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they got more, folks!
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馃幎 evisceration, the realm is your creation! 馃幎
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these barbies are fighting for their lives
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馃幎 come on barbie, let's go party! 馃幎
UNFATHOMABLY LOUD HOOK SCREAM
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fuck it, shoot my boss
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who up chaining they hate rn
鈿欙笍 馃摻
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Nea: All boys do is listen to acid rock and stare directly into a flashlight.
Herman: It's working.
Herman: I can feel it working.
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Adiris: I鈥檓 going to use the bathroom before we go.
Danny: It鈥檚 off-limits.
Adiris: It will be once I鈥檓 done.
(source is an actual conversation I had)
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The Dredge: me and the girlies watching rot and decay occur
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Claudette: are u a msuhroom
Claudette: mushrom
Claudette: MSURHOROOM
Claudette: mushroom god damn it
The Dredge: me and the girlies watching you trying to spell mushroom
馃憗馃憗
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Adriana and Ji-Woon: [standing in front of a visibly smoking oven in the Hunting Camp kitchen]
Ji-Woon: Uh, Adriana? I think you set the oven too high!
Adriana: I am a master of the baking. Watch!
Adriana: [opens the oven door, engulfing the kitchen in flames]
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Susie: I鈥檓 not like most girls.
Susie: [sips chocolate milk through a very complex straw]
Susie: I鈥檓 worse.
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that鈥檚 what you get for aggressively patrolling 3 gens
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fanart i drew of the skull merchant dying in a glue trap
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Renato: And once again, Renato and Thalita save the day!
Haddie: You didn鈥檛 do anything. It was all Thalita.
Renato: We鈥檙e a package deal. Everyone knows that.
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how well can the characters from dbd cook?聽
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this man never graduated from medical school
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[survivors in a trial against the Artist]
Tapp: Now what's happening?
Claudette: The birds! They just birded a man to death!
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[during game night at the survivor camp]
Kate: Who鈥檚 ahead in points?
Claudette: I think they鈥檙e even. At various times, you gave Jane ten points, Cheryl a gold star, and Thalita a thumbs-up. I don鈥檛 know how to compare those units.
Kate: Well, check to see if there鈥檚 a conversion chart in the back of that notebook.
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Susie: I鈥檓 doomed!
Danny: Well, you lived a good life, right?
Susie: I鈥檓 only a teenager!
Danny: I said good, not long.
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Renato, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket? Lol.
Thalita: Do you think other people can鈥檛 hear you?
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