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Can someone tell me where I can find mor snowbugs/emberfrost fanart other than on here because I’ve seen all of it

#snowbugs #emberfrost #scott x tango #tango x Scott #fanart

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even more criminal minds incorrect quotes

Prentiss: Are you a masochist or a sadist? Gidian, deadpan: I’m a Taurus.

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Hotch: Guys it’s a shooting star, let’s make a wish! Reid: I wish for good grades. Morgan: Nerd. Reid: Nevermind, I wish upon the shooting star to fall down at a 30° velocity aiming for Morgan. :) Hotch: Reid…

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Reid: Some people are like slinkies. Morgan: What? Reid: Not really good for much but bring a smile to your face when you push them down the stairs. Morgan: Morgan: Please don't push JJ down the stairs. Reid, pushing JJ down the stairs: Too late.

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Hotch: I can't believe you've done this….. Reid: I'm sorry I didn't know-! Hotch, on the verge of tears: YOU CAN'T JUST BUY ME A GIFT OUT OF NOWHERE NOW I FEEL LIKE A HUGE ASSHOLE!

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Prentiss, trying to comfort JJ: What's the problem? Anxiety? Low self-esteem? Obsessive thoughts of random arson? I've been there.

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at a zoo Reid: What are they in for? Hotch: Reid, this isn't prison. Reid: So they can leave? Hotch: No, but- Reid, pointing at a meerkat: I bet that one murdered someone.

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Garcia: Okay happy campers! If you were a fruit what would you be and why? Reid: I'd be a tomato because no one accepts me as part of the group. Garcia: … Reid: … Garcia: OKAY HAPPY CAMPERS-

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Morgan: Your smile? It makes my day. Reid: Your happiness? I live for that. JJ: A room? Get one. Garcia: Hotel? Trivago.

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Prentiss: Hey, Joe said he's coming over this afternoon. Reid: Cool. Prentiss: Do you know who Joe is? Reid: JOE MAMA! JJ, not even looking up from her phone: Damn, that backfired.

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The bau is playing Chess Reid: easily beats everyone because they know how to play Morgan: doesn’t know the rules, but wins anyway Hotch: doesn’t know the rules, and loses Prentiss: knows the rules, but still loses to those who don’t JJ: Actually, you can’t do that, because I said so. Garcia: They named a board game after cheese?

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Prentiss: Do you know that we are made out of atoms? Prentiss: And atoms never touch each other. Prentiss: So in my defense, officer. I did not punch this kid.

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Morgan: WHO THE F**K ATE MY BREAD

Morgan: I SWEAR TO GOD WHEN I FIND OUT WHO DID I WILL F**KING KI-

Reid: I did

Morgan: kiss you, you haven’t been eating enough lately<3

*Morgan walks away*

Reid: He’s gone

Garcia mouth full of bread and muffled: thank you!

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Hotch: Something’s off. Prentiss: Maybe you’ve finally developed human emotions and feel bad for hurting people. Hotch: No, but that’s funny.

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Reid: Hello, my name is Failure, and you're watching my life crumble into pieces. Reid: waves their finger and sings like they're in a Disney Channel intro

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Reid: I wish I was a dinosaur. Hotch: Why? Cause they're big and scary? Reid: no because they're dead.

#aaron hotchner #derek morgan #emily prentiss #moreid #spencer reid #jenifer jareau #penelope garcia #Emily prentiss #jason gideon #criminal minds #The bau #behaviour analysis unit

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more criminal minds incorrect quotes

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Reid: kisses Morgan Morgan: ! Reid: …Did you steal my chapstick? Morgan: Did- did I what? Reid: My chapstick, Morgan. Did you steal it? Prentiss : Reid, for the love of God, not this again. Morgan: I- No, I didn't steal your chapstick. We use the same chapstick. Reid: No, there is absolutely no way we use the same chapstick, because it was only sold on one Etsy shop two years ago and they discontinued it, and I loved it so much that I bought the last of their stock, and I keep it in my freezer so it doesn't go bad. It's been discontinued for three years. No one uses the same chapstick for three years. So unless you've been eating a whole fuck ton of something that's flavored like chocolate and popcorn, you absolutely stole my fucking chapstick. Morgan: Chocolate and popcorn? Prentiss : Why do you think it got discontinued?

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Prentiss : Go big or go home! Morgan: Please, for once in your life just go home. I'm begging you. Go. Home. Prentiss : I'm going big!

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Store Worker: Would a “David Rossi” please come to the front desk? Rossi, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem? Store Worker, pointing to Reid and Morgan: I believe they belong to you? Reid and Morgan, simultaneously: We got lost. Rossi: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me—

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Reid, handing a balloon to Morgan: I have no soul. Have a good day! Morgan, walking off: I don't have one either.

