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highly-intellig7 · 2 months
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highly-intellig7 · 2 months
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this article is behind a paywall but i'm obsessed with the headline + photo combo
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highly-intellig7 · 2 months
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Even drug dealers are boycotting❤️❤️❤️
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highly-intellig7 · 3 months
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Rabid Joe Biden about to bomb the Vatican
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highly-intellig7 · 6 months
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we all talk about how shitty Chicago drivers are (I am one so I know I suck) but nobody ever talks about how Wisconsin drivers just love to camp out in the blind spot behind my fucking SUV
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highly-intellig7 · 6 months
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How come nobody's thought to just put all the roads in tunnels like the fucking subway, we could have so much green grass on top of them but no I have to look at these fucking concrete ugly ass roads.
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highly-intellig7 · 6 months
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Mama didn't raise no bitch, but she sure did raise a confused and afraid homosexual.
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highly-intellig7 · 6 months
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this town may look like a capitalist hell, but sometimes you just have to find the beauty in the beautiful yellow boot on my fucking car.
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highly-intellig7 · 6 months
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you know, if more of my posts were more intelligent than they were high, maybe I'd be president by now.
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highly-intellig7 · 6 months
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Mama didn't raise no bitch, but she did raise a pathological liar and demand avoidance queer.
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highly-intellig7 · 6 months
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is it just me or did they change the code Red mountain dew flavor since the last time I tasted it in 2015?
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highly-intellig7 · 6 months
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if you learn how to drive in a major city, like hollywood, chicago, or new york, props to you because what the fuck these bitches don't know how to drive.
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highly-intellig7 · 7 months
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The Illinois tollway is one of the only places you can get simultaneously flipped off by a Gen Z twink on a hot pink motorcycle and a proud boy with his lifted F-150 because you're going only five over the speed limit
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highly-intellig7 · 7 months
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When is @spotify going to give us folders so I can actually organize my music 😭💀
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highly-intellig7 · 7 months
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Sometimes I look back on the phone with you and I don't know what to do about it, I don't know how to get it to me-- in my life? But, I don't know what to do with you, I don't remember what I'm doing "good for you" and your big sister and, I'm not? But now you don't? Andrew is!
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highly-intellig7 · 7 months
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not every thought we think is a smart one but who's to tell if ot isn't recorded? we'll never know only time will tell us
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