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Yes. I am vividly imagining.

I need them to meet NOW.

#john hancock #cooper howard #certified ghoul simp

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#queer history #queer community #queer

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there’s so much good music fanart and fics out there it almost makes life worth living

there’s so much good music out there it almost makes life worth living

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Well, where's the logical error in this? That's right, nowhere. You fucking tell 'em like it is @marxism-transgenderism! 💪

It is literally crazy how often people will, without a hint of irony, say shit like "if you are into cnc/intox/somno/incest/etc I'll fucking kill you/kill yourself/you should fucking die" all in a million variations and it's like damn, looks like someone is really thinking about inflicting violence, you could even say perhaps fantasizing about it, quite a lot. But don't worry you're wayyy better than those filthy degenerates because unlike them, you don't ask for consent before telling them to kill themselves, negotiate boundaries prior, keep channels of communication open, and care for them afterwards and strengthen the relationship. No you're sooo much more moral than them cause you actually just want them to die. No further reflection needed 👍

#antis #proshipping

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I adore how fanfiction and fanart has the ability to make me go semi-feral in appreciation.

Y'all artists out here are so unbelievably talented and creative, you're gemstones every single one of you.

#fanfiction appreciation

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#righteous fury

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I'm gonna paraphrase my own comment I left on this fic; I was expecting gratuitous violence and smut (and was fully there for it, don't get me wrong) but instead got a painfully beautiful story that asks, and answers, questions about love, loyalty, morality and what constitutes humanity.

This is one of the most profound, well written and haunting stories (not just fanfiction, but stories full stop) I've ever had the pleasure of experiencing.

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BTW, here's the Patreon for Jal00t, who wrote this amazing fic. (Be aware of highly NSFW art, in case that's not your thing. But it's as awesome as their writing, just sayin'.)

#Blueberry Bones #fanfiction appreciation #explicit fanfiction #post apocalypse #fanfiction #steddie

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Well fuck me sideways this was good.

[insert string of incoherent expletives here]

*scoots over*

Let's just add this lil' nugget to the post also:

#BloodMagic #jamie campbell bower #metal #good music #i need a smoke #Youtube

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How are y'all so bloody cute?! I just wanna pinch your cheeks goddammit!

#cute aggression

[hancocksbitch]

Just stop bitching and go read this. Like now-now. Trust me. Have I ever lied to you? No, exactly.

@onirislanding is a global treasure and a wordsmith of distinction. Thank you for sharing your works with us mere mortals. 🙏♥️

Fic: You Taste Just Like New York

Rated E | 17,735 words | One Night Stand AU

Full Tags and read on A03

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“I really want to kiss you,” Steve blurts out.

Eddie's smile is halfway to overtaking his face when he stops it, shuts it down. He peers past Steve in the direction they came from, then whips around and checks out the Brooklyn bound side of the wooden pathway. His eyes shift to the traffic below. There is some chance, even with no one up here, that they could be seen.

Eddie rights the bike and leans in close, almost close enough for their lips to meet.

“That’s the idea, Steve,” he says. “Come on.”

It's 1987 and Steve has one night on the town in New York before he ships Under to the Upside Down. Of all the bars on all the streets in all the world, he walks in to Eddie's.

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It's finished! I hope folks enjoy it, thanks to everyone who read, commented on and shared the early posts.

#fanfiction appreciation #stranger things #steddie

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OMFG!!!

Just learned who the client is for the 6 month assignment I'm starting on Monday (I'm a IT consultant, php programmer to be specific) and I'm blowing a fucking gasket!!! Ironclad NDA:s but at least I know I'm so fucking cool I can't even stand it! 🤣

#career #Happy programmer

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I love you, Wayne Munson.

Of course it’s got the little marshmallows in it Eddie. Uncle Wayne knows how to make hot cocoa ☕️

#wayne munson is a good dad

[hancocksbitch]

Brain offline. Please try again in 5 to 8 business days.

#jamie campbell bower #blood magic

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"You're gonna regret that tattoo in 40 years."

🤣

Oh fella, if what I regret at 81 is a silly tattoo I'll pat myself on the back and congratulate myself on a life well lived.

#it's not that deep #fanart tattoos

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Tru dat.

The truest tumblr impulse: making your mutuals' activity pages fucking unusable

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List 5 things that make you happy, then put this in the askbox for the last 10 people who liked or reblogged something from you! get to know your mutuals and followers (ू•‧̫•ू⑅)♡ (no pressure at all— just a fun lil joyful game if you’re so inclined 🥲🖤)

Oooh, I love this! Digging out my thinking cap. Let's see... 5 things that makes me happy.

- scratching cat bellies 😻

- going to flea markets/charity shops

- getting tattooed

- when I write clever code at work (I'm a programmer) (ie. when I think of a good solution for whatever I'm trying to achieve)

- reading really sappy, romantic, smutty fanfiction (yes, that truly makes me happy)

🥰

#happiness #it's in the small things