hoeforhao

[hoeforhao]

Just spent a hefty amount on self care because I was down. Is it even justified?

New hair btw

#hoeforhao rants #hoeforhao #self care #hoeforhao is back✌🏼

[hoeforhao]

drunk on love - x.mh

♡ pairing: minghao x fem!reader ♡ w.c.: 1.5k ♡ genre: fluff + smut ♡ warnings: alcohol consumption, reader and hao get a little tipsy, car sex, blowjob ♡ summary: You + minghao + wine tasting = chaos and perhaps a surprise proposal, that has you craving him more than ever. ♡ a/n: hoho surprise i've come out of my writing trenches to produce this! happy (very) belated valentines @hoeforhao, it was so fun being your secret valentine! i had so many issues with reception and not being able to post this so i really hope you like it! this fic is part of @svthub valentine collaboration!

“So, where is this winery?”

“It’s somewhere about 50 minutes away from here…I haven't been to this one before,  so I’m excited to see what they have in store, especially since they’ve got a cute little setup for Valentine's Day right now,” Minghao said. His eyes sparkled as he entered the address in the GPS and buckled his seatbelt. You smile at his excitement, buckling your seatbelt and preparing for the drive.

You make small talk with your boyfriend as he drives the long roads, watching as the city lights fade into the distance and are instead replaced with farm animals, houses on big blocks of land and the occasional roadside stall selling flowers, fruits and vegetables.

As you approach the winery, you sit up in your seat excitedly and let your gaze wander over the large fields of grape vines, the large ranch-style home that definitely could've passed as a mansion, and the small crowds of people gathered around wine barrels, sipping on various wines.

Minghao shares your excitement and jumps out of the car quickly after parking in a secluded area of the car park, hidden by trees, and running around to open your door like the gentleman he is. His face gleams with excitement, and he grips your hand tightly as he walks you both up to the iron-clad bars of the winery. 

It didn’t take long for you and Minghao to be seated, and you quickly began testing the various wines they offered you both, as well as snacking on a small charcuterie board with cheeses and processed meats. The sweet and tangy notes danced on your tongue, and within only an hour or two, your head was beginning to feel light and your body feeling like jelly.

With the timing seeming perfect, he decides now to pull out the small, black velvet box from his jeans pocket and get off his chair onto one knee beside you. It takes you a moment to notice his appearance at your side, and that’s when the tears start flowing. He hadn't even opened his mouth to say anything yet, but you were already bending down to kiss him.

“I know you already know what I’m going to say, but I want to spend the rest of my life with you. Also, I know it’s cheesy to propose on Valentine's Day, but will you marry me?”

You nod and wipe your tears away, not trusting your voice to break or sound like a pre-pubescent teenager. A huge grin erupts on his face, and he quickly stands up to place the ring on your finger before kissing you on the forehead. With the proposal now completed, a waiter brings out another bottle of wine, which seems much more expensive than any of the other wines brought out for you to taste.

But what the hell, you just got engaged. Who cares how expensive it is

Minghao notices how the alcohol is beginning to affect you and opts to take you home to avoid any embarrassing stories that may be told later. He is feeling a slight buzz himself but definitely is better off than you currently are, so he chucks a couple of crisp bills on the table to cover the bill and slings an arm around your waist to get you outside.

“Y-you’re so pretty, Hao,”  you stutter, your fingers tracing his features despite him attempting to walk you back to the car. He can't help but lean into your touch, your warm fingertips sending goosebumps erupting all over his skin, almost making him lose focus.

He manages to get you into the car and get your seatbelt on; all the while, you’re drunkenly slurring about how handsome he is. It makes his heart swell at the words and sight of you, eyes sparkling and cheeks flush from the alcohol, but he knows that he probably is in a similar state. He knows he’s in no condition to drive just yet, so instead, he hops into the driver's seat and blasts the air conditioner to sober himself up a little, hopefully.

What Minghao isn't expecting, however, is a hand to begin sliding up his thigh, squeezing gently in the process. He turns to look at you, confusion slipping onto his features. Your eyes are glazed over, and there’s a slight smirk presenting on your features, which in turn makes his breath catch in his throat, his heart begins to race and his cock twitches.

