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Blue, because I've been told that the blue heart symbolizes friendship. Red is for lovers only.

ok i’m curious

#polls

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schnäbeln ("to beak") = to kiss, to make out

It's absolutely horrible in an interesting way.

The German language has quite a few animalistic verbs:

fuchsen ("to fox") = to annoy

hechten ("to pike") = to dive

reihern ("to heron") = to puke

dackeln ("to dachshund") = to walk slowly

aalen ("to eel") = to bask

vögeln ("to bird") = to have sex

einigeln ("to hedgehog in") = to curl up

hamstern ("to hamster") = to hoard

schlängeln ("to snake") = to wriggle

stieren ("to bull") = to goggle

unken ("to toad") = to gripe, augur doom

tigern ("to tiger") - to walk tigerishly

#german #if you've read 'Winnetou's Erben' it's what Klara and Kolma Puschi are doing behind the bushes

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#what does a crown of femurs look like? #it would be incredibly tall #bones

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Happy lesbian week

#love the colors #art #cowbians

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#cats #night sky as interpreted by cats #you own too many cats

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i’ve seen a lot of really messed up images in my time on the internet, weird fetish shit, even a few IRL gore images but nothing. NOTHING evokes such a deep seated, gut wrenching fear in me like this image of the fucking water slide from Action Park with the loop in it

#class action park #this shit is indeed scary

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glenn dean, landscapes of the west / user @petrichara

#ohhhhh #western #you know what's up

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This is genuinely how I imagine Winnetou. The book is a reprint from the late 1890's.

#karl may gesamtwerk #winnetou #schatz im silbersee

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La Mode Illustree 1894

#historical fashion #late 19th century #this is great #I would wear bith of them #it looks like the lady in the brown dress is holding a mobile phone XD

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Panthera Arven on Instagram

#this is great #cats

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The complete list of all languages spoken by Old Shatterhand

According to Karl May's library catalogue

Languages are listed as in the catalogue (WHAT criteria did he use? I think he sorted them by continent...)

German (obviously)

Arabic (Moroccan and Egyptian dialects)

Turkish

Kurdish

Persian (Farsi)

Cuneiform (Assyrian, Babylonian, Akkadian)

Armenian

Syrian (dialect of Arabic)

Afghan

Sanskrit and Hindi

Chinese (not specified which, probably Mandarin)

Ainu (language spoken in Northern Japan)

Malay

Kiriri (language spoken in South America)

Gitana (language of Spanish Roma)

Ancient Egyptian

Dinka (language spoken in South Sudan)

Kolh (language spoken in Kolhapur, India?)

Fulani (senegambian language)

Swahili (Tanzania, Kenya, Mozambique)

Tigres (language spoken in Eritrea and Sudan)

Namaqua (Khoisan language spoken in Namibia, Botswana, South Africa)

Harari (Ethiopia)

Bari (South Sudan)

Ghat (Tuareg language spoken in Algeria, Lyber, Niger)

Papuan languages

North American Indigenous languages (most of them, but only a few words each)

Lappish

Danish

Dutch

Bohemian

Russian

Hungarian

Serbian

Romanian

Modern Greek

Latin

Italian

Portuguese

Spanish

French

English

(Mischief and Chaos)

#karl may gesamtwerk #old shatterhand #languages #most of the African languages are only one (probably rather short) book each #but for 1890 this is quite impressive

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Girl WHO is writing these phishing mails

#lol #könnes dir halt nit schicke #wenn de e Adrässe hesch 🤷

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Ich fahre schon seit Längerem nicht mehr mit der Bahn. Ich bin auf Entzug.

Wenigstens hast du die Notbremse gezogen bevor dein Leben entgleist ist.

#db #lok-ere Durchsagen

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#joke in German #it seems topical #spores and spurs are the same #-> Sporen #Pilze -> mushrooms

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Writing fanfiction for Lord of the Rings: I reach back through the decades to take JRR Tolkien’s hand. I will tell the queer story that you could not tell in life, my friend, carefully uncovering a narrative from within the lines of your tale, illuminating the hints and moments of emotion that perhaps even you did not fully understand

Writing fanfiction for Sherlock Holmes: hey Arthur Conan Doyle quick question did you MEAN to create a queer icon or did you just have dinner with Oscar Wilde once and thought 'what if he solved crimes'? I don't really care either way. He’s escaped his enclosure and lives in my brain now. we're having fun

#this is how it's done #fanfiction

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Wilhelm tell or Wilhelm dont tell?

#swiblr

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Reels stop showing me ultra catholic trad wife shit challenge level impossible

#I'm getting 'how to prepare for your birth' #kids? I don't think so...