you sir, in and out of the bedroom

He HAS to be touching you at all times

Loves to touch the bulge in his stomach when your cock is inside him, it makes him feel so small  

#tangerine #Tangerine X M!reader #bullet train #netflix #aaron taylor johnson #dom male reader

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I have seen like no Tangerine X M!Reader on this fucking t-pose app, so I’ve got one in the works. 

#bullet train #Tangerine X M!reader

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If you see me pop my eye out of its socket mind your business. 

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I AM BACK. 

I got very very very sick and totally forgot that I wrote this until my boyfriend told me people were commenting on my last Ralph X Male reader post. 

So here's a treat. 

-Ralph would sit on his knees all day long if it meant you would even think about palming him through his pants. 

-He steals pieces of your clothing and jacks off to them, holding the fabric up to his nose to breathe in your scent. 

-He needs you to be touching him always. Anywhere you are, he's right there along with you. Whispering how he longs for everyone in this room to see how much he loves you. 

-He tells you all the fantasies he’s had about you while you’ve been away. He’s not surprised when you drag him into the hall only to slam him against the nearest wall. 

-It takes some convincing, but Ralph finally gets you to take him somewhere his sister wouldn’t stumble upon you. 

-You decide to punish Ralph for his dirty behavior, and make him ride your thigh. He squeals with pleasure, whimpering and whining until he’s undone by the delicious friction. 

-He’s enraptured by your fingers, how they thrust in and out of his hole with such urgency. He needs you inside him, now. 

-You hold his hips tightly when you rub against his prostate with the head of your cock. He wails and writhes, babbling, dumb on your cock. 

-He hooks his ankles together, begging for you to stay inside of him even after you come. 

#ralph x male reader #ralph timewasters #I need to stop getting boners.

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THERE IS NO RALPH X MALE READER SHIT ON HERE SO I MADE SOME. 

NSFW

I’m dyslexic so if there's spelling mistakes, no there's not. 

When you first meet it’s at this big party his sisters thrown. He looks tired, which is a surprise considering he always seems to enjoy these things. 

When he sees you his heart stops. His mind sort of short circuits. You just look so effortlessly delicious to him. He has to take several moments to calm down. 

When you do finally talk, he’s stumbling over his words and occasionally his feet. 

He gets very excited to see how you loom over him.  You make him feel tiny which is something he is very okay with. 

He really just wanted to get to know you, but when you drag him into some back room and kiss him senseless, he’s okay with that too. 

He gets all whimpery and whiney. It doesn’t take a lot of effort to get Ralph to spread his legs for you, but once you get him on his back, he goes feral. 

He becomes weightless, and claws at your back when you sink into him. He worships you, praising every move you make. 

When you praise him for being good for you, he loses it. He just wants to be loved so badly. 

He has the prettiest moans and mewls like a kitten when you touch him just right. 

When you hit his prostate, he screams. He doesn’t care if somebody hears him. He loves it, he loves you, and he’ll tell you as such. 

He babbles on about how much he loves your cock, how he loves how full he feels. 

He likes the feeling of your cum dripping out of him. 

He loves choking on your cock. He needs to be loved so very badly, he’ll let you use him if it means you’ll stay. 

You’ll have to reassure him a-lot. But when he finally understands your here because you like him too, he’ll melt. 

COMPLIMENTS! Ugh don't get me started on the compliments! Everything you do will receive praise. He needs you to know how important you are to him. Even if you’ve just met. He will go on and on about how handsome you are and call you all sorts of sweet names. 

He likes riling you up by calling you daddy. He knows you’ll pound into him if he does. 

I guess this is what I do now. 

#ralph x male reader #timewasters #ralph timewasters #joseph quinn

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LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK!!!! I’VE BEEN HAPPY STIMMING ABOUT THIS LIDDLE MAN FOR LIKE TWENTY MINUTES!!!! LOOK LOOK LOOK LOOK!!! 

new type of guy just dropped

#lil guy

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Open the door, get on the floor, spread your legs and become a whore. 

#everybody do the dinosaur

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Had a dream last night that I was Moon Knight and Eddie Munson was my Layla. Instead of the bird wings he had bat wings. We fucked on the top of the empire state building. I woke up with a boner and immediately faceplanted onto my floor. 

#eddie munson #moon knight #marvel #stranger things #layla moon knight #jospeh quinn #oscar issac hernandez estrada

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I feel like Billy Hargrove would SOB when you hit his prostate. 

#billy hargove smut #bottom billy hargrove