“Sweetheart, you’re not in your right mind now; what are you doing?” His voice quivers as you slide your hand up further on his thigh, your fingertips ghosting over his quickly hardening erection. Your smirk only grows as you feel his erection twitch and continue to harden with your subtle touches and hear his breathing get increasingly heavy.

“You know what I’m doing, just having some fun! Don’t you want this too?” There’s a slight slur in your voice from the alcohol you’ve consumed, but even with the alcohol in your body making you feel warm, you can feel your panties beginning to stick to you, and the lust overwhelms your body.

“Of course I do-”

“Then let me suck you off, Hao, please?” He groans and lets himself give in to your sultry request, his hands blindly fumbling with the zip on his jeans and hastily pulling them off his hips and halfway down his thighs, his boxers following quickly after, and his cock springing up and slapping against his shirt.

You waste no time bending over the centre console, wrapping a hand around his base, and letting your lips envelop the tip. While it’s not the most straightforward position to suck your boyfriend off in, the noises he’s making make up for all of that, and you focus solely on him. With each bob of your head, his noises get louder and louder until he’s pulling you off him and staring at you adoringly.

“I don’t want to cum in your mouth, baby; I want to cum inside of you…” his voice trails off as he pats his pockets, seemingly looking for something. His brows furrow in frustration as he continues to search but sighs when he gives up a few moments later.

“I thought I had some condoms, but I must've left them at home,” he mutters, his hand stroking your thigh soothingly. Your eyes brighten at his words before you rummage through your bag and pull out some foiled packets. Minghao laughs loudly at the realisation that you’ve brought some condoms for him, picking one up between two fingers to inspect it.

“What about strawberry or chocolate-flavoured condoms instead?” You suggest, a hint of playfulness sparkling in your eyes as Minghao picks up one of the condoms from your outstretched palm. He hurriedly slides the condom down his cock, before proceeding to shuffle awkwardly into the backseat of the car, beckoning you to follow him with a crook of his finger.

“Come sit on my cock, baby; no one's gonna see,” he smirks as you shuffle into the backseat, lifting your skirt so that he has full access to you. He licks his lips at the sight of your dripping cunt hovering above his aching cock, twitching at how warm and wet you’re going to feel around him.

You waste no time sinking onto him, his length stretching you out perfectly. A soft whine escapes you as you let yourself relax onto him, a guttural moan leaving Minghao’s lips at your warm cunt surrounding him. It takes a few moments to adjust to his size, and he grips your hips soothingly until you’re ready.

As soon as you feel comfortable, you begin raising your hips slowly and then rhythmically lowering them. The pace continues for a while, your moans mingling with Minghao’s until he finally reaches up and messily plants his lips onto yours, his tongue intertwining with your own. 

“F-fuck…feels so good,” you whine out, desperately trying to catch your breath and feeling the burn between your thighs from the repetitive bouncing. Minghao grins and places a thumb on your clit, and the way you writhe in his lap and whine even louder with the added stimulation has his cock twitching again, and the pit in his stomach begins to grow warmer and warmer, as does yours.

“Gonna cum, fuck, cum with me, baby,” Minghao rasps out, the grip on your hips tightening significantly, and his hips are starting to have a mind of their own. In an attempt to get him over the line quicker, you grind your hips down and let them do most of the work to bring him over the edge with a loud groan.

Just as soon as he’s cum and is in the state of post-orgasmic bliss, you fall head first into it as well, body seizing as your body gets sent through the orgasmic waves. All you can hear is both yours and Minghao’s heavy breathing intertwining, and you can feel his fingers drawing soothing pictures onto the flesh of your back.

“Should we go back home and get cleaned up?”

“That sounds great; the car is beginning to smell like sex and sweat anyway.”

#LITERALLY CRYING BRB #YOU WERE MY CUPID OMG I'M SO GRATEFUL #YOU'VE NO IDEA HOW MUCH I LOVE CAR SEX UMM HMMM- #AND HIM PROPOSING OMG? I MIGHT HAVE SHED SOME TEARS #this was too good LIKE TOO GOOD #worth the wait #thank you for an amazing piece

[hoeforhao]

🎀 Tracing You 🎀 Kim Mingyu Series

Pairing : boyfriend! Mingyu × fem!reader

Genre : fluff, smut, slight touch of angst

Warnings : talks of body dismorphia and insecurities

Summary : It's Valentines Week and your boyfriend has been secretly going to baking classes to have your favorite cupcakes by your side on the special day. But what happens if each of them come packed with a fortune note that trace out all the insecurities you've?

