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I've been having a bad couple of days and my coworker was yet an asshole again and we got into it so here are headcanons with my twilight comfort character to make me feel better :)

Fluff headcanons for Edward with a so dealing with an asshole coworker

~When you come in and tell him about the your rude coworker he immediately wants to go talk to the person he doesn't think you deserve that

~He'll hold you and let you rant about them and talk about how rude they are to you and treat you like you don't know how to do your job

~He tells you to not to worry about it which confuses you but you decide to just forget about for the day and go to bed

The scenario is under the keep reading bc the bad boy got longer than I thought it would :')

The next day when you go to work it got bad again with you and coworker making snappy comments and them trying to boss you around . The next thing you know your lover walks through the door which surprised you he never really came to your job unannounced even then he would only come if he was taking you home or to bring you lunch. You walked over there since it wasn't busy and greeted him,

"What are you doing here Eddy? My lunch isn't until later?"

"Can I not come see my dove at work I just like seeing you doing human things it's very interesting to me plus, where's a better place to do "homework" then a café?"

Of course he said that with his goofy smirk your coworkers were used to seeing your lover and had greeted as they passed some making jokes about the clumsy stuff you had done at work that day. They asked him had wanted anything and to put the human front he just asked for a water and went and sat at the table and did 'work'. The question to why he was there still puzzled you but you just went on your way doing your job and making drinks and glancing every now and again to see what he was doing he would be reading a book he brought or just be watching you work all was peaceful until your rude coworker made a snarky comment that you didn't hear since you had turned away to talk to a customer,

"They think their so good just because they talk to customers they should be over here doing their job" (yes he has made a comment like this before to me and I didn't realize it until my friend/coworker told me about it)

Edward of course had heard that and immediately glared daggers at the coworker he loved watching you talk to people and he knew your manager did too since she had complimented you and bragged to you about it in front of him which was very proud of but even if your manager didn't brag about you it still gave them no right to talk about you . He could hear the snarky comments in your coworkers brain starting from when he walked through doors where he heard things about how you shouldn't be talking to him and that you needed to stop being lazy and do your job. Edward had enough when a certain thought ran through your coworkers head

"They should be fired they don't deserve to work here and they need to stop acting like they know everything"

He decided to wait until you went on your break to ask to personally speak to your manager about the problems enough was enough, when you went on your break you told him you were going to bathroom and then you two could go grab something to eat. Edward made he's way to the counter and had asked if he could have a word with your manager in private real quick. When pulled aside Edward explained had been happening and how it had been happening for a while now and sometimes you even come home crying over how upset over the comments you coworker said to you. Your manager was shocked to say the least and promised they would talk to your coworker and apologized that they didn't catch onto it quicker. When you came out of the bathroom you found Edward talking to your manager which made you rise an eyebrow. He smiled and gave you kiss and grabbed your hand.

"What was that about?"

"Oh nothing know how about I buy you some lunch?"

After that Edward had stayed for the rest of your shift it turns out he had just ran to your job so he just rode back home with you he still wouldn't tell you what he had talked about your manger with. The next day when you went to work your coworker gave you no problems meaning your day with way smoother. When you got off you were happy to tell Edward that your coworker had left you alone! Which he smiled at and was happy for, deep down you feel like Edward had something to do with this..

~FIN~

Sorry for how long this is! This was kinda of a vent writing for me :')

#edward cullen #edward cullen x reader

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Hi so I thought of something sad and I'm sharing it imagine the reader survives Ethan's attack on the Dimitrescu castle and they find what is left of their family they decide to leave the village but before they leave the castle they break off a piece of each of Dimitrescu's crystal forms and turn into a necklace to keep with them as they live the rest of their life without their family. I thought this more of a Lady D x reader but it could be with any scenario if someone wants me to write a full fic I totally will!

#lady dimitrescu x reader #cassandra dimitrescu #bela dimitrescu #daniela dimitrescu #lady dimitrescu #resident evil #resident evil village

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FUCK ME I JUST CAME ACROSS ANOTHER ONE UNDER THE JASPER TAG THE HELL??

Hey guys this is a little random but is everyone else seeing random girls posting about their nudes and stuff under tags?? Like I was under an anime tag today and there were so random blogs posting about p*rn and other things I’ve blocked them as I’ve came across them but is everyone else seeing this or is my tumblr being weird?

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Hey guys this is a little random but is everyone else seeing random girls posting about their nudes and stuff under tags?? Like I was under an anime tag today and there were so random blogs posting about p*rn and other things I’ve blocked them as I’ve came across them but is everyone else seeing this or is my tumblr being weird?

