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Dnd campaign idea: the party is hired by a mysterious woman to get rid of a dragon living in the nearby mountains. When the party makes it to the dragons lair, she takes one look at them and says "seriously? Did Selina put you up to this? This is ridiculous, she signed the pre-nup, I get the cave and she gets 2/3 of the hoard."

#dnd #bad campaign ideas

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But maybe it's time for Eurydice to figure out who she is on her own. Maybe...maybe it's Orpheus and it's Eurydice

[ID: a google doc with the italicized text: “orpheus loves eurydice.” “loves” has a blue underline under it, which is signalling that it should be autocorrected to “and.” End ID.]

literally emo over this autocorrect . like it’s right… there’s no need for “orpheus loves eurydice” as a statement. the evidence is already there: orpheus and eurydice

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I'm back with an unpopular opinion 🕺🏻✨️

Spencelle could have been something. THEY COULD HAVE AND I WOULD HAVE BEEN HERE FOR IT SO MUCH.

AND NO I WILL NOT HEAR YOU OUT IF YOU DON'T AGREE.

#I think spencelle could have been something #but later #like after Henkel spencer reaches out to her #high off his ass bc no one on the team is helping #and just. starts spilling out apologies #I told you that you won but you didn't win anything and I get it now Elle #I get it #and they could bond over being fucked over by the team when they really needed help #me? bitter???? not even a little what

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Let’s help pay off these Uni bills! ♥️

@bil-daddy @uziraphale @docdust

Spread the LOVE!

#bildad my beloved #oh no I might need this #actually I might need about 100000 of these #can I make wallpaper out of one print

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Mood board: your parents were divorced

#I couldn't be bothered to edit the moose and the juice together #does this look like a high effort project? #exactly as much effort as I put into every shitty lanyard #anyways I've been walking around singing the bazooka bubblegum song for about 5000000 hours now #so

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idk adora seems like the type of gf you find in the bathroom flexing her muscles at herself at 12 am

#catradora fanart #catradora #catra #adora #shera fanart #spop fanart

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I think Gabriel should have turned Sam into a security guard and Dean and Cas into a tiny Roman and tiny cowboy

#as a treat #spn #Gabriel is the best character I'm sorry #so much potential for funny little gags and goofs

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ahhh time to unwind with my hobby that requires me counting to 150 multiple times while making intricate knots and gives me carpal tunnel

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close your eyes. imagine in your head a dickless cock with no balls. do you see how the image recedes from view the more language I add to it? a dickless cock. with no balls.

#neutered rooster

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Were any of you fucks gonna tell me that David fucking Archuleta just dropped the most devastating gay anthem ever or was I supposed to find that out on my own?????

#hell together #maybe it's my mom trauma jumping out but I'm crying over this song #leaving any church is hard but #leaving the lds church? #imagine loving someone so much that you would willingly give up the heaven you believe in #to suffer for eternity #bc that heaven you've believed in your entire life #doesn't want your son #telling them they can close the gates?? #sorry I'm just #aaaa #plus my fanfic brain is like oh. the fic title potentials here #destiel and ineffable husbands authors get on this shit #so many good lyrics

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I made this blanket too long and I'm never gonna finish but I'm 14 rows in and can't turn back now

#crochet

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By the way, nine and martha could have been what ten and donna ended up being

#here's the thing #on one hand holy shit yes that would have been an incredible duo!!! #but on the other hand #and this is not hating on Martha in particular #but no one could be Donna #Donna is just...on another level #I love her with my whole heart!!!!! #but god I would love to see Martha and nine just be fantastic

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I know she made a good decision for her mental health and also just bc it's her life she chooses how she wants to live it but god I miss jennamarbles

#the crafting videos......that goddamn jeans chair..... #life is short but also terribly and insufferably long at the same time...be a toothbrush!

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hey! haven’t been on here in forever, but i made a video recapping every single moment between olivia and elliot

yes, it’s 7 hours haha

#this video is currently my reason for living #I was team stopped watching when stabler left #and I feel?? #so validated?? #I was fucking right to ship them this is a win for me #acab #but also #eo and tiva were very important in my formative years #...aka I'm gay for Olivia and Ziva

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Adhd lack of impulse control + adhd constantly picking up new craft hobbies = adhd no more money

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men invented maps they had to spread on tables so they could watch each other bend over hands flat arms outstretched

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A bit more of duck omens, it kinda felt like a crime to not make this but I would be glad to introduce:

BILDUCK THE SHUHITE

#BILDUCK MY BELOVED #bildad my beloved #good omens #Crowley