Part : 1/2

Author's note : This is for our lovely Mars aka @onlymingyus for the cupid collab of svthub arranged by none other than our @wongyuseokie . Hope you'll like part 1 ( couldn't complete the full fic as i fell sick 🥲 ) . I'll try to post part 2 as soon as possible.

"You're late again" you lean against the doorframe, hands crossed on your chest as you look dead into your boyfriend's eyes. It's the fifth time this week that he has come home late.

"Yeah whatever" Mingyu gives your body a slight push to make his way into the house, leaving back jolts of disbelief in you. Is this the Mingyu you know? The one that treated you like a cloud?

Sitting on the couch from both shock and pain, you wait for him to come out of the shower so that you two can talk about what to plan for tomorrow. Yes it would be Valentine's Day just after the clock struck 12.

Your eyes quickly shoot up at Mingyu's direction as you smell that freshly bathed scent coming from him, water dripping down his collarbone down to his chest and halting onto the band of his towel.

"Oh fuck - " is what you mumble to yourself before shifting your mind to the more important agenda again, that is to confront him about the plans.

"M-mingyu when are we going out tomorrow" getting up from the couch, you make your way towards only to be able to wrap your arms around his waist.

"What for?" is all that comes out of his mouth before he yanks your hands off of his, and proceeds to plate his dinner as if you don't even exist in the surroundings.

"It's Valentine's Day tomorrow Mingyu. Did you forget- " you couldn't even finish your words before he shouted at you at inhumane loudness.

"You fucking know I do not care about these y/n. Stop being so clingy and leave me alone" he pushes you off making you almost tumble upon the kitchen counter, maybe from from the mental shock rather than the physical effect.

"Y-you did not have to shout you k-know" tears start welling up at the corner of your eyes, as you slowly step back to run to your bedroom, wanting nothing to do with him anymore.

"Oh y/n only if I could've told you why I had to do all of these, only if I could've let you know how a piece of me broke inside everytime I shouted on you. But I can't. I have to get this done to give you the bigger picture". Mingyu keeps on mumbling to himself.

With that he steps into the kitchen and brings out all the ingredients that he has been storing in secret for all these days, starting from the pretty cupcake holders, to the sprinkles and glitters and buttercream. Every single thing. Because afterall -

#svthub #svthub.collab #seventeen #kpop #svtcreations #kpop scenarios #seventeen x reader #seventeen x y/n #mingyu x reader #mingyu smut #mingyu #seventeen mingyu #kim mingyu #mingyu x y/n #svt x reader #svt x y/n #mingyu fluff #mingyu angst #svt fluff #svt angst #svt smut #seventeen fluff #seventeen angst #seventeen smut #kpop x y/n #kpop x reader #svt imagines #svt fic #seventeen imagines #fanfic

[hoeforhao]

drop this sunflower 🌻 into the inboxes of the blogs that make you happy! let's spread some sunshine ☀️

I LOVE YOU MOTHER🥺🎀😭

#mother daughter #joonsytip #sam answers asks #hoeforhao rants #hoeforhao

[hoeforhao]

drop this sunflower 🌻 into the inboxes of the blogs that make you happy! let's spread some sunshine ☀️

(⁠っ⁠˘⁠з⁠(⁠˘⁠⌣⁠˘⁠ ⁠) <3<3

Omg thank you so much🥺🎀 you're the sunshine yourself!!!

#seventeen #kpop #hoeforhao #hoeforhao rants #sam answers asks #aaniag

[hoeforhao]

hello again! i'd love to get to know you, so I have a couple of questions for you in regards to valentines day!

do you enjoy giving or receiving more?

whats your love language?

if you were to receive one gift on valentines day, what would it be and why?

something you'd like to do for valentines day if you were given the chance?

yours truly, cupid

Hello cupid 💘!!! How are you? I hope you're doing well. Now as for the questions☆☆

• I think I enjoy giving more as I've never been on the receiving end🥲

• Again my love language is giving gifts and acts of service

• I think I would love to get some handmade stuff, doesn't matter how small or big it is.

