pookie larissa as lady dimitrescu :)
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Sometimes life is really just about slow dancing in the kitchen with someone twice your age while Lana Del Rey plays in the background.
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kiss her pussy under the mistletoe
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Im sorry-WHAT THE FUCK
*she’s aging so beautifully
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Donna: I sleep with a doll that has swords in it under my pillow
Karl: Weak. I sleep with a hammer under mine.
Y/N: You are both pathetic
Karl: What killer weapon do you sleep with then?
Y/N: Alcina obviously.
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Really homophobic that it’s lesbian visibility day and im not getting fucked by a 9 foot 6 vampire mommy and a 6 foot 3 shapeshifting principal
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i'm bisexual and tired. rb if you're bisexual and tired.
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