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Reid: Want to hear a hard riddle? Prentiss : Sure. Reid: A rooster laid an egg on a roof. Which way did it roll? Prentiss : …down? Reid: N- Hotch: Who cares about which way it rolled, it would be scrambled eggs by then. Reid: Reid: No, it's that roosters don't lay eggs… Jesus Christ…

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Prentiss : ARE YOU- Rossi: Fucking. Prentiss : KIDDING ME?! YOU- Rossi: Fucking. Prentiss : IDIOT! Morgan: …What was that? Rossi: Hotch banned Prentiss from swearing, so I’m helping her out.

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Rossi: So, what, now I'm just supposed to do anything Reid does? I mean, what if he jumped off a cliff? JJ: If Reid were to jump off a cliff, he would've done their due diligence regarding the height of the cliff, the depth of the water, and the angle of entry, so yes. If you see Reid jump off a cliff, by all means, jump off a cliff. Garcia : You’d jump off a cliff! JJ: Gladly, provided Reid did first.

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#cm incorrect quotes #moreid #the bau team #emily prentiss #derek morgan #david rossi #aaron hotchner #spencer reid #penelope garcia #jenifer jareau #JJ

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just a bunch of incorrect criminal minds quotes

—————————————————————————————————— Morgan : Reid and I are no longer friends.

Reid: DEREK THAT IS THE WORST WAY TO TELL

PEOPLE THAT WE'RE DATING!

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Reid: Being gay is a constant battle between "I wish to sit on a window bench with my lover, our legs tangling as we listen to the birds" and "Hey, let's go throw rocks at fascists" and I think that's very sexy of us.

Morgan: If the window's open and you time it right, you can do both.

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Prentiss: Surgery is basically just stabbing someone to life.

Hotch: Please never become a surgeon.

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Reid: BE A BETTER PERSON!

Morgan : WHY?!

Reid: BECAUSE SOMEONE NEEDS TO HAVE MORALS IN THIS RELATIONSHIP, AND IT SURE AS FUCK AIN'T GONNA BE ME, SWEETHEART!

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Reid: Ugh, crushes are so dumb.

Morgan : I know. Whenever I'm near the person I like I just start acting stupid.

Reid: But you're always acting stupid?

Morgan : …

Morgan : Yeah, don't think about that too hard.

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Morgan : My hands are cold.

Reid: Here, let me hold them.

Morgan: My lips are cold too.

Reid: *covers Morgan 's mouth with their hand*

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Reid: Wow, Morgan, you want to hold my hand before marriage? How awfully lewd of you.

Morgan : We literally slept together yesterday.

Reid: That's NOTHING compared to the lewdness of holding hands.

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Morgan : You got a date yet Reid?

Reid: No...

Morgan : Well you do now! Get your ass up and hold my hand!

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Reid: We should get you to a doctor for a check up immediately. What if it happens again, and there isn't anyone around to help you? What if it's congenital? Oh my God! Was it me? Did I hurt you?

Morgan : …You realize any other person that made their partner pass out on bed would simply feel really proud of themselves, right?

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Morgan : Reid is playing hard to get.

Morgan: Little does he know, I'm a master at playing hard to get rid of.

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Morgan: Sorry I'm late, I was doing things.

Reid: Hi, I'm 'things'.

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Hotch : You know, Morgen gives Reid flowers everyday, I wish you'd do that too.

Rossi: Okay?

*Later*

Rossi: *gives Reid flowers*

Reid: ???

Rossi: I don't know, I'm confused as well.

#cm incorrect quotes #moreid #spencer reid #derek morgan #derek morgan x spencer reid #criminal minds #aaron hotchner #david rossi #aaron Hotchner x David Rossi platonic #platonic relationship #emily prentiss

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ayyyy! I just got invited to ao3! It took me like 10 tries to get myself a username but I landed on Not_A_Chance just excited.

#Ao3

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did anyone else learn fallen down on any instrument they had because of twomp or is that just me? I haven’t learned all of it yet but still

#the world of mr plant #twomp

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I thought I would share some art I drew of the plants from that one gardening with Argos video cause I’m super proud of it:)

(It’s a mixture of two of my current hyper fixations enderian and twomp. The enderian says “gardening with Argos”)

#the world of mr plant #twomp #mr plant twomp #twomp gardening with Argos

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Some Twomp headcanons

-Argos learned to make paper hearts and stars to just put around their void for Mr.plant to find

-Mr.plant can get very overprotective when him and Argos are in a really sketchy void or place in a void

-Argos used to get bullied and called bad luck because when he was playing with some of the other kids they got hurt really bad (they were just super clumsy) so whenever someone close to him gets badly hurt he starts to panic

that’s all I can remember right now

#twomp #headcanon #the world of mr plant #twomp argos #twomp mr plant

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I was just on YouTube and I saw this on my YouTube shorts I swear it’s is Argos and Mr.plant I cant

#twomp #the world of mr plant #twomp argos #twomp mr plant