#incorrect dead by daylight quotes

[incorrect-dbd-quotes]

Adam: Is that cheese?

Yui, holding a big block of cheese: Thirty pounds! It’s for my camping trip.

Adam: Cool. Who else is going?

Yui: Me, Rin, these two girls we met at the junkyard, and Rin’s grandfather.

Adam: Why are you taking Rin’s grandfather?

Yui: In case there’s bears.

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[kiraxcute]

Frank: *holding the Death to Bayshore* You've done yee'd your last haw!

Caleb: Kiddo, can you give me back my gun

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[totallycorrectdbdquotes]

Ace: Who thinks I can fit 15 marshmallows in my mouth? Nancy: You're a hazard to society Leon: And a coward. DO TWENTY.

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[kasinonightlife]

Frank: I still don’t have a New Year’s resolution.

Joey: You could lose a few.

Julie: You could be less lazy.

Susie: Don’t be such a bitch.

Frank: Okay, DAMN! SHIT!

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[theres-a-body-here]

Sable: "When meeting new people remember to keep it light and casual. Use our conversation starters if you get in trouble"

(Y/N), nodding along: "Light and casual, got it"

~~~~

(Y/N), throwing themselves at the Killer's feet: "I LOVE SWEATY, EVIL, AND VIOLENT MEN, PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME! PLEASE! PLEASE! PLEASE!"

Screams and yells echo through the realm as the killer frantically attempts to shake off (Y/N) from their thighs

~~~~

Sable, panicking and holding her head: "He's pulling the freak-off card THIS EARLY?"

Mikaela, looking through binoculars: "If he u-turns the topic back to the Mori Rework we might clutch this"

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[mostly-ghostly-hotel]

Y/N: I’m going to start a false crimes podcast where I explain crimes that never actually happened.

Michael Myers: I’m going to do those crimes you explain, forcing you into having a true crimes podcast

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[bottleblondebeachbabe]

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[harveywritings92]

{Slasher au (feat. König x reader x Ghost) In the woods of that border an old abandoned factory two figures run in the dark, their gasps for air and frantic footfalls echo throughout the dark forest, when they find an old security booth, they duck inside and hide.]

R/n, wincing as she looks down at he arm that has a large knife in it: *whispering* f-Fuck!

Random dude, reaches to help her.: Is it bad-

R/n, recoiling from his touch: j-just check if it’s safe…

[The guy complies and sits up to check outside, in the few seconds he’s distracted, R/n calmly removes the knife from her arm and hands it off the to the large silent figure standing behind her…]

Random dude, sits back down: H-Hey..I-I think we might’ve lost th- {turns to look at R/n} -*gasp*

[The guy is horrified when he sees the giant man in the hood sitting next to him, before rando has time to react the killer buries his knife into the stunned man’s gut! The man seems to expire. The giant gets up turns his attention toward R/n; Who shrinks back under his gaze. König starts approaching her reaching his hand out, but before he can grab her, a hand suddenly grabbed his leg! The man was still alive and trying to play hero...He hisses at R/n to runaway! When another large figure in a skull mask appeared behind König.]

Ghost, growling: Don’t touch what’s mine...

[The man’s eyes widened in horror as a large steel toed boot came down on his head crushing it and killing him for good... The two killers then turn their attention back to R/n whose nervous demeanor changed to annoyed in seconds.]

R/n: Oy, you guys are so messy, Look at your clothes, It’s gonna take me hours to patch them up.

Ghost, annoyed :…Hrm

R/n: what? (realizing they’re staring at her arm.) Oh, the whole jumping in front of your knife thing, Sorry. I had make it look realistic.

König, reaching for her arm: Does it hurt- (Ghost slaps his hand.)

Ghost: Don’t touch it with your gloves all bloody, ya git!

R/n, putting her hands up: Hey, hey don’t start fighting now. It not as bad as it looks...

Ghost, hearing Sirens in the distance: I’ll be the judge of that, let’s get outta here before the damn bobbies show up! 

König: Right, *to R/n* Hase here.  

{König takes a Bunny mask out from his jacket hands it to her, R/n puts it on and the three disappear into the night.] (König and Ghost are killers, R/n is their lover who helps them by pretending to be a lost girl in the woods to lure unsuspecting explorers into their trap.)

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[dikdikpronouncedxylophone]

Amanda: I hate it when I say 'suck my dick' and people say 'oH bUt YoU dOn'T hAvE a DiCk' you fools. Blithering idiots. I mean my soul dick. My metaphorical penis. I don't have a physical penis protruding from my body but the aura is there. Suck my spirit dick, peasant.

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[drama-by-daylight]

Responses to "would you still love me if I was a fish"

Zarina: "Yes and I'd put you in a big tank with some neat little decorations you can vibe with and I'd feed you every day and make sure you're comfy in your tank."

Jake: "I barely like you as a person so no."

Feng: "Lol I'm flushing you down the toilet the second you tip over."

Claudette: "As long as you aren't a beta fish because beta fish are mean..."

David: "What kind of fuck ass question is that?"

Mikaela: "I'd release you into the ocean so we could play mermaids together! :D"

Renato: "Um... I mean, I guess but I can't promise I'll remember to feed you every day."

Adam: "The life expectancy for the average fish is three to five years so if you were to somehow magically turn into a fish overnight, then I guess I can find the time to figure out how to change you back before you inevitably pass away from old fish age."

Yun-Jin: "No."

Haddie: "I mean, of course I would but if you had to be a fish, can you at least be a freshwater one? I've seen how much them saltwater bastards cost, my bank account would drained within two days."

Nea, high as fuck: "Wait, you're turning into a fish? Damn, man, that means we can't smoke together no more."

Meg: "Depends. Would you still love me if I was a worm?"

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[the-oracles-maw]

The Entity: are you seriously hunting survivors by yourself?

Tarhos: Nah I’m with mY BOYYYYYYYYYYYYYS

*The faithful three cheering* *Alejandro screeching* *war horn*

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[incorrect-dbd-quotes]

Renato, peeling a banana: May I take your jacket? Lol.

Thalita: Do you think other people can’t hear you?

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[jaydraw209]

Sable, after the Entity drops her off at the camp: ????

Mikaela: Hey, Sable.

Sable: Hey, Mikaela.

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[totallycorrectdbdquotes]

Nancy, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe? Ace: Yeah, sure. *A few minutes later* Ace: Here you go. Nancy: Ace: Leon: Why am I here?

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[randomfandomdreaming]

Chris: [talking about something]

Wesker: Chris, don’t talk out loud. You lower the IQ of the whole street.

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[theres-a-body-here]

Creep!reader: "I'm afraid I can't help you sheep"

Meg: "WHAT?!"

Creep!reader: "Something like that requires massive arcane power and mastery to be even be able to pierce through the fog. Also... the Entity may or may not have rather compromising photos of me and Ghostface, so I'd rather not get involved"

Dwight: "S-She may or may not have pictures of you two in full fursuits? Cuz I may or may not have been there"

Creep!reader: "Actually, we may or may not have been covered in baby oil"

Jake, sighing heavily: "Ugh...well I guess the Entity wins"

Élodie: "..."

Élodie: "can we see the pictur—"

Creep!reader: "Get the hell out of my realm"

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