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noticing that the older i get the funnier "i'm only (age)" gets as an excuse

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JON WHITCOMB Unknown

#wowee wow

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I think it’s funny that boomers see “50% of marriages end up on divorce” as a decline of society and love itself. I’m sorry I don’t see the traditional custom of women being forced to stay in a miserable marriage with the dude they married at 15 a huge loss. now smash that like button if you love #divorce and want to make that 50% a 100%

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a review for the dictionary of colour combinations, found by my friend

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His names Bill but I can call him Tom

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the type of love between two people who are the same height....

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my pussy so small like a gnome (yeah)

i style my bush with a comb (yeah)

in bed reading spells from my tome (yeah)

i call your mom up on her phone (yeah)

im no quasimodo but ive got a hunch,

shes eating my pussy like breakfast and lunch

im arbys roast beef, my shit is delicious

a mountain of meat for little gnome bitches

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ruled by venus ❤️

available as a sticker here!

#original #red #this piece took me 4 hours to do. because i wanted to actually shade it but ended up just painting over it for 2 hours before i looked #back at the flats and realized they looked better. so if you ever wonder why my cartoon art always has minimal or no shading it is because #i genuinely dont know how to shade anymore and fail every time. sigh #anyways #valentine #love #lovecore #heartcore #red aesthetic #when i look at this image now i see spots

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self portrait

#original

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Scary BDG for the official start of autumn 'w'

#bdg #bdg fanart #brian david gilbert #artwork #it is not really autumn for me bc i live in florida but w/e

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crescent

#love it! beautiful shading and textures #not mine

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#animation #gif #eyes #painting #original #digital painting #i finished it :D

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if you read hells angels you know whats up

#monster high #monster high reboot #frankie stein #frankie mh

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Sometimes the warmup is the cooldown

#original #ocs #lyle #domino #bradley #undead

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Green people core

#original #painting #green

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the pet

#original #teeth tw #painting #rough