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gre4zerz · 5 hours
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On this episode of what the fuck happened in my dream:
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I watched Wonka 🍫 and this happened 😭
Pony 🐴 bullies 🤜 the oompa loompas by kicking them🦶, calling them short🤏, and calling them carrot heads🥕 (canon, I was the floor)
(ignore my shit editing skills)
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gre4zerz · 7 days
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My Pinterest isn't being nice to me anymore.
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gre4zerz · 14 days
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Dallas just looks so pissed. His damn cancer stick broke, man.
That cigarette disrespected him in the rudest way possible.
"Ahem- bitch."
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gre4zerz · 21 days
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Dallas: Ponyboy, you dumbass.
Johnny: :]
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Waitress: Didn't your parents ever teach you manners!?
Dallas: :X
Johnny: :X
Ponyboy: :X
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gre4zerz · 23 days
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Not related to The Outsiders but-
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I wish they were endgame. My poor Roman Empire...
😭
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gre4zerz · 26 days
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There's no difference
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gre4zerz · 27 days
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A Normal Day at the Shepherd House:
Angela: Tim!!! Curly's in the reformatory again!!
Tim: What the kid do this time?
Angela: He tripped over a pebble— threw it at a Socs head.
Tim: Are you serious...?
Angela: It was dead on too, he should sign up for baseball or somethin'
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gre4zerz · 2 months
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Platonic Stevepop ❤️
The Valentine's Day after Sandy dumped Soda, Steve went all out in getting Soda stuff...
- A mixed bouquet of Soda's favorite flowers (courtesy of Evie's spying skills)
- A grocery bag full of candy, Steve might've eaten a few pieces
- An entire day just going wherever Soda wanted to go (they rode the carousel at the park more than once)
- Steve gave Soda a card that said 'worlds best friend' written in it
- And they went to the local Dairy Queen to get ice cream
- Steve got a decent sized teddy bear for Soda on the way home
The rest of the gang just thought all of the stuff was from Soda's many admirers, so no one questioned it.
(I have an obsession with Stevepop, platonic or not I frickin love them) (Evie spent the day with her mom- plus they had been planning this for months, she was 100% on board with the whole idea)
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gre4zerz · 2 months
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Topic of discussion:
Would you rather bring back Johnny or Dallas?
Trigger Warning: Contains mentioning of suicide
For me, this answer is completely based on the situation. By "bringing back" someone, would it heal their physical connection?
If so, I would choose to bring back Johnny. As Johnny had a lot of life ahead of him, time to do some good in the world (or at least try). Dallas was still suicidal even while Johnny was still around.
There wasn't a switch in there that made him think... "oh I'm this now..." There was a gradual build up. But losing Johnny pushed Dallas over the edge. Johnny was someone who he believed he had to protect and he had failed at doing so.
Dallas was a failure. And I think Dallas would much rather Johnny go on living without him, than him having to live without Johnny.
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But, if "bringing back" just means reviving them with no physical healing, I would choose Dallas.
Johnny wouldn't be able to walk again if he survived, that much was obvious. He'd never get to play football with the guys, or take part in rumbles, or live by himself. Johnny wouldn't be able to be a kid anymore. He'd be confined to the one place he despised the most.
In Johnny's letter, he tells Pony to tell Dally there's still good in the world. Now nothing could replace Johnny in Dallas' mind. But maybe knowing that Johnny believed he could be something more than a hood would give Dallas a push on a better track.
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gre4zerz · 2 months
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The Outsiders X Hazbin Hotel/Helluva Boss
(I'm bored)
Dallas = Adam
- Rebellious natural
- Charismatic Charm
- Struggles toward authority
- An asshole to pretty much everybody
(I can go on but I don't feel like writing all of the similarities)
Darry = Carmilla
- Dedicated to their family
- Would do anything to keep loved ones from harm
- Stressed out caretaker
Johnny = Sir Pentious
- An overall sweet person
- Not afraid to kill someone/sacrifice himself to protect him or people he cares about
Sodapop = Moxxie
- Imperfect but he's trying
- Emotional
- Can hurt you if you just so happen to piss him off
Ponyboy = Vaggie
- Misunderstood
- Different from the others
- Someone who has tried to see change
Two-bit = Millie
- Can and will do you harm if you hurt his friends.
- Has a soft/vulnerable side and isn't afraid to show it
Steve = Blitzø
- Will try to upstage you and make you feel like shit
-Has a soft side to a select few people *cough cough* Stolas/Soda
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gre4zerz · 2 months
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The Outsiders but different...
Soda and Steve replace Johnny and Dallas
Soda = Johnny
Steve = Dallas
(⁠•⁠‿⁠•⁠)👍
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gre4zerz · 2 months
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Presenting, Dallypop vs. Stevepop:
(aka friends-to-lovers vs. best friends-to-lovers)
Soda: I'm sleeping in today, frick society.
Dallas: Soda, get your ass up you lazy bum.
vs.
Soda: I'm sleeping in today, frick society.
Steve: Get up, you have to go to work.
Soda: Nuh-uh.
Steve: *grabs the nearest pan* *starts hitting said pan with spoon*
Steve: *randomly breaks into song* GET OUT OF BED YOU HAVE TO WORK TODAY, SODA!!!
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gre4zerz · 2 months
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When Pony was Salutatorian instead of Valedictorian:
Ponyboy: *couldn't care less, he's just happy it's over*
Soda: *quietly cheering him on for getting good grades*
Darry: ...Pony-
Soda: *Gives Darry the death stare he inherited from his mother*
Darry: ...
Mr. Curtis (watching as a ghost): *quietly clapping*
Mrs. Curtis (watching as a ghost): That's my boy!!!
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gre4zerz · 2 months
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The greasers as stuff me and my friends have said:
Ponyboy: If the world is flat then I'm mentally stable
Soda: I have 39 boxes of mac and cheese... maraca
Darry: All of you can rot, I don't give a shit anymore.
Johnny: yeah, my uncle's a felon and my mom's wanted for murder... We have fun though
Dallas: That's right peasants, fear the duck!!! *proceeds to throw rubber ducks at everyone*
Steve: ...what if we're all delulu and we're flying on a pterodactyl right now...
Two-bit: pinata rat circle... pinata rat circle... pinata rat circle...
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gre4zerz · 2 months
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Something that definitely happened:
Steve: Hey, guys!! Wanna see my new-
Dallas: *the most unhinged scream in the history of fear*
Steve: ... Spider...
Dallas: ...
Soda: *acts like this is the most normal thing in the world*
Steve: His name's Popcorn!!
🕷️justice for Popcorn the spider🍿
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