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hauntingincorrect 3 years
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Owen: I鈥檓 a simple man. I enter the kitchen. I eat four servings of bread products. I leave.
Jamie: It鈥檚 only one serving if you鈥檙e serving it all to yourself at once
Owen: I like the way you think
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hauntingincorrect 3 years
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Dani: I know you snuck out last night, Miles.
Flora: Play dumb!
Miles: Who鈥檚 Miles?
Flora: Not that dumb!
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hauntingincorrect 3 years
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are u like still making content, because i think all the time about that one tumblr post about the wife and the cat and how that is an accurate representation of after owen's mother's funeral when flora asks if he's leaving.
hannah, not looking up from her dinner: naughty boy. brat chef
flora, distraught: nooooooo!!!
hi! after a long hiatus i have returned to make some content. tysm for this submission- if you could send that post to me, it will be posted shortly! if anyone else has anything they鈥檇 like to submit, feel free to do so below! i hope to use this account when midnight mass releases as well, so look out for that too. hope you鈥檙e all well!
- m
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hauntingincorrect 3 years
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thank u all SO MUCH for 2k followers! we are so sorry for being inactive, but we鈥檙e gonna try to be much more active in the coming months! as always, feel free to submit anything or send us requests/suggestions!
- s and m <33
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hauntingincorrect 3 years
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Jamie: I鈥檓 a useless lesbian.
Owen: I鈥檓 useless in general.
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hauntingincorrect 3 years
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Miles: What if the only reason we can't walk through mirrors is that our reflection blocks us?
Flora: What if they're protecting us though? What if they know that the other side is horrifying and painful and they are trying to keep us from crossing over?
Miles: I must be on the wrong side of the mirror then.
Flora: Maybe you're the reflection-
Jamie [trying to sleep]: I swear to fucking god if you both don't shut the fuck up.
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hauntingincorrect 3 years
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Dani: Where's Flora?
Jamie: Don't worry about Flora.
Dani: Oh I'm sorry, have you met me?
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Dani: Guess what鈥檚 in the box!
Owen: Donuts?
Dani: No.
Owen: Muffins?
Dani: No.
Owen: Corn dogs?
Dani: No.
Owen: Chocolate?
Dani: No. It鈥檚 not food.
Owen: Then who cares?
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hauntingincorrect 3 years
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Rebecca: I have made the decision to trust you.
Peter: A horrible decision really.
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hauntingincorrect 3 years
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Flora: Let鈥檚 do something REALLY scary!
Dani: We could go to bed early and be alone with our thoughts.
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hauntingincorrect 3 years
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Peter: This steak is a little tough.
Jamie: So is life, and then you die.
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hauntingincorrect 3 years
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Hannah: We need to talk about your professionalism.
Owen, standing on a chair: Those are some mighty brave words for someone standing in lava.
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hauntingincorrect 3 years
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Happy Thanksgiving!!
to everyone at home and around the world, even if you don鈥檛 celebrate this day we wanted to let you know how thankful we are for all the love you have shown us!! this blog was a funny little thing we started and it鈥檚 grown to be so much more with all of the love and support, so thank you!聽
stay safe, be responsible, and have fun!!
- s and m
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hauntingincorrect 3 years
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i love everything you guys make, do whatever is the most fun/easiest for you! i can鈥檛 believe that we鈥檙e mutuals because i鈥檝e never posted and y鈥檃ll are so cool
this is so lovely thank you so so so much for your kind words!!! you seem so cool and sweet!!!!
- m
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hauntingincorrect 3 years
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Dani: I bet I could fit the whole world in my hands!
Jamie: That's physically impossible.
Dani: *cups Jamie鈥檚 face* Are you sure?
Jamie: *blushing* Stop it, I have a reputation.
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hauntingincorrect 3 years
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Steve: Luke鈥檚 late...what happened?
Shirley: I called him at 8 in the morning and pretended it was 11.
Nellie: I printed up that fake schedule for him saying we were starting at 9 instead of noon.
Theo: I set all his watches and clocks to say PM instead of AM.
Steve: Oh boy. We may have overdone it.
Luke, bursting through a screen door: WHAT THE HELL TIME IS IT
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hauntingincorrect 3 years
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Jamie: I love people who are incredibly book smart but otherwise stupid as shit. Dani got a 4.0 in college but had to ask me if there were calories in soap.
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