#edward cullen #edward cullen x reader #jasper hale #jasper hale x reader

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Hey the imagine was great! Hope your hand is ok? And spiders SUCK. So. BAAAD. UGH

Thank you my dear! And yes I just have bad reactions sometimes and it was probably just some soap or something I used! I’m fine!

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Could you do Edward x reader fluff where you have arachnophobia and someone pranks you badly and Edward comforts you ????

Jesus Christ as someone who also has this phobia i feel you on a personal level I hate spiders and funfact one of the first time i drove my car a spider appeared on my windshield and my mom had me pulled over from how bad i reacted

Edward x Reader

(also im sorry if there a lot of typos my hands are little swollen at the moment)

~You had always been afraid of spiders the little cursed things creeped you out and made your anxiety spiked

~A lot of people didn't like spiders but only some could truly understand the legit fear of having arachnophobia

~Edward had kept you away from the eight legged devils knowing how much you hated them

~All of the Cullens had respected your fear and no one messed with you about it

EXCEPT EMMETT

~Emmett really didn't see any harm in doing a little prank on you

~While you were sleeping and the rest of the Cullens were hunting he put a lot of fake spiders all over you and waited

~When you woke up you felt something on you and when you looked down you saw all of the fake spiders but you brain couldn't tell that they were fake and you immediately started screaming and panicking

~Emmett was laughing his ass off but soon realized that you were crying and before he could do anything Edward stepped in and shoved Emmett to the side and quickly grabbed you and pulled you out of the bed

~Jasper helped by using his abilities helping you calm down Edward took off with you outside and held you whispering how it was going to be okay and that they were fake and that he was here now

~Bet you pretty self Rose ripped Emmett a new one as well as Alice and bet yo self Jasper threw him across the yard

~Edward held you and Esme made you a drink to help calm you down

~After all that he changed the sheets and blankets just to make you feel better

~After that he hold you close and makes you feel comfortable

There you go dear!!!!

I hope you enjoyed!!!!

#edward cullen #edward cullen x reader

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Karl Heisenberg x Reader soft

My friend gave a me a really good soft idea for Karl Heisenberg with a plus size reader and I haven't seen any so I'm here to delivered as a fellow plus size person!

Heisenberg x Plus Size Reader

TW: slight nudity but no nsfw

Scar Tracing

~There's no secret that Karl has scars from all the metal working and hard works he's done not only that but I imagine when he first got his powers he was a little clumsily and maybe cut himself a couple times

~He never bother riding them he never saw a real reason to of course he never showed them off but when it got hot in the factory he would strip some layers and they would show

~But when he started dating you he started to get a little self conscious of what he looked like he scars littered his body and they were nothing pretty to look at some were big some were small but now he covered them

~Little did he know you had suffered in the same way,,

~You were not ashamed of your marks but any means you had grown to love them and be proud of them they represented you as a person and your beautiful body

~Sure some people would give you looks and make comments but you grew not to care it was your body and you were proud of it

~When you started noticing Karl not taking his shirt and jacket off around you, you couldn't help but to worry

~What was going through his brain? ~One day you figured it out Karl had just finished taking a shower after working and and walked into the room shirtless and pant less only wearing boxers and walked into the bedroom not realizing you were in there already wearing a tank top and shorts

~You saw how uncomfortable he looked and turned to walk out when you called out to him

"My love come here please"

"Not now kitten I'm getting dressed I'll be back in a second"

"No my love come here right now"

~He walked towards you and as he made his way to you, you sat up and opened your arms to him

~He came and stood in front of you as you wrapped your arms around him and tugged him down with you he allowed you to

"Karl i know what you've been hiding from me and it's nothing to be ashamed up I love every single part all of your scars and roughness of skin it's part of you and I love all of you plus I have scars of mine as well and never once have you judged me on them"

~Karl sat there shocked you loved him all of him how could he be so stupid of course you were smarter one of the relationship and had seen through all of his dumbness

~He felt your hands start tracing all of scars being so gentle and loving with all your touches he's skin felt more heated then it's ever felt in the factory

"Karl you know you can touch me it's okay my love"

~one of his hands went down to your thighs and the other at your stomach as he started tracing your marks as well the difference between the slightly textured skin and the soft was so satisfying for him to touch

~There was nothing but love in the room as you two traced each other's bodies and gave each other sweet kisses and small words of endearment

~Fin~

Wow that was way longer than i thought it would be... anyway feel free to drop a request if you enjoy this!

