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if your eyes start hurting what you’ve got to do is lay down and close them for a while…. now that’s a sexy little manoeuvre that we in the medical field like to call “sleep”

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the 99th precinct goes out to a restaurant: brooklyn dine-dine

the 99th precinct is filled with very hot people: brooklyn fine-fine

the 99th precinct stands single file: brooklyn line-line

the 99th precinct imitates the seagulls from finding nemo: brooklyn mine-mine

the 99th precinct is in a coniferous forest: brooklyn pine-pine

the 99th precinct learns asl: brooklyn sign-sign

the 99th precinct makes short comedic videos on social media: brooklyn vine-vine

the 99th precinct gets drunk on fermented grape juice: brooklyn wine-wine

the 99th precinct complains: brooklyn whine-whine

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So basically I was wearing a low pony tail and hair on the left side of my head got tangled with hair on the right side of my head and it was a nightmare/struggle to detangle it! It was a nuggle!!

#struggles #struggle is real #first world problems #tumblr meme #tumblrmemes #funny #funny story #storytime #lol #why me #nightmare #nuggle

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I am the physical embodiment of self care. I had a bath. While wearing a face mask. While watching b99. While wearing a scrunchie. New me, who dis?

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Always pick right places

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I would DIE to have this look

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Relatable.

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just learned that my “pupil” is a muscle and that means that fact about your eyes dialiting when you see someone you like actually means that you’re subconsciously and uncontrollablely flexing at your crushes whenever you’re seeing them

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omg so yesterday i put a salt line on the pathway to our front door because i was fucking around and my brother was pretending to be a demon

and today we ordered pizza and the salt line was still there

and my brother went outside to sign for the pizza

and the pizzaman refused to step over the salt line, like he almost did and then he backed up and handed my bro the pizza and left; which is pretty ridiculous because it’s far from our door

so a heads up to everyone i’m pretty sure domino’s is actually run by demons??? kind of like how in men in black the post office is run by aliens

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I am the physical embodiment of self care. I had a bath. While wearing a face mask. While watching b99. While wearing a scrunchie. New me, who dis?

#selfcare #self care #love me #self love #selflove #baths #facemask #face mask #b99 #brooklyn99 #scrunchies #tumblrmemes #tumblr memes #trash #new me #who dis

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AHHHHHH

queen of air and darkness snippet

“I’m dead, aren’t I?” Livvy’s voice was steady. 

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je yeet

tu yeetes

il/elle/on yeet

nous yeetons

vous yeetez

ils/elles yeetent

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So, what’s the name of the monster??

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after all this time. jelly legs jinx was a real thing

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What I think about every time I see or think about snakes

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Can we just appreciate Joey’s background acting with Cluebert here??