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hozyhozierhoziest · 4 years
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sandra oh and I actually have a lot in common because I too am obsessed with Jodie Comer
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hozyhozierhoziest · 5 years
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i can’t sleep because i can’t stop thinking about how chronically ill i am and how i’m gonna die before i even get to live and how i’ll leave all my friends and family and how unfair it all is to them especially my mom and partner
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hozyhozierhoziest · 5 years
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Person in crowd: You’re breathtaking! Keanu: *laughs* You’re breathtaking! You’re all breathtaking!
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hozyhozierhoziest · 5 years
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hozyhozierhoziest · 5 years
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i wish i had a home somewhere in northern italy where i can spend my summers reading books, biking through the country, and eating fresh fruit all day
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hozyhozierhoziest · 5 years
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me: oh ™ god i have so much to do
also me: [wanders the house in a black turtleneck and silk underwear, drinking merlot and listening to hozier whilst weighing the pros and cons of becoming a feral woman of the woods]
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hozyhozierhoziest · 5 years
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in late 2011, one direction released their debut album, up all night. the four years that followed were delightful, and the world seemed at peace. but everything was disrupted when they announced their hiatus around 2016. terrible things started happening; trump got elected, countries fell into crisis, climate change got worse, jared leto played the joker… the list goes on and on. One Direction delayed the 2012 apocalypse by releasing bop after bop, and now that they’re inactive we’re doomed. In this essay I will-
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hozyhozierhoziest · 5 years
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Jodie comer
are you really asking me how attractive i find this human being
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BECAUSE SHE IS SO ATTRACTIVE 
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hozyhozierhoziest · 5 years
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Killing Eve 2018
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Best man on the job.
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hozyhozierhoziest · 5 years
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she is hidden
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hozyhozierhoziest · 5 years
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Can 2019 be the year we stop degrading people for not having sex. Making fun of people who are virgins becuase its not funny.
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Selena Gomez or Taylor swift?
The only pop princess we worship in this house is Harry Styles.
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