#karl heisenberg #karl heisenburg x reader #plus size #heisenberg x you

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New Fandom!!

I loved Resident Evil Village so I really wanna write for it!

I’ll write for,,,,

Lady Dimitrescu

And....

Karl Heisenberg

#lady dimitrescu #karl heisenberg #resident evil #lady dimitrescu x reader #karl x reader #karl heisenberg x reader

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Starbucks Drinks I think the Cullens would get:

This is literally for fun

Carsile: I see him getting a caramel macchiato he likes the bitter taste and the sweetness of the milk and has caffeine in it so it helps get him through shifts! He would also like the hot teas like English Blend and Mint Majesty

Esme: I believe she’s a simple lady and would also enjoy hot teas! Mostly the Honey Citrus Mint tea aka the medicine ball, also I see her enjoy the cinnamon dolce latte I feel like she would really like it!

Edward: Emo boy gets a americano but he would get it with blonde espresso with maybe a splash of a milk barely any in there but he’s guilty pleasure is an iced green tea latte with vanilla

Alice: I see her liking a chai latte! Preferably an iced one with vanilla with cinnamon topping and she would like the refreshers too! I think the very berry would be her favorite she would switch it up bc she likes it with the with lemonade or coconut milk

Rosalie: I see her enjoying a vanilla cold brew perhaps sugar free with almond milk and if she’s feeling up to it she would the brown-sugar shaken espresso as well

Emmet: this guy would like iced white mocha with vanilla sweet cream foam and caramel drizzle or the caramel crunch frappe he enjoys really sweet stuff!

Jasper: my lovely cowboy would like just a basic coffee with some light cream but no sugar I can’t really see him enjoy sweet coffee

These were fun! If you have any other ideas for these let me know!

#edward cullen #jasper hale #Emmet Cullen #rosalie cullen #alice cullen #esme cullen #Carsile cullen

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Hey guys here’s an update for my mean coworker I told my manger what had been happening and that he made me cry and she felt so bad for me and apologized that she didn’t realized what had been going on and she told me she would talk to him tomorrow so hopefully that’s goes well!!

~koffee

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ATTENTION: PEDO ALLERT

There is a new blog around here that is trying to pretend to be a young girl writing about Peter Parker, making people in the fandom deeply uncomfortable and raising a few allerts as she posted her first fic: a story, in first person, about and older woman grooming Peter Parker.

Now, we won't even get into the horrible editing, formatting or even narrative style, I just wanted to point out at a few of the red flags:

Reader says she is only 2 years older than Peter, but she reads as a much much older person. I suspect the "age gap" (the tag is obviously miss used here, but she tagged it that way, bear with me) was made so small as an attempt to rest importance to the matter, as kind of a "it's just two years, that's not a real gap, that's not so bad". But like I said, this woman reads like a middle age character.

The fic includes all the typical lures for young girls/people: jabs at the blonde popular girls, which preys on the potential readers insecurities and sense of belonging, fancy car/stuff that can impress a teen, for heaven's sake, THE READER LITERALLY OFFERS PETER CANDY TO MAKE HIM FEEL COMFORTABLE IM NOT EVEN KIDDING

Peter is clearly reticent (at least at first, I tried but I couldn't get myself to finish the whole thing and considering the stuff I usually read and write that's saying something), and the fic should have been clearly tagged as dub/non-con but it wasn't.

There is a line implying the reader had sexual encounters with her own brother when he was younger than Peter, and once again, the proper warning, incest, wasn't tagged.

When questioned about her work, this person replied that it's just a fic and our media consumption is our own responsibility, and while I could get behind this, I can't in this case, since NOTHING IS PROPERLY TAGGED.

The URL of this blog is @ blackladycrystal in case anyone wants to block this person, which I strongly encourage if you would prefer to avoid any contact with this suspicious blog or see this person's fics in the Peter Parker tag, since blocking the tags for those warnings won't do any good as this person doesn't uses them.

And remember, if something, anything about any blog, from an interaction to its contents, original or otherwise, ever makes you uncomfortable, no matter how long you been following, not matter if it's a mutual, hit the block button. You don't owe anybody on the internet anything.

Your safety always comes first.

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Omg would you go a George Weasley x hufflepuff!gf ???

yes of course sweetie this is so cute!!