• I would love to buy my valentine flowers, take them out on a good date, have their favorite food and then sit on the roof of some building and have a deep talk.

Thank you for dropping by again💌🌷🤭

#hoeforhao #hoeforhao rants #sam answers asks #cupid #cupid calling #valentines day

[hoeforhao]

hello my dear!

i hope you're doing well, and the weather is treating you nicely! I'm just dropping in to say hello, and I'm looking forward to writing something amazing (hopefully) for you!

yours truly, cupid

Hello cupid 🎀💌 I've been waiting for you to drop by 🥺😭. I'm excited too to read what you've in store for me yayyy. And yes I'm doing fine now. Hope you're too!!! Eat a lot and stay hydrated. Lots of meows from me

#cupid #cupid calling #hoeforhao rants #hoeforhao #Valentines day is near yayy

[hoeforhao]

HOEFORHAO HITS 800 FOLLOWERS BEFORE ITS 1ST BIRTHDAY OMG 😭YDK HOW GRATEFUL I'M FOR EACH AND EVERYONE OF YOU🥺

And I think it's finally time for me to make a comeback with this milestone!!! Thanks to each and everyone of you for liking my work.

I'll be doing an event for this so if y'all have any requests or ideas do let me know pls🌷💌

#seventeen #kpop #svtcreations #hoeforhao #hoeforhao rants #follower milestone #tumblr milestone #800 followers #birthday event

[hoeforhao]

happy boongerine day 🍊

[hoeforhao]

Reblog if it's okay to fill your ask inbox up 😇😇😇😇

What do you want to know?

#i want to come back so bad

[hoeforhao]

Dino is so Emraan Hashmi coded. Change my mind if you can-

#seventeen #kpop #hoeforhao #hoeforhao rants #desiblr #caratblr #my desi boyzzz #seventeen dino #dino

[hoeforhao]

Better Than Me | Part 1: Tall Ass Rowoon

Summary: You and Seokmin have been dating for a few years, but now you're the star of a new drama with your co-star Rowoon, which makes Seokmin insecure. Seokmin tries his best to be supportive and understanding, but sometimes it's too much, and you're both unsure if your relationship can survive the jealousy and fights.

Main Masterlist 1 | 2 | 3 | 4 | 5 | 6 | 7 | 8 | 9 | 10 | 11 | 12 | 13 | 14 | 15 | 16 | 17 | 18 | 19 | 20 | 21 | 22 | 23 | 24 | 25 | 26 | 27 | 28 | Epilogue Taglist: @dkluvrsclub @wooahaeproductions @seokgyuu @stayinhellevator @aaniag @the-boy-meets-evil @hoeforhao @here4kpopfics @ressonancee @seungkwansphd @tomodachiii @shadowjellyfishfest @kyeomooniee @allmyl0ve17 @randomworker @gyuminusone @onlyseokmins @strawberryya @woozixo @meowmeowminnie @jeonghansshitester @gyuwoncheol @bitchlessdino

© wongyuseokie 2024. All rights reserved.

#find me a seokmin already indi #this is so good am excited for the next parts omg

[hoeforhao]

happy new year everyone. i hope this year brings lots of health and luck to y'all. thanks for loving my blog so much. i'll try my best to make a comeback soon!

#hoeforhao rants #hoeforhao

[hoeforhao]

FINALLY GOT MY ALBUM Y'ALL!!!! GETTING THE 10:23 VERSION MADE ME SO HAPPY 🥺😭

*also pledis thinks am dk, han and dino biased atp. it's my third pull of them*

#seventeen #kpop #hoeforhao #hoeforhao rants #album #album review #kpop album #seventeenth heaven

[hoeforhao]

Reblog to have the most homoerotic year of your life 2024

[hoeforhao]

Fic writers!!!

Please reblog for sample size!

#i love kidult sincerely but most ardently still hits different for me

[hoeforhao]

When the mental isn't healthing