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Audio from FHJY Episode 15: Untamed Rage and NADDPod's Baggin' it with Balnor: Loud Libraries, Questionable Drug PSAs, and Staying Fit w/ Pendergreens. The difference in audio is shown with a cut.
Murph: Oh, that's cocked. It almost was a nat 20, but you gotta honor the [strained] cock.
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Pendergreens (Murph): Yeah, you know, uh, sort of, when I smile, I do sort of an "o" face, cause, like, when are you more happy than when you're, uh, [starts to laugh] slangin' some rope.
[Emily laughs]
Jake: Oh my -
Albin (Murph): Uh, Calliope, do you have a name?
Emily: Uh, I think Calliope looks through her criminal [laughs] stack of fake passports with fake names and fake identities, but she's like, you know what? This is a chance to try on a hat that I once really wanted to wear. And I think she thinks back to TGI Skydays when she saw Freddy proposing to Addie. [The others laugh.] And she thought of like, how nice it must be to not have to find your own purpose because you can just make someone else your purpose.
Albin: Oh, no.
Caldwell: Aw?
Emily: And she thinks back to Glenn.
Albin: (desperately) No.
Emily: And she said--
Callie (Emily): I would like to be… Glennifer--
Albin: [laughs] Oh no. No.
Callie: --Skydays.
[Caldwell laughs.]
Calder (Jake): I… I hate it and like it at the same time.
Albin: Okay so… I see…
Sol (Caldwell): I mean it's got a real ring to it.
Albin: Right… okay…
Callie: Glennifer.
Albin: Glennifer.
Sol: Glennifer Skydays.
Callie: Skydays.
Albin: Skydays. And you spell that… just…
Calder: But it's like in a strong, healthy, I don't need this anymore--
Albin: Like, okay, so it's a combination--
Callie: No no no. Absolutely not.
Calder: Oh, okay.
[Caldwell laughs.]
Albin: So it's a combination--
Callie: It's like when you took-- it's like when you took the potion of fire breathing to see like, if you'd like it.
Calder: Oh. Yeah. Right.
Albin: Isn't Jennifer your therapist's name?
Callie: [laughs] yes.
Albin: So you've--
Callie: I've combined it.
Albin: The source-- the source of your pain?
Callie: Look, I have an erotic impulse towards both of them! [Emily laughs.]
Albin: We're not gonna dig any deeper into that.
Sol: Right. No.
Calder: I did drink the fire breathing potion. I'm gonna stay out of your way.
Albin: Tha-- very good, Glennifer. Sol?
Caldwell: Um, Sol also thinks back to the TGI Skydays.
[Emily laughs.]
Albin: Why? Is there? We don't-- We don't have to.
Caldwell: Uh, Sol's in full panic mode [Murph: Okay.] And like, he hears the word Skydays, thinks back, and very confidently with a shaky grin goes
Sol: Potato… Skindersin?
Albin: Yes! [Emily laughs.] Very good.
Sol: Final answer.
Calder: That is on the menu.
Albin: Okay. Your name is… Potato.
Sol: Tater to my friends!
Albin: Tater to your friends.
Calder: Alright, Tate!
Callie: I'm only Glennifer.
Albin: Only Glennifer. Full name.
Callie: You can't-- if you collapse it, then you miss out half of myself.
Albin: Calder, please!
Sol: Bring us home.
Jake: Calder thinks deeply about TGI Skydays. [Caldwell and Emily laugh.]
Albin: Please. Calder. I beg of you. You're all gonna die. You're all going to die.
Calder: I remember… when I spoke with the waiter about not being served.
Albin: Okay?
Calder: I clocked that his name was Doug.
Albin: D-- okay. Well, that's a name! Yes, that's a normal name. Okay.
Calder: It is a name. Alright. Doug.
Albin: Doug?
Calder: Doug DaVirgin.
Albin: Doug-- [Caldwell and Emily laugh.] Okay. Like he's a virgin.
Calder: That's right.
Albin: Great. Okay.
Sol: That's-- that's a little character work in there too. I like that!
Calder: I just-- I project that onto Doug.
Callie: I'm the heiress to the Skydays fortune--
Albin: Jesus.
Callie: --and I'm married to Glen.
Albin: So you took his name by adding it to your first name?
Callie: As is the custom.
Albin: Okay.
Sol: And it's not really important to the mission but Tater does fuck a lot.
Albin: (so, so tired) Okay.
Sol: And it's fun because like, Doug's a virgin but Tater fucks a lot but we're still really good friends.
Calder: We are! Yeah.
Albin: Really good stuff everyone.
Calder: Doug's a wingman.
Sol: Yeah!