George Weasley x Hufflepuff reader

~This relationship is so cute I stg

~The chaotic George with a sweetheart hufflepuff some people saw it coming and some people didn't

~He will try and convince you to try and pull pranks with his twin

~When Umbridge was around you two always got into trouble because he would run up to you and kiss you in the hallway right in front of Umbridge

~You help so much with his studies you know he's smart he just needs a little bit more motivation

~He and Fred and try to mess with you and they do a thing where they tell you to kiss the real George one time you decided to tease and get back at him and went towards Fred to give him a kiss when he grabbed you and said

"Geeze women and you call yourself my gf"

~George is not afraid to stand up to someone who tries to call you weak for being hufflepuff

~He loves how much you even him out and he loves how much he brings you out you two just work out so nicely!

There you go Dear I hope you like it!!!

#george wealsey x reader #george weasley

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ohhh also besties i had a lovely artist draw me and sam together and another one of me and jasper together would anyone want to see it? it would also be a lowkey face reveal since it is me!

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Ooo that sounds good! I love a Peppermint mocha Frappuccino or hot all year round and I like the pumpkin spice latte lol the pumpkin cold brew is really good too!

i really wished i liked pumpkin! It smells really good ive been working there since January so i havent made any pumpkin drinks yet! but i really wanna try an iced chai tea latte with vanilla and sweet cream foam it's been really popular lately!

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I'm sorry but I'm happy you won't let it ruin your day! I actually had a dream about Statbucks last night lol! I love Starbucks so much lol it's my favorite place to get coffee! Oh and the lemon pound cake and the seasonal pumpkin bake goods are so good!!!

Oh yes i love out cold brew and our lemon loaf! my order is a cold brew with sugar free vanilla and almond milk with sweet cream cold foam! It's so good, you guys should send me you drink orders! I love trying new things!!

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Hi love, I'm so sorry you had a bad day :( I was thinking you could make a Sam Winchester x reader fluff fic where the reader gets turned into a 5 year old and he gets to see what a happy kid she was and just cuteness! Hope your day gets better! And no pressure to write this just an idea :)

THIS IS SO CUTE OMG!!!

Sam Winchester x Kid turned reader

~You and the boys had went on a hunt to kill a witch but during the hunt the witch had cursed you to be turned into a child

~While Dean was in charge of doing research on the curse Sam was in charge of taking care of you

~Sam thought you were cute running around and just being a child he would play with you and read to you and tuck you in at night

~Child you had refused to sleep anywhere except with him with your little body tucked against his

~One day you were playing princess and you declared you needed a prince charming to save you from the dragon

~Of course that prince charming was Sam and the dragon was Dean so he and Dean "fought" and he "killed" the dragon

~When Sam scooped you up and ran away into another room you kissed his cheek and said,

"Sam Winchester the bestest and most handsomest prince charming to ever exist!"

~Sam's heart fluttered and he kissed your cheek back and hugged you tightly

~When Sam and Dean defeated the witch and you turned back into normal you were embarrassed remembering all the things you did but Sam told you not to worry about it

"Y/n while you were a kid I realized something,"

"What Sam?"

"One day I want us to have a little you running around and they call you Mom and me Dad"

~It took you a second to realize what his was saying and once you did you hugged him tightly and whispered back

"Yeah I would like that too"

There you go Dear! It was so cute to write and I hope you enjoy it!!

#sam winchester #sam winchester x reader

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OMG I LOVE IT!!!

Edward with a human gf who has tattoos?? 🥺 like how would he react to them and feel about them???

Yes as someone who really wants tattoos and loves them i really like this request!!

Edward Cullen x Tatted Female Reader

~He would be very curious about them! People back in his time didn't really get tattoos especially women!

~Since you live in Forks and it's so cold there he only got sneak peaks at your tattoos but when you were at home and wearing shorts and a t-shirt he was amazed by all the ink that covered your body

~He would want to know the stories about them! Were some just a rational decision? Were some planned over the years? Was one dedicated to someone special? (I plan on getting a tattoo for my two grandmas and I cant wait to get it!)

~He could sit for hours and just trace them each delicate design that covered your skin

~Okay im soft so imagine after being with Edward for a couple of years and getting the Cullen Crest everyone would feel so special and if Edward could cry he would.

~He would go with you to your appointments ad expect you to grab his hand but literally you're so chill and just sitting there like someone is not stabbing you over and over with a bunch of tiny needles

~He would be so dedicated in helping you taking care of them if you're to tired to he would do it for you and he would be so gentle with it

~He would love to help you plan your next tattoo!

There you go dear i hope you like it and please come again!